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To the surprise of absolutely no one, the Kardashians proved they come with a lot of baggage.

Along with a motley crew of assistants, nannies and bodyguards, Kourtney Kardashian, her two adorable kids, her baby daddy Scott Disick and Queen of F***ing Everything Kris Jenner were spotted at Heathrow Airport with over 14 pieces of mostly Louis Vuitton luggage on Wednesday.

Chris Brown has a new toy and it ain't Rihanna ... it's a ridiculous Hot Wheels inspired Lamborghini.

Trying to go unnoticed in the flashiest car in the world, Breezy took his new whip out for a spin to Supperclub in Hollywood last night.

With the help of her cell phone, her Majesty Kris Jenner announced her new royal title in NYC on Monday.

As queen of the Kardashian empire, the 57-year-old HBIC doesn't like to mince words.

If pregnant women were capable of jealousy, one would say Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson might be a little covetous of Kate Middleton's physique -- 'cause they're all due around the same time, and well, one of these things is not like the other.

The Duchess of Cambridge visited the Willows Primary School in Manchester, England yesterday ... and you could BARELY tell she was with fetus.

Kate's due to give birth to Prince William's baby in July ... the same time Kim K's due ... and Jessica is also expected to deliver kid #2 sometime around then.

Guess Jay-Z wasn't too pissed off after his BFF Kanye West publicly ripped "Suit & Tie" a few months ago ... 'cause the two reunited on the streets of NYC today and hugged it out like it never happened.

Kanye's diss made national news back in February ... when he grabbed the mic at a concert and said, "I got love for Hov, but I ain't f***ing with that 'Suit & Tie."

Justin Timberlake playfully shot back at Kanye during a performance on "SNL" ... but Jigga never really reacted to it ... publicly, at least. Seems it's all water under the bridge now.

We're gonna hug to one song and one song only ...

Prince Jackson stepped up his royal pimp game -- taking his Kuwaiti princess girlfriend out for a fancy Hollywood dinner ... and all signs point to the princess being impressed.

Michael Jackson's 16-year-old son and Remi Alfalah had dinner Friday night at Madeo -- some of the best Italian grub in L.A. -- and judging by the grin on her face ... she gave the date 2 royal thumbs up.

A couple weeks ago Prince and Remi were spotted on another date -- but that was just daytime bowling.

The jump to a high-priced dinner is a clear sign Prince is making, y'know ... progress.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's no longer just wining and dining new GF Heather Milligan ... he's showing her off to friends during double-dates.

Arnie and Heather hit Spago in Bev Hills this week with another couple ... we're told the the guy is an old friend of Arnold's.

By the way, Heather is reportedly 38 years old ... while Arnie is 65 -- and his buddy seems to be around that same age.

Sooo ... gotta wonder what the dinner conversation was like during the foursome's night on the town.

The relationship between Debbie Rowe and Paris Jackson is going along full steam ahead ... with Rowe showing up at Paris' school yesterday to see her daughter perform in a dance show.

Debbie was seen walking into the Buckley School carrying a bouquet of flowers ... most likely a gift for Paris.

Paris tweeted about the show yesterday, saying, "closing night was great ! everyone was incredible i love you guys so much and thank you to all the people who came out to see us!"

As TMZ first reported, Debbie and Paris have been spending time together recently, despite the fact Rowe signed away her parental rights to Paris and her brother Prince when Paris was just 3.

Nicole Eggert found comfort on dry land by doing a little shopping with her daughter yesterday in Los Angeles.

As TMZ first reported, Eggert was rushed to the hospital from the set of the reality show "Splash" this week after she attempted a dive that required multiple backflips and she landed ... back first.

Eggert was in good spirits after, tweeting, "The ER is always fun."

The Amanda Bynes crazy train kept on rolling today in Manhattan.

Kris Humphries might have walked away from his divorce from Kim Kardashian with squat ... but he still had enough green to go grocery shopping near his apartment in NYC this morning.

Britney Spears isn't the only one back in the dating pool -- former fiancé Jason Trawick was spotted out yesterday with a slick new 'do and a tatted up new woman ... who looks like she could be Rachel Uchitel's rebellious younger sister.

Justin Bieber is not over Selena Gomez ... in fact, she's still very much in the palm of his hand.

We started looking closely at pics of Justin ... and we came across this one (left) of Justin leaving a museum in Amsterdam, and his sorta ex-GF was along for the ride ... as the screensaver on his iPhone.

Justin's background image of choice is clearly a pic of Selena. The sultry pic is from a March 4 photo shoot, TMZ has learned.

Only question is ... did she send it to him, or was he keeping tabs on her?

As TMZ reported yesterday, she flew into Oslo, Norway, to hook up with her on-again, off-again BF.

Now it's clear ... their continuing obsession is DEFINITELY mutual.

The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

While there's no way of ever knowing if Anne Frank would have been a Belieber, it's pretty safe to say guests staying at the same hotel in Norway as Justin Bieber are not fans.

Hordes of fanatical Beliebers staked out the Oslo hotel JB was staying at in hopes of catching a quick glimpse of the teen pop wonder -- and his new ladylike 'do -- before his concert on Wednesday.

Although not mentioned in the brochure, all rooms come with a view ... of hundreds of screaming Nordic tweens.