Jon Bon Jovi Alive and Well

Jon Bon Jovi, not dead, enjoyed his Christmas Day on the beach in St. Barts with his family.

The only way we want our Bon Jovi ... is alive.

'Tis the Season ... For Half-Naked Hot People!

Most of the country has a half-day today ... but not us -- we're working!!!! So, to ease the pain, we've put together a giant gallery of beautiful people running around in practically nothing.

There's also a photo of John Stamos hiding somewhere in the gallery.

Consider it an early Xmas gift.

Newlyweds A.J. McLean & Wife Get Nailed Together

Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean and his new wife Rochelle DeAnna Karidis showed off their wedding rings -- and more importantly, their matching his & hers manicures -- at the Guns N' Roses concert in L.A. on Wednesday.

The couple that mani-pedis together, stays together.

Jim Carrey Comes to Grips with New Blonde

Jim Carrey held fast to the possibility of a new girlfriend last night -- clinging to some woman we've never seen before outside a Guns 'N Roses concert in L.A.

Whoever she is -- she's really crimping his style.

Chaz Bono Moving On with His Baggage

Chaz Bono and his ex-fiancée Jennifer Elia were spotted separately outside the L.A. home they once shared on Wednesday ... the first time they've been photographed since going public with their break-up.

While Bono was spotted hauling his own suitcase out of the house, Jennifer looked visibly distraught upon her arrival.

Chaz and Jen were together for 12 years and got engaged seven months ago on Bono's reality show "Being Chaz."

What? Haven't You Ever Seen a Ferrari Limousine Before?

Shoppers in London were bloody shocked to see a ridiculous cherry red stretch Ferrari Limousine parked outside Harrods department store the other day.

The ultra-luxury vehicle is 20 feet long and seats eight comfortably.

Let's see The Situation or Kim K try and do that in their Ferraris.

Stephanie Seymour Spills Out Onto the Beach

With her son Peter nowhere in sight, supermodel Stephanie Seymour showed off her lovely girls in a sexy tan bikini in St. Barts on Tuesday.

The 43-year-old is hanging on by a string ... and what a gorgeous string it is.

Russell Crowe Not a Big Star Anymore

Whatever Oscar winner Russell Crowe is doing it appears to be working.

The 47-year-old looked a lot fitter and leaner in Sydney on Monday (left) than he did back in L.A. six months ago (right).

A beautiful mind ... and body.

Croatian Soccer Stud Smugglin' Grapes in Barbados

Croatian soccer star Darijo Srna soaked his smooth, ripped muscles in baby blue man-panties while on the beach in Barbados on Monday.

The 29-year-old has a lot of support.

Will Smith The Fresh Prince of Bald Head

Will Smith showed off his latest blockbuster ... his newly sheared nearly bald head in Miami last night.

The 43-year-old is pretty smooth.

'Step Up 3D' Chick Skin & Bones on the Beach

"Step Up 3D" star Sharni Vinson showed off her alarmingly slender bikini body on the beach in Sydney this weekend.

The 28-year-old -- who is currently dating "Twilight" muscleman Kellan Lutz -- could really use a cheeseburger about now.

So, we gotta ask ...

Khloe Kardashian Cheers On Lamar in His First Dallas Game

Proving not all NBA marriages are in shambles, Khloe Kardashian played cheerleader by rooting for her hubby Lamar Odom in his first game with the Dallas Mavericks on Sunday.

Odom was definitely impressive with his new team ... putting up 14 points and 7 rebounds in just 23 minutes.

Still, the Mavs lost to Oklahoma City ... but it's pre-season ... so, it doesn't really matter.

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Vegas, Babies, Vegas!!!

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and all of their various children hit up "Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour" in Las Vegas last night.

Perhaps the tix were a birthday gift ... Brad turns 48 today.

Amanda Knox Finds Her Salvation

Amanda Knox did a little Christmas shopping in Seattle yesterday, hitting up a local Salvation Army.

She received the best gift she could possibly get back in October ... from an Italian court.

Heidi & Spencer They're Baaaaaaaaaaaack! ... For a Hot Minute

For a second it seemed to be 2009 all over again, as once famous famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (Speidi, anyone?) pretended to not know they were being photographed as they did something -- in this case, act all lovey dovey while skiing down a mountain -- on Thursday.

Seeing "The Hills" dynamic duo again makes one feel really thankful for the "Jersey Shore."

Britney Spears' San Fernando Valley Winter Wonderland

Back home from her whirlwind world tour, Britney Spears has decked the halls of her brand new L.A. mansion with boughs of holly ... and tons and tons of colorful Christmas lights.

The 30-year-old singer has spared no expense to get into the festive light-everything holiday spirit -- casting a bright glow across her stuffy ultra-exclusive San Fernando Valley neighborhood.

All Brit Brit really wants for Christmas is ... a huge electric bill. Clark Griswold would be proud.

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