Lindsay Lohan Checking in for THE KARDASHIAN WEDDING

Lindsay Lohan arrived at a hotel in Santa Barbara in the wee hours of the morning as she gets ready to attend to the Kim Kardashian wedding today.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us the reason why she showed up to the hotel at 2:30 AM ... her mom Dina arrived on a late flight from NYC.

Dina and Lindsay are both going to the wedding today (the families have been tight for a while) and we're told they're super excited to be a part of the wedding.

Barry Bonds A Cut Above the Rest

Barry Bonds flashed photogs the "thumbs up" sign today in Marina Del Rey after his morning bicycle ride ... but judging from the cuts on hand and arm, he's a little less than 100%.

That's strange ... he was almost never injured during his playing days.

Demi Lovato THE UNDERAGE BEER RUN

Today is Demi Lovato's 19th birthday ... and she kicked off the celebration last night by hitting up a local grocery store for a case of beer with her presumably-over-21 friend.

Lovato went to rehab last year, but her people said it was not for drugs or alcohol related issues.

For her part, Lovato tweeted last night, "Birthday redbulls cause ... Duh. :)"

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Flying HIGH Again ... On a Private Jet

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller boarded a private jet ... together in Los Angeles Friday -- proving just about everything can change in just 3 months.

As TMZ first reported, Charlie's been very involved in Brooke's drug rehab -- enlisting his own team of doctors for her treatment.

It's unknown where they jetted off to today -- but this is the best Brooke has looked since her divorce from Charlie was finalized back in May.

Bar Refaeli Greece'd Up Bikini Pix

Bar Refaeli went to Greece ... put on a tiny bikini ... and once again forced Leonardo DiCaprio to question his life decisions.

Kim K Wedding The $29 Million Stage Is Set

The tents are up ... the grass is cut ... and the pool has been transformed into a makeshift stage -- all in preparation for Kim Kardashian's MEGA-WEDDING this weekend.

Everything appears ready to go at the $29 million estate in Montecito, CA where Kim and Kris Humphries will take the plunge this weekend.

As we previously reported, the majority of the wedding festivities will go down underneath the tent in an effort to thwart the paparazzi -- because the Kardashians don't want the footage to leak out before their special airs on TV.

Gerard Depardieu NOT Peeing In Public

Just two days after being escorted off an airplane after urinating in the aisle, French actor Gerard Depardieu was spotted on the Dublin set of his latest film on Thursday.

The 62-year-old is a whiz at what he does.

LeBron James The Great Swarm of China

LeBron James was greeted by a massive swarm of fans trying to take his picture at an event in Shanghai, China on Wednesday.

Facebook is banned in China, so what's the point of taking anyone's photo?

Lady Gaga Board This Way

Trading her meat dress for a wet suit, Lady Gaga followed in Lindsay Lohan's footsteps and went surfing in Mexico on Tuesday.

Gaga stripped down to a bikini and was actually able to stand up on the surfboard.

Forget all the ridiculous outfits, horns on her face, or bizarro music videos -- this is the weirdest thing she's done yet.

Mariska Hargitay Special Swimsuit Unit

Wearing a form-fitting green one-piece bathing suit, "Law & Order: SVU" star Mariska Hargitay cooled off in the Hamptons on Wednesday.

Life's a beach for Detective Benson.

Lindsay Lohan Attempts to Stand ... While Surfing

Lindsay Lohan once again had trouble getting up on her two feet ... but this time she was surfing.

With a full face of makeup, Linds got up on one leg and a knee while maneuvering the waves in Malibu on Tuesday.

Lindsay's recreational choices are finally improving.

Heidi Klum The Beautiful Beer Belly

A day after going topless, supermodel/mother of four Heidi Klum celebrated covering up on the beach by chugging down a Corona in Italy on Monday.

So that's how she keeps her sexy girlish figure.

Tara Reid & Hubby 'Surprise! We're Married' Pics

Wanna see what a one-hour engagement looks like? Check out Tara Reid's wedding photos -- snapped as she tied the knot ... right after she got engaged to boyfriend Zack Kehayov.

Tara and Kehayov tied the knot Saturday on the Greek isle of Santorini. We're told the wedding took place on the roof of the luxury Mystique Resort, overlooking the ocean.

No one seemed more surprised by the wedding than the bride ... who tweeted, "I love being a wife" -- about 60 minutes after tweeting she just got engaged.

Mazel Tov!

Heidi Klum Sunny Side Up!

An ecstatic Heidi Klum let it all hang out in Sardinia, Italy this weekend by going topless on the beach.

Ciao bella!

Madonna One of These Kids Is Not Her Child

While her youngest kids David and Mercy played nearby, Madonna shared a tender moment with her 24-year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat in the Hamptons this weekend.

The Queen of Pop turns 53 tomorrow.

Halle Berry Hottest 45-Year-Old Mother Ever

Gorgeous and ageless Halle Berry celebrated her 45th birthday (FORTY-FIFTH!) by taking a stroll on the beach in Malibu with her girls ... and her baby girl Nahla this weekend.

The woman gets hotter and hotter every year.