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Question: If you were thiiiiis close to being paralyzed after fracturing your neck in a freak accident in 2011 ... and you had to rehab for months to get back to normal ... would you risk it all for a killer physique??

Answer: ABSOLUTELY ... if you're Jason Derulo.

The "Whatcha Say" singer hit up a park in Sydney, Australia this weekend ... and bent over backwards for some kind of a handstand, pushup thing during a topless workout.

As we previously reported, J.D. screwed himself up bad just 2 years ago ... breaking his neck while doing tumbling and acrobatics during rehearsals for his tour.

Clearly, the guy feels confident his body is fully healed.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian just arrived at San Francisco International Airport, en route to Paris ... and they did exactly what we said they would do ... avoid the paparazzi at LAX.

Kim and Kanye took off from the Van Nuys Airport a few hours ago and landed at SFO. They're transferring to a commercial flight that will take them nonstop to Paris.

As we first reported, Kanye has been advised by his reps NOT to fly out of LAX, because they don't want another confrontation with photogs while his criminal battery case is pending.

Problem is ... the reps didn't bank on photogs showing up at his house early this AM ... resulting in yet another confrontation.

The paparrazzi at SFO -- not ours -- also shot video of Kanye and Kim, and much like this morning ... they're clearly getting under Kanye's skin.

Also, note to all paps -- if nothing else, pronounce the guy's name right. It's KAHN-YAY.

Kanye West says he's got the goods to get at least one of the photogs who showed up at his house today PROSECUTED ... TMZ has learned.

Sources directly connected to Kanye tell TMZ ... Kanye has reviewed the security footage from his Hollywood Hills home, and he says it CLEARLY shows at least one of the photogs trespassing on his private property.

We're told Kanye says he will file a police report and ask that the photog be prosecuted for criminal trespass.

As you know, two photogs (not TMZ) showed up at Kanye's house at 4 AM and peppered him with questions about his feud with Jimmy Kimmel, and Kanye went ballistic.

It's unclear who will go to the cop shop and file the report, because Kanye and Kim are on a plane right now, heading for Paris.

Kanye West went nuclear again on the paparazzi -- but this time Kanye has good reason to be pissed.

Kanye was at his bachelor pad at 4 AM, when several photogs (not TMZ) approached him as he was getting in his car to leave .... and asked about his feud with Jimmy Kimmel.

It appears Kim is also there. Sources say he and Kim were on their way to the airport with the final stop -- Paris.

Take a look at the video. An infuriated Kanye lunges at the photog but it does not appear there is any physical contact.

It looks as if the photogs are very close to Kanye's driveway -- but the photo agency insists they did not trespass.

Michael Douglas took advantage of the senior discount at an Outback Steakhouse in New Mexico yesterday to celebrate his 69th birthday.

M.D. drudged along to his car with a friend after the meal ... no sign of ex Catherine Zeta Jones -- who he's reportedly trying to mend relations with.

We're not sure what he ordered ... but if it wasn't a bloomin' onion, then SHAME!!!

You're looking at the 2nd best ass in Brazil. Yes, the SECOND best -- and it belongs to Andressa Urach ... who hit the beach in Portugal, and decided to do a little topless sunbathing.

Andressa was 1st runner-up in the 2012 Miss Butt Brazil pageant -- or Miss Bumbum as the locals call it -- a nationwide contest to find the country's blue ribbon rear.

Click through the gallery ... Andressa's boobs must be sick of taking a backseat to her ass ... 'cause they came out to play.

BUN FACT: The best ass in Brazil, according to the MBB 2012 judges, belonged to Carine Felizardo. Now you know.

Kid Rock and his fam can sleep soundly ... the man accused of attempting to drive his van through the front gate of the singer's home has been sentenced to several years in prison.

42-year-old Brian Duane Keith got nailed on three counts -- attempted home invasion in the 2nd degree, malicious destruction of property, and malicious destruction of a building.

Keith -- who was captured on surveillance video of the July incident -- smashed several windows after breaking Kid Rock's gate.

Keith was immediately taken to prison to begin serving a sentence of at least 46 months.

Lindsay Lohan and Madonna were accidental (we think) twinsies in NYC last night ... which is great for Madonna, and ... not-so-great for LiLo.

Madge threw a party for the release of her new short film -- and posed for a photo with Lindsay ... both of them in matching black outfits, matching red lipstick, and matching curly blondish hair.

Butt legends Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna unleashed their A-bombs on an unsuspecting public this afternoon ... potentially scarring millions.

Kim was dressed like a fighter pilot -- armed with massive cleavage -- and convened with Nicki Minaj BC for a derriere summit (lunch date) of the Asses Powers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger appears to have sealed his split from estranged wife Maria Shriver with a kiss ... for his new chick.

Arnold was photographed planting a big wet one on Heather Milligan Friday night after a romantic dinner in Santa Monica. (FYI, they ate at Fig in the Fairmont Hotel. Nice choice.)

They arrived and left separately, but that didn't stop Arnold from slipping Heather a sloppy goodbye kiss as she got into her car. They've been rumored to be dating for months.

A famous Las Vegas pool party must have a very relaxed no-pee policy ... because R. Kelly was invited to perform there over the weekend.

Wearing a Jesus piece that would make Flo Rida jealous, the "Ignition" singer (and alleged underage pee fanatic) dropped some tunes at the Rehab Pool Party at the Hard Rock Hotel on Sunday, and the crowd went bananas.

Of course the truth is, if you're going to piss in public ... there's pretty much no safer place than a Vegas pool.

Everybody does it.

Miley Cyrus' ass flipped a metaphorical middle finger to the world this weekend ... 'cause her cheeks were on full display despite the post-VMA backlash against it.

Miley flashed her rear-end to the crowd, repeatedly, during her iHeart Radio performance in Las Vegas ... proving she just doesn't care about all the people who said her ass was flat during that Robin Thicke debacle.

To be honest ... the butt does look fuller, but still below the Gaga standard.

Just for good measure ... Miley also served up a heaping dose of camel toe.

Miley's crotch don't give a f**k.

So, Alec Baldwin and Amanda Seyfried run into each other on the streets of NYC ... and she catches a severe case of shock-face -- question is: why?

Here's the scene ... Amanda and her bf Justin Long were walking their dog today ... when they bumped into Alec, his wife Hilaria and their newborn daughter Carmen.

It could be ... "Wow, your baby is adorable!"

Zac Efron chose an interesting place to escape this month ... jetting off to the mountainous cocaine capital of the world ... but he wasn't there for the skiing.

The above photos were snapped on September 11th in Peru, showing Efron smiling with fans. Sources tell TMZ, Zac flew to the South American country for some mountain climbing, as well as to see the ancient Inca ruins of Machu Picchu.

He was also mobbed by screaming girls a week later at an airport in Cuzco, not far from Machu Picchu.

We're not saying he did or did not partake of the local crop while he was there, but it's still ironic.

TMZ broke the story ... Efron entered rehab twice this year for a serious cocaine problem, most recently in April.

Fun fact: according to the White House drug czar (yeah, we got one of those) Peru overtook Colombia as the world's biggest cocaine exporter in 2011. Now that's what we call winning.

Bruce Jenner underwent surgery for skin cancer on his nose earlier this week ... TMZ has learned.

Our Kardashian-Jenner family sources tell us Bruce had a chunk of tissue removed from his nose on Monday ... and the procedure required 30 stitches.

Bruce was spotted with some serious bandages while getting his morning coffee Tuesday in Calabasas -- and everyone's been wondering what the deal is.

We're told doctors attribute the cancer to sun damage -- remember, Bruce plays a lot of golf.

Bruce underwent the same procedure back in 2012 -- that time the cancerous tissue was on the side of his face -- and docs warned him to use better protection.

Rebel Wilson's watermelons versus Ashley Tisdale's coconuts -- photo proof life (and Hollywood) ain't always fair.

Reb and Ash were sporting their custom made bras in L.A. while shooting a scene for their new sitcom, "Super Fun Night" -- which we're sure it was.

Unless, of course, you're more into grapefruit. Or bananas.