Lionel Messi World's Best TOPLESS Futbol Player

David Beckham & Cristiano Ronaldo be damned ... because Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi has been called the best soccer player in the world ... and he just may have the best body too.

The 24-year-old FC Barcelona star showed off his toned, hairless physique -- and his tan line -- while on a yacht in Ibiza on Tuesday.

Score.

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Body Lifesaver

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio stripped off her pesky life vest to reveal her sexy, taut bikini body in Maui on Monday.

With her smokin' hot physique, the 30-year-old can resuscitate anyone.

Shaq & Hoopz The Full Court Press and FACE SUCK!

Shaquille O'Neal couldn't keep his hands and mouth off his "Flavor of Love" girlfriend Hoopz while shopping in Calabasas this weekend.

Looks like they both made out well.

Kelly Rowland Check Out My DOUBLE Nip Slip

With Beyonce and Michelle Williams nowhere in sight, former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland showed off her other two girls while performing in New Jersey this weekend.

One-upping Nicki Minaj on "GMA," the 30-year-old exposed both of her nipples -- but Kelly's revealing moment was NOT for a TV show.

This is Kelly's real X factor.

Emma Watson KISSING HER NON-POTTER CO-STAR

Emma Watson was spotted out in Santa Monica yesterday, getting quite cozy with her "Perks of Being a Wallflower" co-star Johnny Simmons.

He's clearly under her spell.

Samantha Ronson HEADED TO ATLANTIC CITY FOR BIRTHDAY BASH

Samantha Ronson decided to forgo automobile travel, instead showing up at LAX yesterday to hop a flight out of town.

Sam and her twin sister Charlotte are set to celebrate their 34th birthday this weekend at a club called mur.mur in Atlantic City, NJ.

Party safe, girls!

Rihanna's Bikini Bod STRUNG OUT

Just when you thought Rihanna couldn't wear any less clothes in her home country of Barbados -- the curvy-licious singer hit the beach today ... wearing THIS.

Man down.

Taylor Swift Paying Respects at JFK's Grave Site

Despite the rain, Taylor Swift paid a visit to John F. Kennedy's Eternal Flame grave site at Arlington National Cemetery in Washington D.C. on Wednesday.

The 21-year-old was in the nation's capital for the latest stop of her Speak Now World Tour.

Sam Ronson The Post-DUI Porsche Pick Up

After getting arrested for a DUI on her way back to L.A. from Vegas and then posing for that classic mug shot, Samantha Ronson put another smirk on her face to pick up her Porsche at the impound lot on Monday.

It won't be long before she's back in the fast lane.

Brooke Burke & David Charvet HERS & HIS MATCHING ABS

"Dancing with the Stars" co-host Brooke Burke showed off her flawless mother of four curves while on the beach with her buff and lean fiancé/former "Baywatch" hunk David Charvet in Malibu on Tuesday.

The 39-year-olds are a match made in workout heaven.

Kate Middleton THE ROYAL SUPERMARKET SWEEP

Married just over three months, Kate Middleton is already back on the market ... the supermarket that is.

Wearing jeans and ballet flats and not a fancy hat in sight, Prince William's wife pushed her own shopping cart full of groceries at a Tesco supermarket in North Wales on Monday.

She's the Duchess of soccer moms.

Rihanna's Half-Naked Body HEADDRESSED TO KILL

Rihanna ruffled some feathers this morning in her home country of Barbados -- donning a fancy red headdress, and stripping down to a tiny bikini and stockings ... all for the local harvest festival parade!

It's called Kadooment Day -- which, historically, had its early beginnings in the 17th century on the sugar cane plantations and HOLY MOTHER LOOK AT RIHANNA'S BUTT.

Casey Anthony's Parents TROPICAL VACATION ... WHAT'S THE PORPOISE??

Just 4 days after Casey Anthony was released from jail ... her parents were kickin' it in the Bahamas ... and went swimming with dolphins -- and for once, there's hard evidence to back up the story.

George and Cindy Anthony went swimming at Dolphin Cay at the Atlantis resort on July 21 ... and spent all sorts of quality time smiling and making kissy faces with a dolphin named Hercules.

As for Casey ... we're told she was not part of the tropical vacation -- but as TMZ first reported, she did enjoy a Corona minutes after she was released from the pokey.

Life after a murder trial sure is relaxing.

Anthony Weiner & Pregnant Wife STILL TOGETHER

Wearing caps and sunglasses, disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner and his pregnant wife Huma Abedin went for a leisurely, scandal-free stroll in NYC on Sunday.

After revealing she was pregnant in the middle of Weiner's Twitter photo fiasco in June, Huma's baby bump is beginning to show.

There's nothing like a soon-to-be mother's love.

Winehouse Rep: Amy Was NOT Going to Adopt

Amy Winehouse was absolutely NOT going to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia ... despite U.K. reports to the contrary ... Amy's rep tells TMZ.

The Sunday Mirror reported Dannika Augustine and her grandmother both confirmed that Amy was about to begin the adoption process ... and both of Dannika's parents had signed off on the plan.

But Amy's rep tells TMZ ... "It's not true" ... adding, "I think [Amy] might have met her in St. Lucia, but she was in no way about to adopt her."

Kate Gosselin I Can Still Stomach My Ex

A fresh-faced and makeup free Kate Gosselin showed off her taut mother of eight abs as her ex-husband Jon Gosselin picked up their kids in Pennsylvania this weekend.

In Kate's case, divorce really does the body good.