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The same day Brad Pitt backtracked on his marriage comments by saying he was the dull one and not his ex-wife ... Jennifer Aniston showed a united front with her boyfriend Justin Theroux by walking hand-in-hand together in NYC on Friday.

With her blonde octopus extensions in full effect, "Dancing with the Stars" pro Lacey Schwimmer left rehearsals on Thursday (left) rockin' a pair of interesting dungarees very similar to Jessica Simpson's infamous high-waisted mom jeans from 2009 (right).

A fully clothed Scarlett Johansson took to the streets of NYC today ... taking a bite of the forbidden fruit one day after her hacked nude photos spread through the Internet like a bad strain of the bird flu ... glorious, naked bird flu.

It was Sean Penn to the rescue today ... when his assistant fell down in the shower and messed up her arm ... and the actor rushed her to urgent care.

Sources close to the actor tell TMZ ... Penn's assistant was taking a shower at Sean's Malibu home when she fell ... and popped out her elbow.

Sean wrapped her up in a towel and took her to a nearby urgent care facility.

Sean and his girlfriend, Shannon Costello, (below) were clearly upset as they waited while the assistant was being treated.

At the same time Halle Berry was frolicking around Spain in a teeny, tiny AWESOME bikini ... she was sending her lawyers into battle back in L.A. today ... to once again fight her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry.

Sources connected to Halle tell TMZ ... Aubry, who is also in Europe, has been throwing a fit over custody issues involving their daughter Nahla while Halle shoots "Cloud Atlas" in Europe -- and we've learned, Halle's lawyers were in court today to put out the flames.

Halle's lawyers Neal Hersh and Judy Bogen were in court today to address Gabriel's bellyaching -- and while it's unclear exactly what happened during the proceedings, the two walked out with huge smiles on their faces.

Ice-T's modest wife Coco channeled her inner Janet Jackson and accidentally exposed her right breast while walking the Richie Rich runway show at New York Fashion Week on Tuesday.

It's hard to keep Coco contained.

Reese Witherspoon is still bearing the scars from a run-in with a car last week -- sporting a big black eye ... 6 days after she was run over by an 84-year-old woman.

Reese was out in L.A. yesterday, smiling on her way to a birthday party -- despite the big band-aid on her forehead.

A different photo that we quickly learned had been taken BEFORE the accident had made the rounds last week showing Reese looking fine ... but the fact is, that photo was taken before Reese was hit by a car in Santa Monica.

As TMZ previously reported, Reese was hospitalized after the accident on Wednesday, but she was soon released after doctors determined her injuries were only minor.

No one was injured when "Mad Men" star Christina Hendricks nearly took a huge spill at the premiere of her new flick "I Don't Know How She Does It" in NYC last night.

How does she do it? With double stick tape, that's how!

"Conan the Barbarian" star Jason Momoa, 32, and his "Cosby Show" wife Lisa Bonet, 43, cooled their wedded bliss sexy bods at the beach in Hawaii this weekend.

George Clooney and his girlfriend du jour Stacy Keibler were photographed together last night ... leaving an event in Toronto.

Justin Timberlake was among the thousands of fans amazed by the sick semi-final tennis match between Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic today at the US Open.

With the premiere of "Dancing With the Stars" a little over a week away, Chaz Bono hit up a local barbershop yesterday to get a haircut.

CNN correspondent Anderson Cooper may be white hot, but it's his new renovated home in Greenwich Village, NY that can put out the flames.

After purchasing this 1906 Fire House for $4.3 million in 2010 (right), Cooper spent the year having it renovated to its original facade (left).

Jenny McCarthy showed off her gorgeous curves while on the beach in Malibu with her boyfriend on Thursday.

The 38-year-old is anatomically correct ... and then some.

An Australian jeweler feared she was about to be robbed by a shady American ... who goes by the name Leo DiCaprio.

A clerk named Linda -- who works at The Family Jewels shop in Sydney -- panicked when she saw two burly men walk into her store and then stood guard at the door. Suddenly, a man whose face was concealed by a hoodie, cap and dark sunglasses entered the store. Linda sensed she was about to get robbed, so she sent a customer next door to summon the owner of The Family Jewels.

Alas ... by the time the owner arrived, Linda realized it was not a robber, but a "Titanic" star who was more than able to plunk down $1600 for a Nepalese antique necklace set with lapis lazuli and coral.

Problem was ... Leo's car was blocking traffic, so he said he'd come back to buy the piece.

And Linda had a good story at the dinner table.