Taylor Swift -- Mannequin on the Move

Wearing a full face, "Seinfeld"s puffy shirt, a naughty schoolgirl mini, lacy stockings and a pair of post-apocalyptic knee-high pirate boots, glam country darling Taylor Swift made her way to a fashion show in Milan on Monday.

What a doll.

Snooki -- Who's Up for a Floppy Night Cap?

With her trademark poof missing in action, "Jersey Shore" tantastic little person Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi wore one of Jennifer Lopez's old diva hats from 2001 to a boat party in Marina del Rey on Monday.

Which way to The Kentucky Derby?

Lindsay Lohan -- Return of the SCRAM

Lindsay Lohan has been reunited with her favorite accessory ... her SCRAM bracelet.

As we first reported, part of the conditions of Lindsay's bail is that she has to wear the bracelet again.

Third time's a charm (2010, 2007).

Khloe & Kim -- 2 Kardashians, 1 Dress

Just three days after Khloe Kardashian attempted to wear this bandage dress to Katsuya in Hollywood, her big sister Kim Kardashian poured herself into the exact same dress to go to dinner at Nobu.

Unclear if the dresses are identical or if the sisters are so similar they can trade schmatas.

The Kardashians share more than just their genes.

Lindsay Lohan -- Rehabbing ... Her Image

Lindsay Lohan did something for others yesterday by visiting the Dream Center homeless shelter in Los Angeles.

As we first reported, Lindsay will check into a live-in rehab center for addiction in the next few days ... so she says.

Kim Kardashian -- T&A Meets TSA

Kim Kardashian got wanded today as she made her way through airport security at LAX.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, BEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!

Fergie Wore This

No.

Just ... no.

Leo DiCaprio -- Too Cool to Pedal

Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't have time to pedal a bicycle like the rest of the plebeians -- he rides around NYC in a bicycle with a motor attached to it.

It's the stuff dreams are made of.

Chris Evans Flexes His Acting Muscles

Wearing a tight t-shirt and prosthetic feet, a super buff Chris Evans flaunted his jacked up physique on the set of "Captain America" in England on Friday.

Imagine what he'll look like in Spandex.

Lindsay Lohan -- Not in the Driver's Seat Anymore

Lindsay Lohan was snapped leaving Il Fornaio restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday after having one of her last meals before facing Judge Elden Fox.

Linds is scheduled to be in court at 8:30 AM PT today ... and we'll be there live.

Lindsay Lohan -- Last Supper Menu

Lindsay Lohan sure acted like it was her last days of freedom because TMZ has learned she did something totally off the wall ... for her -- grocery shopping and cooking at home.

Linds was seen loading up her Porsche Cayman's limited-spaced trunk earlier this week with ingredients for what sources close to her say was a home cooked meal.

We're told, Lindsay and her siblings -- Ali and Michael Jr. -- pitched in to make breaded tilapia, chicken, scallops, brown rice, and salad.

No wine was served and no one named Judas (or Michael Lohan) was invited -- still it was kind of a last supper for the kids. Sources tell us Ali and Mike Jr. jetted out of town ahead of Lindsay's probation violation hearing.

TMZ will be at court starting around 8:00 AM PDT -- standing by for all the drama when LiLo appears before Judge Elden Fox.

Stay tuned...

Lindsay Lohan Definitely Has Her Hands Full

Just two days before she faces Judge Elden Fox in court for failing two drug tests, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a friend's L.A. home carrying cigarettes, keys, cell phone and other items in her hand on Wednesday.

On Friday, Linds could be sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating probation.

Paris Hilton Gets Some California Love

After Japan turned away Paris Hilton -- because of her guilty plea to cocaine possession -- the heiress hightailed it back to the U.S. of A ... arriving hassle-free by private jet today.

Paris had no trouble clearing customs in Van Nuys, CA.

Tiger Woods Drops the Kid Off at the School

After giving away roughly $100 million in his divorce from Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods simply spent time this morning -- taking Charlie to pre-school in Orlando.

Being a good father is priceless.

Japan to Paris Hilton: Sayonara

Paris Hilton is officially persona non grata in Japan because of that whole cocaine thing.

Japanese Immigration officials denied Paris entry into their county because of her guilty plea to cocaine possession this week.

Japan frowns on people who get convicted of drug offenses, so Paris -- seen above at the airport a few hours ago -- is on her way back to the US of A.

Before getting the boot, Hilton was detained at the airport yesterday for more than 6 hours.

A rep for Hilton says "Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”

Before leaving Japan, Paris also tweeted, "Going home now. So dissappointed to miss my fans in Asia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all! Love Paris xoxo."

Lindsay Lohan -- Sushi Go to Jail

After testing positive for both cocaine and amphetamines last week, a refreshed and pant-less Lindsay Lohan got her appetite back and was spotted at a sushi restaurant in L.A. on Tuesday.

LiLo's fate will be determined Friday when she goes face-to-face with Judge Elden Fox.