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Something's going on with Lindsay Lohan ... because healthy 26-year-olds don't bruise like this.

The shots were taken Tuesday in Venice, CA, while she was on a pre-rehab shopping spree with lil' sis Ali.

We've seen Lindsay bruised before ... but nothing like this. She had bruises at Coachella and in Brazil but these are definitely worse.

Just two months after suffering a heart attack, Sylvester Stallone's unbelievable mother Jackie Stallone resurfaced on her two feet ... shopping for discount groceries at a 99 Cent store in L.A. on Monday.

Taking a cue from her buff "Rocky" star son, the on the mend 91-year-old celebrity astrologer proved to be a true fighter as she stocked her cart with cheap, healthy fruits and vegetables just weeks after her health scare.

Absolutely nothing can keep Jackie away from a good bargain.

Rachel Bilson's undercover asset was exposed on a Caribbean beach -- and now her immaculate butt is finally getting the attention it so richly deserves. Cue the applause ...

Bruce Willis' latest pic is not another sequel ... it's a roller coaster ride.

The 58-year-old "Die Hard" star held on for dear life as he rode the California Screamin' roller coaster with his hot model wife Emma Heming -- who bravely held her arms up -- at Disney's California Adventure park in Anaheim on Tuesday.

After taking their one-year-old daughter Mabel to Disneyland, Bruce managed to scream like a baby enjoy the more adult attractions.

Bruce isn't really an action hero, he just plays one in the movies.

Ever since "The O.C." ('memba that) went off the air six years ago, Summer Roberts Rachel Bilson has really let herself go two pieces.

Having not aged since her days roaming the halls at Harbor High, the smokin' hot 31-year-old bathing beauty showed off her sunburnt rockin' bod in a sexy two-tone bikini on the beach in Barbados on Tuesday.

Rachel is giving us several gorgeous reasons why we should all start watching her latest TV show, "Hart of Dixie."

Prince Jackson was fully armed yesterday during a brief standoff with the LAPD ... wearing a revealing bright green Euro-trash muscle tee that completely exposed his boyish pythons.

The photog on scene says 16-year-old Prince -- who's only been driving a few months -- was given a warning for illegal strobe lights on the grill of his new truck. Prince removed them and went on his way.

It's a far cry from the boy Michael Jackson shielded for years.

Serena Williams made a complete ass of herself in Florida ... in a beautiful way.

The ridiculously fit tennis legend managed to safely pour all of her luscious buxom lady parts into an industrial strength black and white bikini in Miami on Monday.

With her champion badonkadonk workin' overtime, no one was injured when the bootylicious 31-year-old got high and waisted for a photo shoot on the beach.

Hugh Jackman brought a little extra protection with him to the gym today ... and we do mean little ... in the form of his adorable French bulldog, Peaches.

Jackman told photogs yesterday he was still a little shaken up from the incident Saturday ... when an unstable fan broke into his gym, screaming and crying, and threw an electric razor filled with her pubic hair at him.

Clearly he's hoping that if she tries it again ... Peaches will wake up in time to stop her.

They were once locked in a battle royale ... but now Britney Spears' daddy Jamie Spears and ex-hubby Kevin Federline are acting like best buds.

Remember when K-Fed wrestled custody away from a then-unstable Britney? Well now they split time with Jayden James and Sean Preston, and at a youth soccer game this weekend in Woodland Hills, everything seems hunky-dory.

If Alex Rodriguez wants to lounge in the sun while his teammates play baseball ... Artie Lange thinks A-Rod needs to spend some of his $29 million salary on a round of beers -- for all of Yankee Stadium!

We're exaggerating a little, but Artie -- a die-hard Yankees fan -- is definitely pissed about the photos of A-Rod and his gf Torrie Wilson sunbathing in Miami while he's out of the lineup ... rehabbing his injured hip.

You gotta see Artie's rant about A-Rod's astronomical salary and how much it's costing fans. It starts like this -- "Just imagine you're a forklift operator who makes $35,000 a year and you've got an enormously fat son that you like taking to Yankee games" ... and you gotta buy 4 hot dogs for him.

Artie goes off ... and you gotta hear it in his words. It is HYSTERICAL!

And by the way, Artie does have a way for A-Rod to make it up to the fans. It involves ... a bodega and rape.

Dear Diary,

This house has officially jumped the shark. Justin Bieber showed up a few days ago and let me tell you ... I actually was a Belieber, until he started boxing with a bud in the basement.

He was a little too cool for school with his shades, along with a hat AND a hoodie -- which seems like overkill.

Frankly ... I can't get past that guestbook entry, where he wrote, "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

Clint Eastwood significantly raised the median age in Indio, CA when he hit up a water gun carnival game at the A|X Armani Exchange Neon Carnival during Coachella this weekend.

Coachella Music Festival concert goers are too cool for school ... except when it comes to Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

While at the annual hipster fest in the California desert this weekend, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tried to blend in with their fellow American Apparel clad music lovers ... but got chased down by a secret legion of closet "Twilight" fans.

Spending over $350 to melt in the sweltering heat for three days can cause people to do some really crazy things.

Kim Kardashian's first child may be rude, drenched in stinky perfume with hairy armpits ... because her place of birth may be Paris.

Kim was sashaying around gay Purr-ee with baby daddy Kanye West last week and sources close to the couple tell us, she stopped into a hospital specifically to scope out the maternity ward.

We're told Kim is seriously considering popping in Paris for several reasons -- the main one being Paris has strict anti-paparazzi laws ... which is why Halle Berry says she wants to move there.

Another reason ... Kanye has a sick pad in Paris.

And it doesn't hurt that Paris is the fashion capital of the world.

While you may only have about a month to get ready for bikini season, some of Hollywood's hottest babes are always ready to go two pieces.

Never one to let a little thing like an impending trip to rehab get in her way, Lindsay Lohan descended upon Indio, CA last night with her brother to hit up the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.

As TMZ first reported, LiLo has been swearing to friends that despite the numerous temptations Coachella brings ... she plans to stay completely clean throughout the weekend.