Kanye West Aw, What A Dad... Flies Home To Take Care of Baby

Kanye West clearly has new priorities ... leaving an epic birthday party for Leo DiCaprio in NYC and flying all night back to L.A. for North West's doctor's appointment.

We're told Kanye and Kim landed just before 6 AM ... and rushed home where Kanye picked up Nori and headed to the doctor's office in Bev Hills. FYI ... guess who didn't go? Mama K was otherwise engaged.

The kid's fine. It was just a routine baby visit.

Maybe it'll impress the judge in the assault case.

Kardashian Family We Sold Our Bras To Raise $$$ For Vets

Kim Kardashian's bra is capable of supporting a whole lot more than her boobs ... it's also helping support U.S. military families.

The Kardashians organized the charity yard sale yesterday -- for their reality show, natch -- to raise money for two charities -- the No Kid Hungry Foundation and the Greater L.A. Fisher house -- which provides housing for families of wounded warriors.

Our Kardashian peeps tell us ... the family raised about $6K by selling their old lingerie, clothing, artwork and household goods ... and the family will match the loot so the total take is $12K.

Tim Byk, founder and exec. director of Fisher House, tells us, "They reached out to us, they found us. Maybe they will make it over to the house for a pizza party."

Cash aside ... we're told the Kardashians are also donating all the items that didn't sell yesterday ... to the Fisher House families.

Kinda nice ... for Veterans Day.

Britney Spears and K-Fed ... Well This is Awkward

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline cheered on their son during a soccer game today ... alongside Brit's new boyfriend.

The trio came together in Tarzana today for an awkward -- yet respectable -- moment ... and didn't seem too fazed standing side by side ... by side.

Makes sense ... since K-Fed made it clear to us last month he had moved on with his life and didn't really care about things going on with Britney anymore.

Stronger.

Miley Cyrus Weed Can't Stop in Amsterdam

Stop us if this one sounds familiar ... Miley Cyrus was surrounded by weed last night -- only this time she was with super-sexy model Cara Delevingne.

Miley bounced from the Greenhouse in Amsterdam looking giggly and glassy-eyed after kicking it inside for a few hours with Cara and some friends.

The Greenhouse seems to be a popular spot for celebs ... with stoners like Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa recently taking in the greenery at their shop.

Cara kept a low-profile when the group left ... but Miley was front and center looking awfully toasty.

No pics of the duo actually sampling Amsterdam's finest ... but c'mon!

Suri Cruise Expert Reveals Personality Profile

Suri Cruise has the confidence and maturity that far exceeds the norm for a 7-year-old ... so says Suri expert Tom Cruise.

In his deposition in the defamation case, Tom says Suri is a good communicator, which allows him to have meaningful conversations with her when he's not with her.

But more than that ... Cruise swore under oath ... his daughter is "confident" and has "a good sense of herself."

Now here's the most interesting part. Tom says Suri is "a very happy child." That may be true, but we've found plenty of photos which don't show this kid looking like a happy camper.

So we gotta ask...

Brooke & Charlie's Kids Back In Brooke's Clutches

Brooke Mueller's got her hands back on her and Charlie Sheen's twins -- picking them up from school today and bringing them to her home ... for the foreseeable future.

As we reported, the judge ruled 4-year-old Bob and Max will move in with Brooke along with Brooke's brother Scott, who is now the legal guardian.

Scott became the temporary owner of the twins after Denise Richards said she could no longer care for the boys -- because they had become violent with her daughters and because she couldn't handle Brooke's craziness.

One thing's for sure ... Charlie is NOT a happy camper.

Lamar Odom I'm Dumping The Ol' Bag

Lamar Odom is living the life of a vagabond ... never staying in one place too long. Latest stop -- a friend's home.

Lamar dropped off a fully-packed suitcase at a pal's house in L.A. on Wednesday -- which also happened to be his 34th birthday.

TMZ broke the story ... Lamar and Khloe Kardashian are secretly selling their Tarzana mansion -- although Lamar hasn't lived there for months -- and Khloe plans to divorce Lamar once she thinks his life is stable enough to handle it.

Lamar took a momentary break from his baggage handling to flex his reduced muscles.

Everybody's got baggage.

Katie Holmes Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise went to the mountaintop ... but were forced to come down ... though certainly not as dramatically as her ex-hubby would do it.

Katie had some downtime from shooting "The Giver" in Cape Town ... so she took Suri to Table Mountain -- a famed tourist spot with stunning views. It's one of the new 7 wonders of the world.

Turns out it was a bad day for sightseeing. It was cloudy, windy and cold, making it almost impossible to see in front of your face.

Suri was clinging to her mom while they waited for a cable car to take them down.

Tom surely would have strapped her to his back and rappelled down the mountain. After all, that's the way they do it in Afghanistan.

Justin Bieber Rowdy Fans Cause Chaos, Destruction

Justin Bieber -- the cause of mas destruction all across South America!

TMZ has photos of rowdy fans in Argentina ... destroying barricades outside his hotel in Buenos Aires.

Bieber and his entourage arrived about 4am this morning at the Hotel Faena ... where a group of out-of-control teenagers tore down wooden walls erected for crowd control.

Pics show the Biebs outside the hotel -- pants sagging -- being questioned by an officer in a patrol car ... but there's no indication Justin or his boys had anything to do with the vandalism.

Bieber is touring through several South American countries. He left Brazil yesterday ... just hours before police there decided to charge him for defacing property by spray-painting graffiti on a building in Rio de Janeiro.

Justin Bieber I CAN ... DO ... THIS ... PULL UP

Never wanting to miss Upper Body Day, 65-pound Justin Bieber attempted a pull-up in Brazil on Tuesday -- and nearly burst every capillary in his face.

It takes hard work to look this good.

Justin Bieber I Didn't Know It Was Illegal To Spraypaint Rio Wall

10:10 A.M. PT -- Bieber has now been charged with illegally tagging the wall of an abandoned hotel in Rio ... according to reports. It's a misdemeanor crime and Bieber could be fined ... but he's already left the country.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, unless you're Justin Bieber -- because that's what he's claiming now that police are trying to contact him in connection with illegal graffiti in Brazil.

Bieber was photographed tagging up a Rio building Tuesday, and local police reportedly launched an investigation ... even going to Bieber's rented mansion to question him, but the singer was gone by the time cops arrived.

FYI, defacing buildings is a crime in Brazil punishable by up to a year in jail ... and thanks to these photos, police now have reason to believe Bieber is guilty.

But sources close to the Biebs tell us, the singer is pleading ignorance, insisting he was advised by locals to tag the buildings in question -- and presumed it was okay.

Not like it matters now, we're told Bieber has since left Rio and probably won't be back for a while.

You'll recall, Bieber's been on a tagging frenzy in South America -- just last week he was spraypainting the phrase "Free Breezy" in Colombia.

Ian McKellen Gandalf's Protecting My Ass

Ian McKellen has magic underwear ... and yesterday, he showed off his special tighty-whities during a theater performance in New York City.

Of course, the face protecting Ian's pooper is Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" -- the character played by Ian in the LOTR movies.

Fun Fact -- the undies were actually a gift from "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen.

Mazel.

Julianne Hough Wearing Whiteface

Julianne Hough was virtually make-up free and, more importantly, smoking hot yesterday in Los Angeles ... the perfect way to make people forget about that whole blackface Halloween thing.
Hough casually strolled into a gym Saturday afternoon flashing her mid-riff ... doing her best to move on from getting slammed for dressing up as Crazy Eyes from "Orange is the New Black."

Considering Julianne apologized for the costume, and how good she looks in workout wear -- we gotta ask ...

Conrad Murray FELONIOUS MONKEY

Conrad Murray -- a black man -- decided he wanted to go trick or treating as a gorilla last night ... and even swung from a tree. And it got us thinking ... why the hell would he do that???

Considering the history of horrible racist people comparing blacks to apes, it just seems like a bad idea.

Then again, there are some people in our office who feel that if any white person (or Latino, Asian or anyone else) can wear an ape costume on Halloween, a black guy should be able to do the same thing.

Here's another theory -- we know Murray is gunning for a reality show, so maybe he picked the costume because he knew it would stir up controversy ... just the kind of thing reality producers want.

Still, we gotta ask ...

Pamela Anderson Gets the Chop

Say goodbye to Pamela Anderson's iconic long blonde hair -- the "Baywatch" legend has pulled a full-on Michelle Williams, chopping her beautiful flowing locks in order to more closely resemble a 12-year-old boy.

46-year-old Anderson debuted the new 'do in L.A. yesterday, wearing sunglasses and a striped skirt. Michelle Williams first experimented with the pixie cut in 2007.

But let's give credit where it's due. Macaulay Culkin has been rocking this noise since the 90s.

Lamar and Khloe Back Together For a While

The plot thickens with Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian ... they both showed up at Kanye West's concert in Downtown L.A. Monday night ... but just how close they were is up for debate.

We got this pic of Lamar showing up -- ALONE -- at the back of Staples Center. We also got far off shots inside the venue of Kylie waving to someone.

And there's this. Khloe tweeted a pic of the stage and wrote, "Yeezus."

There are multiple people who were tweeting they saw the whole Klan together at the concert -- including Khloe, Lamar and even Bruce.

Here's the weird part ... we can't find any pics of Lamar and Khloe side-by-side. Nevertheless, multiple people say they saw them together.