Heidi Puts a Razor to Spencer's Face

Spencer Pratt got rid of his beard -- no, not his wife, his actual facial hair -- but then had Heidi Montag lather him up with shaving cream and pretend to shave it off for the cameras on Tuesday.

For once Spencer is as smooth as he thinks he is.

Dr. Conrad Murray -- Baby, He's Shady!

Attempting unsuccessfully to go incognito by wearing sunglasses, Dr. Conrad Murray spent Monday with his newest kid in Santa Monica.

Doc is a real good pusher.

Lindsay's Got That 'Warrant-for-Her-Arrest' Glow

With her probation revoked, a warrant issued for her arrest and a mandatory court appearance on Friday, Lindsay Lohan got a facial yesterday.

At least her skin is healthy.

Courtney Love -- Motherhood Never Looked So Good

Now that her daughter is no longer a minor and the burdens of losing guardianship over Frances Bean have been removed from her life, reassembled rock star Courtney Love has never looked better.

Courtney showed off her refurbished doll parts at a premiere in NYC last night.

The 46-year-old may have lost a daughter, but she's gained some new things too.

Paris Hilton -- Flying High After Court Case

After pleading guilty to two misdemeanor charges in her cocaine possession case, Paris Hilton boarded a private jet for Japan today.

As part of her sentence, P must pay $2000 in fines, complete 200 hours of community service, enter an intensive substance abuse program and remain on probation for one year.

This time she was actually carrying her own designer bag.

The Charred Remains of Ricki Lake's Malibu Home

Former talk show host Ricki Lake's fire-ravaged rented Maibu home is a shell of its former self.

On Saturday, Lake's beach home burnt down after a couch caught fire when she was trying to refuel a portable heater. Ricki escaped with her two children and dog unharmed.

Lindsay Lohan -- AA, Day 2

Lindsay Lohan was smiling, upbeat and a tad sexy when she was spotted leaving an AA meeting in Hollywood last night.

It's two days in a row that Lindsay has attended a meeting.

Let's hope this becomes her new habit.

Lindsay Lohan -- Not Home, Not Alone

Lindsay Lohan spent what could be one of her last night's of freedom with a few friends in Hollywood, flashing her mildly prophetic tat "I restore myself when I'm alone."

Earlier in the day -- after TMZ broke the news of her failed drug test ... and after we broke the news it was for cocaine ... and after we broke the news it was multiple failed drug tests -- our camera guy spotted Lindsay out for a drive.

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Sandra Bullock -- Louis, Louis

No failed drug tests here -- just a cute pic of Sandra Bullock in Bev Hills yesterday with her adopted son Louis.

These two are guilty of felony adorableness.

Lindsay Lohan Blows Through Town

Just a couple of hours before news broke that she recently tested positive for cocaine and failed a drug test, Lindsay Lohan freely walked around a production studio in Culver City on Friday.

According to terms of her probation, Linds will get 30 days in jail for the positive drug test.

Adam Lambert -- Accused of Battery

TMZ has learned ... the Miami Beach Police Department is now in the middle of a violent incident involving "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert ... after the alleged victim filed a police report.

Law enforcement sources tell us the paparazzo seen grappling with Lambert on the beach yesterday walked into a Miami Beach police station around 10:30 PM last night and filed a report ... accusing the singer of misdemeanor battery.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the victim claims Adam grabbed his backpack "where the camera was placed" ... and "wrestled [the photog] to the ground forcefully."

One big problem -- in photos that were taken of the incident, the camera appears to be in the photog's hand ... not in his bag.

The police report also notes that the photog didn't sustain any "bruises or lacerations."

Cops tell detectives will decide if the case is worth turning over to the State's Attorney -- who will decide whether to prosecute Lambert. If convicted, Lambert could face up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

After yesterday's clash -- Lambert went right to his Twitter account and posted, "I lost my temper for a sec but wow it felt great lol MIAMI!!!"

UPDATE: Lambert just tweeted, "Battery? Nope. I attempted to grab a camera, no punches were thrown and no one was on the ground.... It was literally harmless. If embarrassment is a crime- thats all I'm guilty of. "

Heidi & Spencer -- Kiss & Make-Up

This photo pretty much proves Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't getting divorced ... and may also make you lose your breakfast.

The gruesome twosome just happened to be photographed while kissing on Heidi's 24th birthday in Santa Barbara yesterday -- while Montag proudly displayed her wedding ring.

A toast to the happy couple?

MJ's Backup Singer Visits Forest Lawn

Michael Jackson's backup singer Judith Hill -- who sang "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" with MJ in "This Is It" -- paid her respects to the King of Pop and visited Forest Lawn cemetery on Wednesday.

This was the first time Judith was spotted at Michael's burial site.

Kim Kardashian -- $100,000 Handbag Shopping Spree

Kim Kardashian and her mom spent over $100,000 on handbags in Paris yesterday -- and no, they didn't buy a truckload of 'em ... they bought seven.

It all went down in the notoriously expensive Hermes store -- where we're told Kim and her mother Kris purchased six of the label's exclusive "Birkin" bags ... valued at around $10,000 apiece.

But here's the kicker -- sources close to the reality star tell TMZ, Kim also bought herself an extremely rare crocodile-skin bag from the upscale French boutique ... worth around $30,000.

Overall, the Kardashians easily surpassed the $100k mark.

What recession?!

Mel Gibson -- Master of Disguise!

The similarities are striking ... but no, the man you're looking at is not Wilford Brimley ... it's Mel Gibson ... in disguise!!!!

Mel taped on his best Quaker Oats moustache -- along with a hat and glasses combo -- in a failed attempt to go incognito in L.A. yesterday.

Can't imagine why he'd wanna hide his identity ...

Brad Pitt Cycles through Another Sick Bike

Brad Pitt might have as many motorcycles as he does children ... because dude was out riding around Los Angeles yesterday on yet another tricked-out Ducati crotch rocket.

At least he didn't fall off ... unlike last time.