Miley Cyrus High & Waisted on Acid ... Wash

With her shorter Rachel 'do in full effect, Miley Cyrus got nostalgic while at lunch with a pal in L.A. on Thursday ... by wearing her favorite "Designing Women" blazer, Madonna's "Open Your Heart" bustier and a pair of high-waisted acid wash jeans last seen backstage at a Bon Jovi concert in 1987.

Just like Gaga, the 19-year-old is very fashion forward.

Victoria Beckham Takes Hold of David's Package

While in town for New York Fashion Week, Victoria Beckham proved she had a sense of humor and posed under husband David Beckham's new underwear billboard and raised her hand as if she was grabbing his family jewels in NYC yesterday.

David actually posted the pic on his Facebook with the comment, "So proud of my wife taking #NYFW by the balls."

Coddle it like Beckham.

The Unit Shirtless, Ripped & Twisted Sideways

The Situation's GTL bestie Jonny "The Unit" Manfre took time out from fighting with Snooki on "Jersey Shore" and flaunted his buff & hairless strength at Muscle Beach in Venice Beach on Wednesday.

The Unit -- alongside his smoking hot XXX girlfriend Amia Miley -- proved his jacked up muscles weren't only for show, and even held himself up sideways off a bar.

Say what you will about the guy, but he's one strong dbag.

Victoria's Secret Angel Rock Hard Stomachs Herself

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes in Miami Beach yesterday -- aka why God invented bikinis.

Game over.

Seal The Wedding Ring Is Finally OFF

Seal has finally surrendered to the reality that his wife is leaving him -- 'cause for the first time since the split, the singer was spotted without his wedding ring.

Right after the split, Seal appeared on "Ellen" and said he had "no intention" of removing the wedding band because "It's a token of how I feel about this woman" ... adding, "It feels really comfortable on my hand."

But the singer clearly wanted to send a message when he arrived in Australia this morning -- 'cause dude had bright yellow nail polish on his fingers, which drew even more attention to the fact he was sans ring.

TMZ broke the story ... the couple separated last month ... in no small part because Heidi grew tired of Seal's temper.

J.Lo & Boy Toy Valentine's Day is for Swingers

Jennifer Lopez and her 24-year-old boyfriend Casper Smart were quite the lovebirds and enjoyed a Valentine's Day frolicking on the sand in Santa Barbara on Tuesday.

Besides holding hands and taking long walks on the beach, Jen even climbed up on top of Casper to ride the swing together.

In related news, Marc Anthony VD pics should surface in 5 ... 4... 3 ...

Spencer Pratt Bigger Star Than Ever!

Former "Hills" villain and half of one-time reality TV D-list supercouple Speidi ('memba them?), Spencer Pratt proved he's even larger now (left) than in his 2009 heyday (right) as he left a gas station in L.A. on Tuesday.

Look out K-Fed, because this is how Spencer rolls.

Jean-Claude Van Damme The Lean Mean Porn Stache Machine

While on the set of his new flick "Welcome to the Jungle" in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, action star of yore Jean-Claude Van Damme proved he's still the Muscles from Brussels by showing off his tan, buff bod ... and his new Tom Selleck approved '70s porn stache.

This is one hairy situation the 51-year-old may not be able to get out of unscathed.

Halle Berry's Fiance Pulled Over by Cops in L.A.

Halle Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez had his own legal SNAFU earlier today -- when police pulled the French actor over in West Hollywood ... right in front of Nahla's school.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Olivier was pulled over for having no front license plate, and no current registration stickers ... a big no no in the state of California.

According to sources Olivier was simply written up ... issued a ticket ... and sent merrily on his way.

C'est la vie.

Halle Berry More Trouble on the Home Front

As if stalkers and court drama wasn't enough, Halle Berry is also having some serious problems with her home in the Hollywood Hills ... and now she's on the hunt for a new place to live ... temporarily.

Halle was spotted checking out some swanky beach pads in Malibu today ... and sources connected to the actress tell us she's looking for a short term rental while her Hollywood home is under repair.

We're told Halle wants to be in a safe and secure area ... especially with TWO dangerous fans on the loose.

As we previously reported, Halle ultimately wants to move to France to be with her fiance Olivier Martinez ... and she wants to bring her daughter with her ... but she needs a judge to sign off, first.

Until she sorts that situation, guess the beach will have to do.

Arianny Celeste Throws in the Towel

UFC hottie Arianny Celeste's bikini executed a breathtaking submission hold earlier today at a pool in Miami -- squeezing her boobs so tight ... the lovely ladies nearly came loose.

She's got all the right moves.

Michael C. Hall & Jen Carpenter Happily Divorced Ever After

Although "Dexter" co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter finalized their divorce in December, the former couple couldn't be any closer as they walked arm-in-arm and snuggled in Venice Beach on Wednesday.

So much for irreconcilable differences.

Miranda Kerr Gets Touchy-Feely Down Under

Miranda Kerr got into a sticky situation while poolside in Australia the other day, but luckily her sexy friend was around to serve as her personal bikini bottom wedgie assistant.

Sometimes even gorgeous supermodels get their panties in a bunch.

Erykah Badu The Crazy High Heel Ice Skates

R+B singer Erykah Badu is no stranger to crazy outfits or hairdos, but it was her white stiletto ice skate boots that stole the show in Hollywood on Tuesday.

Unfortunately, the 40-year-old will not be competing in any fashion Olympics.

'Mob Wife' Big Ang Lets It All Hang Out in L.A.

She's the breakout star of this season's "Mob Wives" and one of Staten Island's finest convicted cocaine dealers, but Angela "Big Ang" Raiola brought out the big, er, guns to the west coast when she went to BOA in L.A. on Monday.

The buxom 52-year-old definitely has a lot of support out here.

Zsa Zsa Gabor! Happy 95th Birthday!!

Here's a photo of Hollywood legend Zsa Zsa Gabor enjoying herself at her 95th birthday party in Bev Hills yesterday ... a party thrown by her hubby Prince Von Ahole.

Zsa Zsa stayed behind closed doors during the festivities ... while Prince and his guests enjoyed a bunch of German food, some champagne and some chocolate cake.

Von Ahole called the event, "A celebration of my wife's life."

During the event, partygoers belted out a rendition of "Happy Birthday" ... even though ZZ wasn't around to hear it ... because she was resting ... in peace.