Charlie Sheen to Trump's Hotel: Watch Out!!!

The furniture at the Trump Hotel in NYC better be on high alert ... because Charlie Sheen -- the warlock who destroyed a room at the nearby Plaza Hotel last year after losing a really expensive watch -- just checked in for a little R&R.

Sheen rolled into town this morning to prepare for the next installment of his "Torpedo" tour -- and was seen walking up the steps of the Trump International Hotel ... wearing a shiny timepiece on his left wrist.

We're just guessing here ... but if the pillows and chairs in his room could talk ... they'd probably say, "Please, Charlie ... don't lose that watch while you're here. Seriously. Don't."

Rosa Blasi -- 'Make It or Break It' Bikini

"Make It or Break It" star Rosa Blasi showed off her God given talents by wearing a sexy hot pink bikini in Hermosa Beach yesterday.

The 38-year-old is bootyful.

Posh & Becks Go Baby Bump in the Night

Wearing a slimming black top, a knocked up Victoria Beckham finally worked up an appetite at Brazilian steakhouse Fogo de Chao in L.A. with husband David Beckham last night.

Victoria is due this summer with the couple's first girl.

Bill Gates -- Charity Work Is the Apple of My Eye

While Microsoft has its hands full trying to keep up with Apple, Bill Gates was over in Germany promoting a good cause ... and no, it had nothing to do with resurrecting the Zune.

Gates was out raising awareness for one.org -- an online petition asking U.S. Senators not to make budget cuts to "cost-effective, proven programs that fight HIV/AIDS, hunger and preventable disease."

What, no app for that?

Charlie Sheen -- Two and a Half Abs

On the third night of his tour in Cleveland last night, Charlie Sheen once again went shirtless and proved his 45-year-old physique was in better shape than you would think.

What's his secret?

Christina Aguilera Is a Very Driven Woman

Christina Aguilera isn't taking any chances after her boyfriend got a DUI last month ... and once again used a chauffeur to drive her to dinner in Santa Monica last night.

Cheers to being responsible.

Charlie Sheen -- The Countdown to Cleveland

After bombing in Detroit and rebounding in Chicago, Charlie Sheen was photographed in Cleveland moments ago .... where he's hours away from going on stage for CRUCIAL show #3 of his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" tour.

Now that ticket sales have slowed down ... it seems tonight's show could make or break the rest of Charlie's tour.

Sheen is scheduled to take the stage at 5 PM PST.

Stay tuned ...

Audrina & Mom -- Beach Body Twins

Looking more like sisters, bathing beauties Audrina Patridge (right) and her mother Lynn (left) heated up the beach in Santa Monica recently.

Luckily this time Lynn was only seen and not heard.

The hills are related.

Joe Jonas Gets the Runs

Wearing a vinyl sauna sweat top, newly single Jonas Brother Joe Jonas worked on his fitness in L.A. on Monday.

He's a lean, mean, boy band machine.

Ronnie Wood -- Picky Eater

Rolling Stones legend Ronnie Wood couldn't help but get nosy while having dinner in London this weekend.

The 63-year-old can't get no satisfaction.

Tim Tebow -- Ripped in the Bahamas

Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow showed off his jacked up shirtless body in the Bahamas this weekend.

FYI -- Tebow recently inked a deal to model underwear for Jockey ... which is a good move considering he's technically still unemployed with the NFL.

Stupid lockout.

'Miami Housewife's Bikini Bod Is Muy Bueno!

"Real Housewives of Miami" star Cristy Rice showed off her ripped six pack -- and her twin girls -- while rockin' an itsy bitsy bikini in South Beach this weekend.

The proud Cuban-American babe -- who is the ex-wife of former NBA star Glen Rice -- is totally bitchin'.

Michael Buble's Home BURGLARIZED During Wedding

While Michael Buble was tying the knot last week ... a bunch of scumbag thieves were breaking into his home in Argentina ... this according to several reports.

Buble and his wife Luisana were staying at a resort outside Buenos Aires during the break-in. Luisana's parents and brother spoke with police before the happy couple arrived back from the wedding.

According to reports, the bad guys covered up the security cameras and cut the lines to the alarm system -- though it's unclear what they took from the home.

After learning about the burglary, Luisana told local reporters, "I will not let this ruin the happiest day of my life."

The couple was married on Thursday ... but the celebration lasted all weekend.

Denise Richards -- Bahamas > Midwest

While Charlie Sheen was making friends in Detroit, Denise Richards was chilling on the beach in the Bahamas with her two daughters, Sam and Lola.

Advantage: Richards.

Charlie Sheen -- Greetings, Earthlings!

Charlie Sheen greeted his human fans as he made his way into the Fox Theatre in Detroit for the opening night of his tour.

The show starts tonight at 8:00 PM -- first indecipherable, rambling diatribe begins at 8:01 PM.

Charlie Sheen -- First Stop, Motown!

Charlie Sheen arrived at his hotel in Detroit at around midnight last night as he gets ready to kick off his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" tour.

Instead of a tour bus, Charlie gets around the country on a dragon that runs entirely on troll blood.