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It was the battle of the animal print bikini bottoms, as bronzed beyond belief Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli charred his fine leather goods in pair of skimpy man panties with a much younger lady on a yacht in Monaco this weekend.

Despite all the drama in their lives, Charlie Sheen's kids with Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller really are one beautiful family.

With Denise having temporary custody over Brooke's adorable twin boys while she's in rehab at the Betty Ford Center, the children enjoyed a family outing to a fair in L.A. this weekend with Denise's dad Irv.

As TMZ reported earlier, Brooke has been trying to get her sons removed from Denise's house and placed in her brother's home because she doesn't trust Charlie (and his temper).

Even without his wife Faith Hill as his opening act, country hunk Tim McGraw still got upstaged at his own concert this weekend ... by his yoked body.

Rockin' his trademark cowboy hat and a tight white tank top, the 46-year-old singer showed off his ripped and buff tan biceps at the Atlanta stop of his Two Lanes of Freedom Tour on Sunday.

As Kim Kardashian continues to grow and grow, Kanye West is now sporting a bump of his own ... on his forehead.

Kanye was spotted in Beverly Hills early this morning with the giant bruise ... a souvenir from his run-in with a street sign on Friday.

As TMZ previously reported, Kanye walked smack dab into a metal sign post while out with Kim Kardashian. After first showing some restraint with the paps over the incident, he later exploded on one guy ... who claimed he wasn't even there when Kanye hit his head.

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Michael Jordan is doing his part to help Greece during their disastrous financial crisis ... by honeymooning there.

After having a ridiculously lavish wedding in Florida two weeks ago, the 50-year-old NBA legend and his gorgeous new wife Yvette Prieto were spotted enjoying the first days of married life together by strolling through the European country hand in hand.

Besides hitting up local restaurants and shops like most tourists, Mr. & Mrs. Jordan were also snapped living it up on a sick yacht on the Mediterranean Sea.

Mom-to-be Halle Berry won't let a little thing like having a fetus inside her stop her from looking amazing in skintight workout clothes.

With her maternal spandex ensemble keeping everything tight and right, the pregnant 46-year-old glowed as she went on her morning workout in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Halle is four months along and not due until the fall.

Queen Elizabeth wore this raincoat today in England.

Here are "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Donatello, Michelangelo and Leonardo like you've never seen them before ... without any CGI.

The actors playing the shelled crime-fighting superheroes (Jeremy Howard, Noel Fisher and Pete Ploszek) in the new Michael Bay produced reboot of the franchise were decked out in their high-tech outfits on the flick's New York City set on Thursday.

Raphael must have been busy at craft service or something.

Looking like the bastard love child of female rapper Kreayshawn and James Franco in "Spring Breakers," alleged singer Ke$ha Rose Sebert debuted her latest disastrous getup on the set of her new music video in L.A. on Thursday.

Rockin' some Xtina Dirrty era cornrow braids, Urkel glasses fashioned out of bamboo earrings and enough gold chains to make even Pauly D jealous, the 26-year-old somehow managed to keep a straight face while filming the "Crazy Kids" video.

Two Megan Foxes are better than one.

As if there wasn't enough gorgeousness around her, the perky 26-year-old former "Transformers" babe hung out with her less famous -- but still beautiful -- body double on the set of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie in New York City on Tuesday.

In the Michael Bay produced flick, Meg plays TV reporter April O'Neil and will no doubt get to show off her amazing God-given talents ... and her acting chops too.

Cowabunga!

Casper Smart is like a gremlin ... whatever you do, DON'T GET HIM WET!

With the rain coming down pretty hard in NYC on Wednesday, J.Lo's boy toy was safely sheltered from the elements with TWICE the amount of umbrella assistants as Jennifer.

For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.

The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.

Blake Lively is bootylicious.

Wearing an old school Jennifer Lopez diva hat, a '70s black mini-dress and a ridiculously hot pair of open-toed thigh-high boots, the happily married 25-year-old former "Gossip Girl" star strutted her gorgeous blonde and leggy stuff on the streets of New York City on Tuesday.

Apparently the high fashion walk off was all part of some magazine photo shoot, but who really cares about that ... the important thing is that she looks AMAZING!

Damn you, Ryan Reynolds! Damn you.

Zac Efron proved he's got game ... by flaunting his jacked-up rock hard chest on the set of his new flick.

With his shirt casually unbuttoned all the way, the toned 25-year-old stud played some basketball -- and showed off his ridiculously sculpted pecs and abs -- while filming "Townies" in L.A. on Tuesday.

Last month, Zac injured his right hand on set ... but everything appears to have healed quite beautifully.

Zac may be the one with the ball, but it's everyone else who has to worry about dribbling.

Just how redneckish was the Mama June wedding hootenanny?? TMZ has learned the "Honey Boo Boo" stars didn't just serve up a whole roasted pig (with the head intact) ... they also gave away HUNTING KNIVES to the male guests!

And it only got more gluttonous from there!

Our well-placed wedding spies tell us ... when June Shannon and Sugar Bear unofficially tied the knot, guests feasted on pulled pork sandwiches and ribs (ya know, from the dead pig), corn on the cob, macaroni and cheese, baked beans, rolls and sweet tea ... basically your cardiologist's worst nightmare.

And don't forget dessert ... which included a frickin' gourmet candy bar -- i.e. a bar full of candy -- which offered Airheads, Sour Patch Kids, Twizzlers, Swedish Fish ... you get the idea.

As for the gift bags -- women got red candles ... the men got small hunting knives ... and EVERYONE got diabetes!!!