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Believe it or not, there is something in even more dire straits than Lindsay Lohan's legal woes ... her career transcontinental travel outfit.

Rockin' the Scarecrow's hat, a gorilla-sleeved leather jacket and a matching pair of ill-fitting leather MC Hammer harem pants, Lindsay made her desperate way from JFK to LAX on Tuesday night.

On a positive note, what we can see of her ginger weave and bronzed face looks pretty good.

While it is unclear how the judge will rule in her court case today, the verdict Lindsay should most fear is from the fashion police.

For once, Paris Hilton let her younger model boyfriend River Viiperi take center stage ... when he walked in a fashion show in Barcelona on Monday.

The 31-year-old socialite enjoyed the view as her 21-year-old Spanish catwalker strutted his stuff on the runway for the clothing brand Mango.

From the looks of it, their relationship has legs.

Chris Brown may have some explaining to do ... for a guy who says he didn't do anything wrong in the brawl with Frank Ocean ... why is his punching hand in a cast?

Chris emerged from his house Tuesday in a hard cast over his right hand, covering his knuckles.

As we previously reported, Ocean claims his hand was also injured in the brawl at the famous Westlake Recording Studio in West Hollywood Sunday night -- the same place where Michael Jackson peacefully recorded "Bad."

Although we know Chris' version of events is that he did NOT throw the first punch, an eyewitness who spoke with TMZ says he initiated the attack with a swing.

Lindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow ... we've learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she's sick ... but pictures prove otherwise.

We've learned Lindsay's new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she's too ill to fly. Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can't fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. She's even smoking ... which doesn't seem like great idea for someone with a respiratory infection.

Interesting ... the judge hasn't even approved Heller -- a New York lawyer -- to appear in a California court on Lindsay's behalf and already there are shenanigans.

Taking a cue from The Situation ('memba him?), 18-year-old teen pop star Justin Bieber flashed his wannabe tough guy ripped abs to photographers in Miami on Monday.

This is what happens when you spend so much time in the gym.

San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh has arrived in New Orleans for the Super Bowl ... and spent the day hanging out with his family ... well, most of his family.

Harbaugh -- along with his wife and some of his kids -- dropped by the famous Cafe du Monde ... sportin' some 49ers gear.

Fun Fact -- Jim isn't just taking on his brother ... his OWN SON Jay Harbaugh works for the Baltimore Ravens organization.

With a bandage on his forehead ... and a bruise under his eye ... Washington Redskins lineman Trent Williams marched through the airport in Hawaii last night ... just days after being smashed in the head with a champagne bottle during a bar fight.

Williams -- 6'5", 318 lbs -- required 7 stitches to put his forehead back together after he was attacked in a Honolulu nightclub Friday night ... just days before he was supposed to play in the Pro Bowl.

The NFL decided to pull Williams from the game in the wake of the fight -- in which Williams was also shocked by a man with a stun gun.

The owner of the nightclub was arrested and charged with assault in connection to the attack on the NFL star. Williams has not been accused of any wrongdoing.

Sean Stewart and Adrienne Maloof enjoyed a pleasant lunch (or should we say ... a happy meal?) as they hit up a McDonald's drive-thru in Hollywood yesterday.

Queen Latifah may not like to park legally, but she sure does have a sick ride.

The 42-year-old "Steel Magnolias" star pulled over her Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe -- reportedly worth around $400K -- by a fire hydrant in the red zone to pick up some items at Alfred Coffee & Kitchen in West Hollywood on Thursday.

She can afford to get a ticket.

Snoop Lion quietly roared back at the Rastafarians who put him on blast -- by showing up to LAX with a Bob Marley shirt and a badass Rasta cap.

As TMZ previously reported, Bunny Wailer -- an original member of Bob Marley and the Wailers -- is threatening to sue Snoop ... claiming he's big phony who's posing as a Rastafarian to make a movie and sell records. A group called the Rastafari Millennium Council also blasted Snoop in a 7-page letter to the media.

While Snoop has not made any official comment on the matter, he's definitely making a fashion statement.

Like Jake Gyllenhaal and Shia LaBeouf before him, you can now add Hayden Christensen to the list of young Hollywood actors trying to butch up their boyish looks with grizzly beards.

The barely recognizable 31-year-old "Star Wars" hunk has turned to the hipster dark side and showed off his long scraggly face whiskers while grabbing some juice in L.A. on Tuesday.

Attack of the clones.

Serena Williams may have lost to Sloane Stephens at the Australian Open, but her sister Venus Williams has clearly won the trophy ... boy.

Venus' hot young buff 24-year-old Cuban model boyfriend Elio Pis was spotted flaunting his lean smooth body at the beach in Miami this week.

She may be a cougar, but it was all about the leopard print getup and ridiculously hot leather thigh high stiletto boots when Jennifer Lopez hit the streets in NYC on Tuesday.

Conservatorship wonder Britney Spears is finally free ... of her $90K engagement bling.

For the first time since breaking it off with her ex-fiance Jason Trawick, the newly single pop diva was spotted in L.A. this weekend minus the huge Neil Lane 3.5 carat rock.

As TMZ previously reported, Jason didn't have to ask for the pricey bauble back as Britney returned it all on her own.

With her lucrative Vegas deal in the works, she can buy a new rock whenever she wants.

They say drilling's bad for the environment -- and now we know why.

Scary Spice Mel B was in desperate need of a fill-up today in L.A. -- so her husband Stephen Belafonte took care of business at a local gas station.

Thirteen years after "Beverly Hills, 90210" went off the air, Ian Ziering, 48, and Jason Priestley, 43, proved they didn't just play best friends on TV and reunited for lunch in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Unfortunately, it wasn't at the Peach Pit.