Leolardo DiFlabrio

What isn't Gilbert Grape eating? Leonardo DiCaprio hit the beach last week with his 21-year-old supermodel girlfriend looking rounder than usual ... but the fact is, Leo's so rich and awesome, it doesn't matter.

Days before dancing like a weirdo at Coachella, Leo and his GF Toni Garrn vacationed in Bora Bora. While Toni removed her top and unleashed her boobs, Leo removed his top and unleashed his as well.

And no one cared ... because he's Leonardo DiCaprio.

Seriously, though. We're big fans.

Dina Lohan Pleads Guilty to DWI, Speeding

Dina Lohan has something in common with her daughter Lindsay now ... after she pled guilty this morning to aggravated DWI and speeding in a Long Island courtroom ... TMZ has learned.

According to courtroom sources, Lohan must do 100 hours of community service. She is expected to have her license revoked and an interlock device will be installed in her vehicle.

We're told she must also attend a mandatory drinking and driving program, a victim impact panel and also pay the necessary fines and fees.

As TMZ previously reported, Lohan was busted last September with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit.

Chumlee Lifestyles of the Thin and Famous

Chumlee from "Pawn Stars" was quite the popular guy this weekend ... hanging with a bevy of beauties at Rehab pool at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

He's lost about 75 lbs. in the last year, and stars on a super popular reality show, but we're sure the girls were totally into him for his personality.

The Pope & Jared Leto Palm Sunday Selfies

One talks about Jesus, the other just looks like him ... but on Palm Sunday, Pope Francis and Jared Leto were joined together through the incredible power of the selfie.

Pope Francis was in St. Peter's Square -- a massive plaza located directly in front of St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City -- greeting fans following a service for more than 100,000 people.

Meanwhile in Jerusalem at Coachella, Leto posed for photos with his many followers during the weekend festival.

All these photos are missing is a donkey and some branches.

Dean McDermott I'm Finally Caging Up My Lizard

Dean McDermott's lizard is in luck for once ... 'cause the reality star just bought his reptile a new home.

Dean walked out of a PETCO in Los Angeles Saturday ... and according to the photog, he bought a tank and some new lizards.

McDermott recently admitted to cheating on his wife Tori Spelling, saying, "sex was an escape."

No such thing as weiner tanks ... just jars for balls. Right, Tori?

Michelle Pfeiffer Me and Kate Capshaw Are Too Old For This Crap

Michelle Pfeiffer and Kate Capshaw looked a little confused Saturday afternoon while hanging out at Coachella ... but not as confused as everyone else.

The two actresses made their way through the annual festival filled with hipsters half their age -- Michelle is 55, Kate is 60 -- but didn't seem fazed by it in the slightest. Truth be told, they look great, nonetheless ...

If only the doorman from "Knocked Up" was outside Coachella.

Lindsay Lohan Rock Around the Clock

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock ... and if you're partying with Lindsay Lohan at Coachella -- it may go even later.

Lilo and her brother Michael hit up the Flaunt magazine after party Friday following night one of Coachella ... and according to the photog, they split at around 3:30 am.

Not bad, considering the concert ended around 12:30ish.

As we previously reported ... Lindsay made her yearly vow to stay sober at the annual music festival -- known for good music and drugs.

So far, so good ... maybe.

Chris Martin Let Freedom Ring

Unlike his estranged wife Gwyneth Paltrow, Coldplay singer Chris Martin isn't wasting any time showing off his new "uncoupled" status to the world -- stepping out in NYC this week with no wedding ring on his finger.

As we reported, Gwyneth and Chris announced their separation last month -- aka their "conscious uncoupling."

But Gwyneth is obviously taking a much slower approach to letting go of their 11-year marriage -- the actress was seen still wearing her wedding ring in L.A. on Sunday.

Kate Middleton Beats Prince William in a Yacht Race

#whitecoupleproblems

Cher You're Never Too Old For Nipple Pasties

67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.

Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.

As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??

Liam Neeson His Masculinity Has Been Taken

Liam Neeson's new special skill is being pampered ... as he was tended to Wednesday on the set of "Taken 3" in Los Angeles.

During breaks in filming, Neeson chatted with his stunt double, got sprayed with clean water, and had his make-up done while under the shade of the umbrella.

Just kidding, Liam. Please don't hurt us.

Rihanna Face Down, Ass Up Bottomless

These are the Rihanna photos you've been waiting for your whole life -- down on all fours and bottomless. BOOM GOES THE INTERNET!!!

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine ... wearing some kind of bikini top and nothing else. To make it even hotter, there was even a guy whose job it was to pour water down her back.

To everyone involved with these photos, we say to you ... take a bow.

Justin & Selena Rendezvous She Looks Very Shaky

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Justin Bieber ordered a little late night delivery to his recording studio last night ... in the form of one Selena Gomez ... and she seemed REAL unsteady.

Bieber was spotted outside the Hit Factory in Miami, when a woman came sauntering up with Selena on her arm. Selena appeared to be holding onto the woman tightly, but once she got to the door, she was operating on her own power. Watch the video ... her eyes are closed as she walks in.

They've been in a recording studio recently, working on a song called "Unfamiliar."

Diddy Soccer Playing Kids Straight Cash Homie!

Playing soccer with Diddy looks awesome ... because when you take a break, he hands out CASH!!!

Diddy and his family hit up a park in Beverly Hills over the weekend to play a little soccer, when Diddy was spotted doling out money to his kids.

It's all about the Benjamins, baby!

Kate Middleton Welcomed to New Zealand by Half-Naked Men

Kate Middleton and Prince William began their three-week royal tour of New Zealand and Australia today ... and were greeted with a traditional Maori welcome by some of the locals.

Leave it to the folks in New Zealand to show off their best side.

Gisele Bundchen Caught Pickin' a Wedgie ... It's Still Hot

When in Rome, do Roman stuff -- but when in Brazil, like Gisele Bundchen, pick thongs out of your butt ... and make it look sexy.

The super model was vacationing with her Brazilian fam -- snorkeling, boating, looking hot -- when she suddenly had to take matters in her own hands.

Bundchen's bum is undefeated against thongs, so Gisele had to ...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!