Shakira Belly Belly Pregnant!

A very pregnant Shakira is showing off her huge baby bump in various states of dress ... and undress.

The 35-year-old Colombian beauty flashed her covered-up bulging belly while out on the streets of Barcelona on Monday ... and then followed it up by tweeting a sexy pic of herself wearing a bikini top alongside her hunky shirtless Spanish baby daddy, Gerard Pique.

Those birthing hips don't lie, Shakira is due any day now.

Irina Shayk The Hot Bikini Flash

Sports Illustrated supermodel Irina Shayk blessed beach goers in Miami with the heavenly vision of her ridiculously sexy bikini body this weekend.

Cristiano Ronaldo really does have it all.

Lady Gaga's Ass Destroys Latex Pants

Lady Gaga busted out on stage this weekend ... by splitting her latex pants right down the crack of her ass.

With her lady curves bursting through her latest ridiculous outfit, the 26-year-old pop singer exposed her fishnet covered backside while performing in Vancouver on Friday.

Can't wait to see what Sharon and Kelly Osbourne have to say about this.

Diddy vs. Bruckheimer Battle Over $23 Million Bev Hills Mansion?

A real estate war could be brewing between a Bad Boy founder and a "Bad Boys" producer ... 'cause TMZ has learned Diddy is in the market for the same $23 million Bev Hills mansion that Jerry Bruckheimer is hoping to buy.

Our real estate sources tells us ... Diddy is on the hunt for a brand new pad in certain upscale parts of L.A. ... and one of the homes on his radar is the famous 19,590-square-foot "Harry Cohn" estate in Beverly Hills. In fact, Diddy was photographed at the estate just a few days ago.

Problem is ... Jerry Bruckheimer is also interested in the pad ... and as we previously reported, he put a $23 million offer on the house earlier this month.

Bruckheimer is supposed to close on the house on January 17, but if Diddy decides he HAS to have it, he can still swoop in with a higher bid up until the last minute.

But Jerry shouldn't panic just yet ... sources tell us Diddy probably won't make an offer because he was only planning on dropping $15 mil during this particular real estate venture (even gazillionaires got a budget).

Meantime, sources tell us ... Diddy's been checking out a bunch of other swanky homes with real estate agent Kurt Rappaport -- including a $19 million crib in Bel Air ... with 10 bdrms, 11 baths, staff quarters, media room, wine cellar, sauna ... the works.

It's unclear if he's planning to make an offer on that home ... but he could if he wanted to ... because he's really, really rich.

Michael Phelps Poppin' Bottles Like a '70s Porn Star

Newly single Olympic legend Michael Phelps -- and his '70s porn stache -- showed off a different kind of pool skill at his hotel in the Bahamas on Thursday ... by poppin' bottles and throwing back dranks like a champ.

The world's best swimmer can't live on chlorinated water alone.

L.A. Clipper Ronny Turiaf It's Not a Man Purse, It's a Birthday Cake!

NBA player Ronny Turiaf has his birthday in the bag ... a fancy schmancy women's Louis Vuitton bag.

The L.A. Clipper celebrated his 30th birthday with a bash at a ritzy Beverly Hills home last night ... and a cake made to look like one of Paris Hilton's expensive leather purses.

No tiny dog was injured in the baking of this cake.

Gabriel Aubry Gives Nahla A Little Pick-Me-Up

Gabriel Aubry is really shouldering the burden of fatherhood -- giving his 4-year-old daughter Nahla an adorable piggyback ride in L.A. yesterday ... after picking her up from school.

And there's plenty more where that came from -- because as we reported, Gabriel will NOT be criminally prosecuted for his involvement in a Thanksgiving Day brawl with Halle Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez ... as long as he keeps his nose clean for a year.

Worth noting ... neither Halle nor Olivier wanted to press charges against Gabriel over the fight because they didn't think it would be in Nahla's best interests.

Matthew McConaughey My Skinny Days ARE OVAH!!

After dropping a ton of weight and wasting away to skin and bones for a movie role, a visibly heavier Matthew McConaughey looked more like his old self as he left a hotel in Tribeca on Tuesday.

The 43-year-old got scary skinny and lost about 40 lbs for his starring role in the upcoming movie "Dallas Buyers Club."

It won't be long before the shirtless wonder is back.

Barry Bonds I Can Still Pull Quality Ass(terisk)

Kim K & Kanye West Prenatal in Paris

While their brand new $11 million Bel Air starter home is being renovated, mom-to-be Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Kanye West fled to France and hit the streets of gay Paree for a little shopping on Tuesday.

Kim made sure to hide any signs of her growing baby bump by wearing a chic and slimming black maternity poncho jacket thing.

Ball so hard.

Lindsay Lohan Still Partyin' Like a Free Woman

Just hours after dodging a serious bullet in her NYC nightclub assault case, Lindsay Lohan continued her London party spree last night -- hitting up the swanky Rose Club until the wee hours of the morning.

As we reported, Lindsay lucked out big time yesterday when prosecutors opted to delay proceedings for the nightclub fight Lindsay got into back in November in the Big Apple -- when she allegedly punched a fortune teller in the face.

Lindsay failed to show up to court -- and if prosecutors decided to move forward without Lindsay present, a warrant could have been issued for her arrest.

The 26 year old's been living it up abroad while her legal troubles unfold in the States -- just last Friday she partied in London 'til 5AM.

What could possibly go wrong?

Rex Ryan I'm Changing My Tat ... If Sanchez Keeps Sucking

Jets nightmare QB Mark Sanchez better clean up his act if he wants his jersey to stay on Rex Ryan's arm -- so says the head coach, who claimed he'll ink a NEW number onto his infamous tattoo ... if Mark doesn't start playing better.

Rex was questioned about the tat during a news conference today -- and Rex joked, "Obviously, if Sanchez doesn’t play better, that number’s changing. That’s a given."

As we reported, Rex unveiled the bizarre tattoo while on vacation in the Bahamas last week -- a tat of what appears to be his naked wife wearing ONLY a Mark Sanchez jersey.

During the news conference, Rex insisted the tat's just a coincidence -- claiming he got the ink job long before Sanchez came to the Jets.

Rex said, "It’s funny. It’s actually a tattoo I’ve had for like three years ... I’ve been married for 25 years, and through my eyes, my wife’s the most beautiful woman in the world. So that’s what it is."

For reference: here's a list of every other player to wear #6 for the Jets ... Bill Demory, Bubby Brister, Joe Prokop, Ray Lucas, Doug Brien, Kellen Clemens, and Reggie Hodges.

LeAnn Rimes Back to Her Old THONG Habits

A rehabbed LeAnn Rimes got a fresh start to the new year ... by, once again, frolicking on the beach in a skimpy bikini for photographers in Mexico.

Just a few months after checking into rehab for stress and anxiety due to (according to her) the effects of social media ... the 30-year-old stepmother of two showed off her sexy slender physique in a thong two-piece swimsuit.

What better way is there to deal with the pressures of being judged on Facebook and Twitter ... than by showing off your womanly goods so everyone can Facebook and tweet about them?

Kim Kardashian Goes Bump in the Night

Showing the first itty bitty signs of a baby bump, newly pregnant media sensation Kim Kardashian rocked a sexy strapless form-fitting blue dress to dinner in Miami this weekend.

While this may be her first baby, Kim has never been shy about showing off her beautiful girls.

Stonestreet vs. Burrell 'Modern Family' Fiesta Bowl Showdown

They play for opposite teams on television, and last night "Modern Family" stars Eric Stonestreet and Ty Burrell went head-to-head on the sidelines to root for their teams at the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl in AZ.

While Stonestreet was cheering for his alma mater Kansas State Wildcats, Burrell had the backs of his home state Oregon Ducks.

In the end, Burrell's Ducks won 35-17 ... and all without a warm, touchy-feely closing voice-over.

Dear Fiesta Bowl, next year please invite Sofia Vergara's alma mater ... Colombia University (as in S. America, not Ivy).

Simon Cowell The Moobs Cover-Up!

There is one part of his body that Simon Cowell does not want to expose to the sun -- or photographers -- his luscious hairy man boobs.

While soaking up the rays on a yacht in St. Barts, "The X Factor" king kept it demure by making sure his masculine buxom boy-breasts were always covered up.

Doesn't the 53-year-old know everyone goes topless in the Caribbean?