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The woman who claims Woody Allen molested her when she was 7 years old surfaced Thursday in Florida.

Dylan Farrow -- Allen's adopted daughter -- was photographed as she left a Starbucks. Dylan, a writer, lives with her husband in Florida.

The 28-year-old claims Allen took her up to the attic and performed a variety of sexual acts on her -- including sticking his head in her naked crotch. Allen vehemently denies the allegations.

Eva Mendes has had a bad week ... first rumors she's split from the best looking guy on the planet, and now she gets stopped for talking on her cell phone ... and the most humiliating part -- by a bike cop.

Eva was tooling around L.A. -- we're guessing talking to someone about Ryan Gosling -- when a bike cop spotted her and wrote her up.

Eva's the latest victim of L.A. traffic snarl. You just can't get away anymore.

The good news ... she apparently talked her way out of the ticket, because cops tell us they have no record of a citation.

Quinton Aaron from "The Blind Side" got in trouble last night with police, but he tells us it's simply a case of cops being "dicks."

Quinton was pulled over on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood and cops impounded the SUV because the registration had expired.

So Quinton was stuck in the rain and ended up calling an Uber to hitch a ride home.

The actor is bitter, telling us he HAD paid the registration but got lazy and didn't have the vehicle smog checked. He says he tried explaining it to the deputies but, he says, "They were dicks and wouldn't listen."

FUN FACT FOR QUINTON: Your car is not registered until you complete a smog check. That's why you have expired tags.

Philip Seymour Hoffman's funeral has just begun -- and the church is jam-packed with the late actor's famous friends ... including Cate Blanchett, Spike Lee, Louis C.K., Ethan Hawke, and Ellen Burstyn.

The private funeral service for family and friends is now underway at the Church of St. Ignatius Loyola in NYC -- the same church where Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Aaliyah's funerals were held.

All told, roughly 400 people were expected to attend the ceremony.

As we reported, 46-year-old Hoffman was found dead Sunday from an apparent heroin overdose. He is survived by his longtime partner Mimi O'Donnell and 3 young children.

A larger memorial service is in the works for later this month.

Leonardo DiCaprio's penis now stands proudly next to Will Smith and Bradley Cooper's junk -- because a serial prankster made like a lingerie model and buried his face in Leo's crotch last night.

DiCaprio was arriving at the Santa Barbara Int'l. Film Festival when Ukrainian jokester Vitalii Sediuk ran up, dropped to his knees ... and nuzzled his face against DiCaprio's dong for several seconds.

Leo was stunned, but still managed a smile. He's a pro.

Sediuk is a "journalist" who pulled the same crotch stunt with Bradley last month ... and got slapped by Will when he tried to kiss him at a movie premiere.

Security removed Sediuk from Leo's magic stick, but he was not arrested.

Iron Maiden just got taken to the cleaners by Mandy Moore ... to be neatly sanitized, steamed and pressed.

Apparently big celebs don't toss their dirty, old rock n' roll t-shirts into a washing machine like the rest of us ... because Mandy took her classic Iron Maiden t-shirt to a dry cleaners -- where it was freshly cleaned, ironed and sheathed in plastic.

That just ain't right.

Joaquin Phoenix and Michelle Williams -- both of whom lost loved ones to ODs -- paid their respects Wednesday to Mimi O'Donnell -- the longtime partner of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Phoenix -- who's brother River Phoenix died from a mixture of heroin and cocaine in 1993 -- paid a visit to O'Donnell's NYC apartment, accompanied by GF Allie Teilz.

Joaquin co-starred with Hoffman two years ago in "The Master."

Williams showed up a short time later. She co-starred with PSH in "Synecdoche, New York" in 2008 ... the same year her ex-partner -- Heath Ledger -- was found dead in his apartment from an accidental overdose of Rx meds.

O'Donnell's been receiving a number of well-wishers ... including Cate Blanchett and Jennifer Aniston's fiance, Justin Theroux.

Legendary Vegas showmen Siegfried & Roy are lookin' every bit like a couple of retirees these days ... lounging in Hawaii.

10 years after Roy was mauled on stage by one of their famed white tigers ... the duo checked into a beach resort. Sieg combed the beach ... while Roy cruised the hotel grounds in a wheelchair.

Siegfried is 74 and Roy is 69. They look ok.

Sweet dreams are made of this -- Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp ventured out in L.A. this week ... and Johnny didn't even TRY to hide his glass marijuana pipe.

Fun fact: Manson and Depp are good pals ... Depp invited Manson to the premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" ... they've even performed together in the past (Depp on guitar) ... and recorded a cover of "You're So Vain."

Too bad. We would have suggested ... "High Hopes."

Ryan Gosling is a soft cuddly partner who sleeps with different women every night ...

A picture of "The Notebook" actor has been stamped onto a 5-foot plush pillow ... that's being sold online for $73 bucks.

Caitie Noble says she came up with the idea for a Gosling pillow ... because she couldn't find one for herself in stores. She says she created the pillow for anyone who wants to cuddle up to Ryan in bed.

British model Kelly Brook -- who was eaten by killer fish in "Piranha 3D" -- dared to go back in the water in South Beach this week ... along with her wrecking machine of a boyfriend.

The jacked dude on Kelly's arm is David McIntosh -- a model/actor ... who formerly served in the British military as a Royal Marines Commando.

In fact, David says before he got into professional posing ... he served in Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia and Northern Ireland.

Call her Bouncé ... because Queen B advertised more breast last night than Popeyes.

Beyoncé was showing off the girls at Hennessy's Super Bowl afterparty in NYC, wearing a v-neck t-shirt that was so deep it was poetic. She and the twins got their groove on while Nas and Kelly Rowland performed on stage.

Proud husband Jay Z was there too ... but we all know what the real attraction was.

Scary moment for Taylor Swift ... when an obsessed fan blew past security and confronted her on stage at her concert in London ... while Taylor's bodyguards scrambled to save her.

It all went down at the O2 Arena ... when Taylor was performing her smash song, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together."

That's when a pretty sizable male fan charged the stage ... and got face-to-face with the singer.

Moments later, two male security guards sprinted to Taylor's side ... grabbed the stage intruder by the arms ... and ripped him off the stage.

Of course, Taylor continued the show like nothing ever happened.

Say this for Justin Bieber ... at least he shares ... even when it comes to strippers' boobs -- as seen in this photo of Justin and his pal Khalil Sharieff sucking on one breast each during a recent party.

According to sources with direct knowledge ... the stripper, who came fully-loaded with giant fake breasts and a classy rainbow-colored Playboy tattoo, was hired to "perform" for Justin and his pals during a party at an L.A. recording studio.

During the festivities, Justin and Khalil decided to get a taste of the action ... at the same time ... with Justin taking a love-bite out of the left mammary for good measure.

Sources at the party say the stripper looked old enough to be Justin's mother ... maybe that explains the urge to breast-feed.

Kanye West will NOT be prosecuted for beating up a guy in the waiting room of a Beverely Hills chiropractor ... TMZ has learned.

The L.A. County D.A. has REJECTED the case. As for why ... the D.A. gave several reasons:

-- A civil compromise has been reached. TMZ broke the story, Kanye agreed to pay more than $250,000 to the 18-year-old.

-- The victim was not hurt. The D.A. says "No significant injuries were documented."

-- The victim became uncooperative after the civil compromise, and would not speak with prosecutors.

The conclusion of the D.A. ... "Prosecution is accordingly declined due to Victim unavailability."

Amanda Bynes' post-rehab future looks very bright ... pink -- the color of choice at her prestigious fashion design school

Amanda -- carrying an oversized bag of school supplies -- appeared in the colorful lobby of the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Irvine, CA ... looking like a typical college student.

Bynes -- who lives at home with her parents -- enrolled in design classes as part of her recovery ... after she was released from rehab in December.