Rob Kardashian Accused of Robbing Photog Over Shirtless Pics

Rob Kardashian allegedly just jacked a photog's camera equipment ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ -- and according to the photog, it was all because she snapped shirtless pics of the reality star.

The photog -- not TMZ -- filed a robbery report this afternoon, telling cops Rob snatched part of her camera and took off.

The photo agency says Rob went berserk because he wasn't wearing a shirt when the photographs were taken ... snatching the camera's memory card so the photos wouldn't get out. The agency says Rob then took off, promising to pay for the card later.

FYI, Rob's in the middle of a big weight loss program ... and he's obviously trying to keep his bulge under wraps. Police are currently investigating.

Calls to Rob weren't returned.

Kelly Osbourne Daddy's Girl!

Don't let the purple hair fool you, because Kelly Osbourne has gone back to her roots.

After suffering a seizure earlier this month, the 28-year-old "Fashion Police" star is back on her feet and proving her sense of style is in her genes ... by dressing up in Ozzy Osbourne drag in Warsaw on Tuesday.

Papa don't preach.

Justin Bieber Vehicular Terror In Neighborhood

Justin Bieber is a menace on wheels, driving at speeds approaching 100 mph in his quiet neighborhood and endangering children and dogs ... this according to multiple residents.

We broke the story ... one of Justin's neighbors filed a battery report Tuesday after a heated altercation on the singer's property in his uber-exclusive gated community in Calabasas.

Justin's security people say the neighbor went nuclear over parties that were thrown at the Bieb's house while he was performing in Europe. But we're hearing a VERY different story from neighbors.

We've learned the man who confronted Justin told Sheriff's deputies ... the singer was driving "unbelievably recklessly" through the neighborhood in his Ferrari. The man -- whose hobby is racing cars -- estimated Justin's speed at 100 mph. He told cops he was really upset because at the time Justin was burning rubber (just before 9 AM) his wife was walking the dog.

The man also says a lot of kids were on the street because of Spring break, and Justin put the entire neighborhood at risk. Multiple neighbors back his story.

We're told the man was NOT upset by the partying at Justin's house. He said it was "no big deal." But he admits he was "smoking hot" when he went to Justin's home to tell him what an inconsiderate jerk he was by driving at breakneck speed in the hood.

The man -- who is 5'7" and 135 lbs -- claims Justin made some sort of contact with him and thus the battery allegation.

BTW ... check out this pic of Justin blowing a red light in Calabasas just hours after the altercation.

Kim Kardashian Baby Bulging at the Seams

Mom jeans and stretch pants be damned, because Kim Kardashian isn't letting a little thing like carrying an unborn child to term stop her from wearing skin tight uncomfortable leather maternity dresses.

By the grace of God, the 32-year-old mom-to-be somehow managed to stay upright in a pair of sky high stiletto heels and successfully wedge all of her childbearing hips, ass and thighs into a form fitting mustard yellow sheath while maneuvering through the streets of NYC on Tuesday.

Pregnancy can be so constricting.

Mel Gibson Gets Carted Away with His Daughter

After all the lawsuits, recorded phone calls and bitter custody battles, there is something both Mel Gibson and his ex- girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva can finally agree on ... their daughter Lucia is absolutely gorgeous.

The all growed up adorable three-year-old enjoyed some quality joint custody time with Daddy Mel while riding in a shopping cart at a grocery store in Malibu this weekend.

With her precious tiara placed proudly on top of her head, Lucia knows she's the real princess of Malibu.

Hayden P & Wladimir Klitschko Back to Face Sucking!

They've been spotted out getting cozy again lately, but last night Hayden Panettiere and her ex-boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko put all those dating rumors to rest ... by gorging on their tongues in public.

With the entire American Airlines Arena watching, the itty bitty 23-year-old babe and her 6'6" Ukrainian boxing champ lover inhaled each other's mouths at the Miami Heat game in Florida on Sunday.

After previously dating for about two years, Hayden and Wlad ended their relationship back in 2011.

Glad to see they've kissed and made up.

Kevin Federline Waisted at Son's Game!

It's been six years since he divorced Britney Spears, but Kevin Federline is still livin' large.

Rockin' a long grown out weave hidden underneath a baseball cap, a shapeless oversized t-shirt which accentuated his manly curves, fancy wide leg elastic waist shorts that flaunted his man cankles and a pair of comfy sensible kicks which cushioned any blow to his joints, the 35-year-old father of five enjoyed some quality time with his adorable son Sean Preston at his soccer game in L.A. on Sunday.

PopoZão for life.

Tilda Swinton Take a Look Inside ... She's Asleep in a Box!

Someone call security, there's a homeless woman sleeping in the Museum of Modern Art! Oh wait, that's just actress Tilda Swinton, who is there as part of a performance art piece.

The display is called, "The Maybe" ... as in maybe Tilda will be there, maybe she won't -- there's no advance warning for when she shows up for a snooze.

The Oscar-winning actress pulled the same stunt art in 1995.

Fun fact: You can catch a similar display of high art ... in a random alley of any major city.

Lindsay Lohan Still Clubbing This Time with New Beau

Lindsay Lohan continued her weekend of partying before rehab ... hitting a club in Santa Monica last night with a few friends ... including her rumored new man, Avi Snow.

LiLo was there to watch Avi's band play. We're told she left around midnight (kinda early for her, no?).

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay spent her Friday night drinking inside a club in San Diego, where spies say she asked to be served vodka from carafes, instead of bottles, so she wouldn't be seen with alcohol bottles on her table.

In is unclear if Lindsay was drinking last night as well. In the pics she's drinking San Pellegrino.

Lilo has only just recently started dating Snow, who plays guitar for the indie band City of the Sun. It was his band's concert in New York last week that made Lindsay skip her flight back to Los Angeles ... which started the chain reaction of events that led to her being late to court.

Liam Hemsworth Pays Miley a House Call

Forget looking at photos trying to spot a ring or trying to decipher a cryptic tweet ... here's Liam Hemsworth spotted yesterday outside the Los Angeles home of his fiancée, Miley Cyrus.

Despite rumors of infidelity, hardly being seen together, and Miley's on-again/off-again engagement ring ... it seems this young couple is still going strong.

For now. Next week ... who knows?

Ryan Gosling Lord Have Mercy!

Citizens of Earth were on high alert this week after a vision from the heavens descended upon New York City ... the almighty Ryan Gosling.

With his immaculately disheveled locks, intellectually superior statement glasses, perfectly grown out face scruff, miraculously sexy vintage-looking graphic t-shirt exposed through his supernaturally matched hoodie & jacket combo, His Holiness -- who says he's punishing us mortals by taking a break from acting -- was spotted leaving a Manhattan hotel with what must be some sort of sacred text in hand.

Even nonbelievers are in luck, because the brooding celestial 32-year-old deity is here to save us all.

Amen.

Britney Spears & New BF Cat Out of Bag

It's official, Britney Spears has a new conservator boyfriend.

Rockin' her best corporate chic ensemble, the unchaperoned 31-year-old mother of two was spotted holding hands in public for the first time with new beau David Lucado at a mall in Thousand Oaks on Friday.

While they've been dating for weeks, this is their first real public display of affection since Brit Brit and 27-year-old David were spotted having dinner together on Valentine's Day.

As we told you ... David has no show biz ties. He's from Atlanta and is out here working for a law firm though not a lawyer. He's a dude of modest means.

By the look on Britney's face, she appears to be crazy in love.

Lindsay Lohan On the Loose Again!

Despite being sentenced to lockdown rehab, there are parts of Lindsay Lohan that will always be free.

Wearing California Highway Patrol shades and a braless, loose fitting tank top that aired out her gorgeous girls, the 26-year-old courthouse princess enjoyed a day of shopping in Venice Beach on Thursday.

Linds grabbed some new threads at a vintage shop and eyed some jewelry ... without incident.

Even though she was accompanied by some alleged friends, it's obvious Lindsay has no support system in place.

Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife Hottest Soccer Coach Ever

After getting $100 million for kickin' ex-husband Tiger Woods to the curb, Elin Nordegren is putting all of her fancy footwork to good use ... by coaching her daughter's soccer team.

With her adorable kids at her side, the gorgeous 33-year-old -- who's reportedly dating billionaire Chris Cline now -- showed off her amazing God-given talents at a game in Jupiter, Florida on Thursday.

One thing Coach E is sure to teach her players ... never ever cheat.

Team Nordegren for the win.

Mama June Picks a Winner

Honey Boo Boo's mother "Mama" June Shannon flaunted her sexy new curves -- after recently losing 100 pounds -- while filming her hugely successful reality TV show in Georgia Thursday.

Now, we ain't sayin' she a golddigger ...

Kim Kardashian Sits For Deposition I Really Did Love Him

Kim Kardashian secretly sat for her deposition Tuesday in L.A. ... and she testified under oath that when she accepted Kris Humphries' proposal of marriage and when she said "I do," she really did love him.

TMZ has learned ... the deposition was taken at the offices of Kim's lawyer ... disso queen Laura Wasser (the pic was taken on their way in). It lasted 9 hours.

Kris Humphries' lawyer probed for evidence that Kim defrauded Kris and only married him to goose ratings for her reality show, but we're told Kris didn't make any headway. He's shooting for an annulment based on fraud, but sources say the depo didn't help his case.

Get this ... Kris did NOT show up for the depo. His lawyer made a big stink in court that Kris had a right to be there. He didn't even have a game on Tuesday.

As for the reality show ... we're told Kim testified it played no part in her decision to tie the knot. Other than that, we've learned Kris' lawyer, Lee Hutton, did not ask much at all about the reality show and whether it was staged. Hutton has made numerous threats that he would blow the lid off the reality show during the trial, so it's surprising he virtually ignored it in Kim's depo.

Kim has been gunning for a divorce for almost a year-and-a-half. The trial is set for May 6.