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Britney Spears is all that ... and a bucket of chicken.

Wearing her brunette weave at half-mast, a flowing top made out of a doily from the Kentwood general store and a pair of commemorative daisy dukes from the 2007 Britney Spears Malibu Gas Station Tour, the 31-year-old mother of two looked extra crispy as she picked up some vittles from Kentucky Fried Chicken in Thousand Oaks on Tuesday.

Interestingly, Brit Brit grabbed the KFC to go after a photo shoot for the fitness magazine Shape.

Michael Fassbender chatted it up with a very pretty blonde girl last night in London, and you gotta wonder what she was thinkin' ... as in, "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just Michael Fassbender."

MF was in London, outside the Groucho club in Soho. The lady seems pretty calm about the whole thing. It's unclear if she recognizes Michael ... after all, he does have his pants on.

Michael is famous for "Shame." He's also famous for his extremely large penis.

When you put them side-by-side, Tiger Woods just can't hold a candle to Elin Nordegren's alleged new boyfriend. In fact, Tiger's is WAY smaller.

Billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline has moored his mega-yacht on Florida's swanky Jupiter Island, directly in front of Tiger's lesser vessel.

It's no contest all the way, with Chris' boat measuring 164 feet, and Tiger's a tidy 155 ft.

Chris does misstep in the name game. His Yacht is called Mine Games. The name of Tiger's boat is more like a plea ... Privacy.

Back to size ... Chris has got Tiger beat by a solid 9.

Now that he's confirmed he's dating 28-year-old Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods has his choice of rooms to make the magic happen in his sick $60 million mega estate.

Tiger's ridiculous waterfront crib on Florida's exclusive Jupiter Island comes with all the bare necessities for an athletic super couple to work up a sweat together ... like a tennis court, diving pool and lap pool, running track, boat slip and the ubiquitous backyard golf course.

Lindsey will no doubt enjoy her time being the mistress of the house.

Jumping on the Michelle Obama hair trend, Kim Kardashian temporarily diverted attention from her growing baby bump -- and signature badonkadonk -- and let her newly chopped sexy bangs take center stage as she crossed a street in Beverly Hills this weekend.

While rumors persist that her engagement to Liam Hemsworth is off, Miley Cyrus tried to find some solace in the comfort of her sexy bikini in Palm Springs this weekend.

The 20-year-old former Disney diva soaked her newly tatted bones at a pool in the desert. Meanwhile, Liam is still off in the Philippines for work.

After being spotted without her engagement ring recently, the breakup reports intensified ... but this weekend Miley tweeted that it's just because the wedding bling is being fixed at the jeweler.

Time will tell if that's all that needs to be repaired.

Even when Matthew McConaughey looked deathly skinny he was secretly plotting to immediately pack on the weight and regain his famous physique ... and TMZ has learned how he did it in under 4 months.

By now you've seen the pics -- McConaughey looking ripped again ... after dropping nearly 30 pounds last November to play an AIDS patient.

According to our sources, even though McConaughey looked like an extra on a Sally Struthers infomercial ... he was still pumping iron to keep his muscles intact.

So when it was time to get jacked for his next role ... we're told MM simply added weight by stuffing his face with lots of fish, asparagus, eggs, nuts and sweet potatoes.

Our source described the process as "very well planned out."

All right, all right, all right.

The indestructible Chuck Norris has finally met his match ... Father Time.

73-year-old Norris -- sporting a cleanly shaven face -- was spotted out in Hawaii Thursday with his sleeveless t-shirt, sunglasses, and grandpa belly ... actually looking his age for once in his life.

It might not be a roundhouse ... but he's still kickin'.

Lil Wayne had no shortage of famous visitors last night -- Los Angeles Clippers guard Chris Paul and his wife Jada stopped by Cedars-Sinai to see how the famous rapper was doing.

Cameras also caught Drake, Weezy's protégé, visiting Wayne last night as well.

As TMZ first reported, Wayne was hospitalized twice this week for seizures. His situation was dire last night, but his condition eventually stabilized. According to our sources, Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge between his hospital visits and doctors had to pump his stomach three times to flush the drugs from his system.

Britney Spears spent her Friday afternoon meandering around a big green field, chasing a white ball, while carrying a big stick.

A few of Britney's bodyguards -- along with her new beau David -- were also in tow.

Lil Wayne's Young Money label mate Drake rolled into the hospital where Weezy was in critical condition late Friday night.

Paps snapped shots of Drake walking with his head down in the Cedars Sinai Medical Center parking lot around 8:50PM ... just around the end of visiting hours.

TMZ broke the story ... Wayne has been in and out of Cedars this week, getting treatment for multiple seizures.

5:20 PM PDT. Since we posted this story ... news surfaced that Ryan and Julianne have split ... at least temporarily.

If Ryan Seacrest replaced the $100,000 worth of jewelry Julianne Hough had stolen ... she's not showing it off in public -- not even on the relatively safe streets of Beverly.

Julianne was strolling through Bev Hills today without a single piece of bling on her body -- no necklace, no bracelets ... and certainly no $50,000 watch.

TMZ broke the story ... JH had 3 pieces of jewelry, including the pricey watch, stolen from her car last weekend in Hollywood. All the items were gifts from her bf Ryan.

Ryan doesn't seem like the stingy type, so we're guessing Julianne's just being cautious.

With breakup rumors continuing to swirl ... ('cause with George Clooney they always are) ... Stacy Keibler landed in Germany today, presumably to spend some quality time with her man.

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... the rumors of the couple's demise are way off-base -- in fact, we're told the two still live together and are currently redecorating the kitchen in their home.

"The Hangover Part II" is no longer the worst thing he's been seen in.

Actually ...

After infamously partying her career away, former actress Tara Reid made a triumphant return to the Hollywood nightlife scene ... and staggered barefoot out of a club and into the street last night.

Unable to stand on her own power, the shoeless 37-year-old patron saint of party girls everywhere was escorted out of the Emerson Theater with the help of a handsome seeing-eye friend.

Luckily for everyone, the "Taradise" star had enough sense left in her bloodstream to make it safely into a taxicab.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie.

Matthew McConaughey is back in the buff ... only 3 months after looking more emaciated than the star of a Spielberg movie.