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Cee Lo Green is stickin' with sexy black hot rods -- a classic convertible and looking cool as a cucumber.

"The Voice" judge -- who's tooling around L.A. today in the whip -- is under investigation by the LAPD for sexual battery, after a woman claimed he slipped her ecstasy at a restaurant and then sexually assaulted her back in July. She says she passed out in the restaurant and the next thing she knew she was naked in a bed with Cee Lo in the room.

The singer has adamantly denied any wrongdoing.

Pop "singer" Ke$ha showed off all of her lovely bones in Australia this weekend ... by wearing a momtastic black one piece swimsuit with an image of a skeleton on it.

That is all.

Rumors be damned ... a frustrated Joe Simpson is telling friends and colleagues the stories that he's switched teams are absurd.

There have been several reports out recently that Joe has told his family he's gay and that's why his marriage fell apart. There are also reports about several guys he's rumored to be dating/hooking up with.

The people we spoke with are split -- some believe him, and some think he's just not ready to come out publicly.

So we gotta ask ...

From the front, 32-year-old super model Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with hubby Tom Brady's baby.

From the back, you'd never know.

Alex Rodriguez may be done with New York, because he and his wrestler girlfriend Torrie Wilson were spotted house hunting in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

While he's out shopping for new West Coast digs, the Yankee third baseman is still trying to unload his ginormous Miami palace for $38 million.

Even Hurricane Sandy doesn't want to mess with the "Jersey Shore" ... because the infamous Seaside Heights home that housed Snooki and the gang survived "virtually untouched" by the massive storm that ravaged the East Coast this week.

We're told other than losing a few shingles, the only damage to the home was to the boards and lumber underneath the house. Amazingly, all of the windows remained intact ... no broken glass.

The house is located behind the boardwalk t-shirt store where the cast worked -- that store was crushed by Sandy's wrath.

This is Nicole Trunfio ... and she's the only famous person we could find today who's in a bikini.

In case you don't know who she is ... Nicole is an Australian-born fashion model who's worked for Victoria's Secret, Chanel, Vogue ... you get the idea.

We really didn't know who she was either ... so we went to her website ... and were greeted with a video that contains partial nudity.

So, if you don't like partial nudity, you should definitely NOT go to her website ... NicoleTrunfio.net.

For a guy with a history of violence against women ... a penchant for destruction ... and an explosive temper ... it's no surprise Chris Brown decided to be a Taliban fighter for Halloween.

Brown -- sporting a string of fake bullets across his chest -- rolled over to Greystone Manor last night ... to attend West Hollywood's biggest Hollywood party ... hosted by Rihanna.

Other famous in attendance ... Flo Rida, Paris Hilton and U.S. Olympic team superstar Lindsey Vonn ... but they all had better costumes.

Bonus Moronic Photo -- Before he hit the clubs, Chris and his buddies grabbed some fake guns and posed for a group shot. He posted the pic with the caption, "Ain't nobody F**king wit my clique!!!!"

Here's a picture of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands on their way to a Halloween party at a cemetery in Hollywood last night ... but who cares 'cause LOOK AT LIBERTY ROSS!!!!

The "Snow White and the Huntsman" actress threw on her tightest, most revealing Catwoman catsuit to go trick-or-treating with her two kids last night.

Liberty's estranged husband Rupert Sanders joined the gang -- he was dressed up as a bad-decision maker who's desperately trying to win back his hot wife.

Edward Furlong was released from an L.A. jail last night following his domestic violence arrest -- and he looked like a harbinger of death on his way out, wearing a Halloween-appropriate skull t-shirt.

The troubled "Terminator 2" star was released around 6:30 PM on $50,000 bail.

TMZ broke the story, Furlong was busted early yesterday morning at LAX for allegedly getting physical with his girlfriend during an argument.

Law enforcement sources tell us, police observed marks on Furlong's GF's arm ... and that's why they placed him under arrest.

Kanye West is turning over a new leaf ... 'cause he totally just made nice with the female paparazzo he EXPLODED on in Miami this month ... and the huggy moment was all caught on tape.

As we previously reported, Kanye smacked the female pap's camera in front of a Miami restaurant a couple of weeks ago, when the snapper asked Kim a bunch of questions about Reggie Bush.

But it seems it's all water under the bridge to Kanye ... 'cause when the two crossed paths today in a Miami airport, Kanye flashed a smile ... and gave the photog a great, big bear hug.

It's a Halloween miracle.

Korean invisible horse rider Psy was too busy checking how many minutes of fame he had left to notice that he lit up a cigarette right next to a No Smoking sign in Toronto on Tuesday.

In his defense, who has time to follow the rules when you're squeezing the very last drops out of that "Gangnam Style" song?

Trying not to make eye contact, former couple Katy Perry and Russell Brand sat on opposite sides of the court at the Lakers game at Staples Center in L.A. on Tuesday.

Both Katy and Russell -- who divorced earlier this year -- employed one of the hardest acting techniques known to man ... pretending it's not awkward when you run into your ex.

At least they can agree on which team to root for.

While his beloved Jersey Shore was battening down the hatches in anticipation of Hurricane Sandy, Pauly D provided the soundtrack to a hot girl-on-girl makeout session in Vegas this weekend.

Pauly was behind the turntables during the Rehab party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on Sunday -- far away from the destruction on the East Coast.

According to Pauly, Snooki's porch was destroyed in the hurricane ... along with several buildings along the boardwalk.

Pauly tweeted about the disaster last night -- "Thinking of everyone on the east coast stay safe through this horrible time #hurricanesandy."

Glowing with his newfound arrest fame, the Australian dude who was tased in front of Tom Cruise's mansion surfaced in Hollywood today ... striking a great, big famewhoring pose for the cameras!

We broke the story ... Jason Sullivan -- an interior decorator/reality TV star/ pretty person -- was arrested for drunkenly trespassing on to Tom's Bev Hills property Sunday night.

Jason has been telling friends ... the whole thing was a boozy mix-up ... because he's been living at the house next door ... and simply got confused.

Keith Urban celebrated his birthday by stuffing his 45-year-old country bits into a tiny pair of man panties in France this weekend.

The Australian singer took a break from keeping Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj from killing each other at "American Idol" auditions to flash his wet, toned and tatted up torso at a hotel pool.

Mr. Nicole Kidman is the whole package.