Gaga's Handcuffs -- TSA Approved

Lady Gaga cleared security at LAX yesterday with handcuffs, and it turns out she's nobody special ... because TSA doesn't prohibit them.

We were pretty shocked ... but a TSA spokesperson tells TMZ handcuffs are not on the "Prohibited Items List."

As for what you're not allowed to carry on ... the list includes, billy clubs, brass knuckles, kubatons, nightsticks, nunchakus, dynamite, flares, cattle prods, drills and gas torches.

Bears QB -- Celebrates Win with 'Hills' Hottie

Just hours after NFL refs ripped a victory away from the Detroit Lions and gave it to the Chicago Bears ... winning quarterback Jay Cutler got on a plane to NY for a Monday lunch date with Kristin Cavallari.

Cutler -- who's rumored to be dating the former "Hills" star -- will travel to Dallas next week to play the Cowboys ... a team that knows all too well what happens when a star quarterback hooks up with a Hollywood starlet.

Kate Gosselin I Need a Bodyguard in Mexico

Kate Gosselin took time out from starring in reality shows to go to Cabo San Lucas with her bodyguard and rumored boyfriend Steve Neild on Saturday.

Meanwhile on the same day, Kate's ex-husband Jon Gosselin played daddy day care with his eight kids and girlfriend Ellen Ross in Pennsylvania.

The Situation -- He Shore Found a Nice Apartment

When The Situation decided to go apartment hunting in Los Angeles, he picked out a place with the most guido-sounding name he could find -- The Palazzo. Ay-oh!

But in all seriousness ... The Palazzo is a giant, swanky apartment community the size of a small city that happens to be located right near the CBS lot where "Dancing with the Stars" shoots. We're told he had his eyes on a unit that ran more than $5k per month ... but no sweat off his brow -- "DWTS" picks up the tab.

And the best part -- he doesn't have to share a bathroom with Angelina!

Michael Richards Pap Confrontation -- The Pics

The paparazzo who claims Michael Richards kicked his ass during a violent confrontation last month has finally released the pics from the incident ... and the photos seem to tell a very different story.

As we first reported, a photog named Brendon O'Neal (not employed by TMZ) is suing Richards -- claiming the "Seinfeld" actor approached him on an L.A. street on August 25 in a "menacing manner ... with closed fists" -- then proceeded to beat the crap out of him.

But in the pics, Richards appears to be cracking a smile -- definitely non-menacing -- and the only reason his fist could even be considered "closed" ... is because he's clutching his keys.

Obviously, we don't know what happened in between the shots -- but the photog claims he suffered "great mental, physical, and nervous pain" during the alleged altercation.

Calls to Michael's reps have not been returned -- but we're assuming he's gonna deny any wrongdoing.

'Glee' Star -- Rollin' on Extremely Expensive Dubs!

Cory Monteith's career was already blowing up so fast ... now he's got a Ferrari to match.

The 28-year-old "Glee" star was rollin' around L.A. this weekend in a cherry red Ferrari California ... which start at $190,000.

FYI -- the car can go from 0 to 60 mph in less than four seconds ... and tops out at around 193 mph.

Not bad for someone who started off as a greeter at Walmart.

Al Pacino Dog Day Afternoon

Tough guy Al Pacino spent part of his Saturday walking his two cute dogs around Los Angeles.

Say hello to his little friends.

Britney Spears -- Mommy Dearest

Britney Spears acted completely appropriately yesterday when she took her son, Jayden James, to Johnny Rockets for lunch.

Britney is still sporting that engagement-esque ring we've seen her wearing lately.

If any conservator objects to this union, please speak now ...

Lindsay Lohan -- One Meeting at a Time

Determined to get what's left of her career back on track, rehabbed ex-con actress Lindsay Lohan took a business meeting with agents at Creative Artists Agency in Century City on Thursday.

Lindsay also had a meeting Friday morning -- with her probation officer. She showed up at the Santa Monica Courthouse today to submit to a drug test.

One thing that won't show up in her system -- hair dye! She's a redhead again.

Britney Spears -- What Lawsuit?

Britney Spears didn't sexually harass anyone (that we know of) during her lunch outing with her assistant yesterday in Los Angeles.

No word on whether or not she ordered 7UP.

Michael Lohan -- Lindsay, Are You There?

Michael Lohan stopped by the home of his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, but alas ... she wasn't home.

She probably "wasn't home" like you "weren't home" when the census taker rang your bell.

Denise Richards' Bikini Is the New Black

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards, 39, heated up a cool and cloudy beach day by rockin' a sexy black bikini in Malibu on Wednesday.

The forecast looks hot and bothered.

Tom Brady -- Unruffled at Crash Scene

Looking cool, calm and uninjured -- Tom Brady was photographed next to his bashed up Audi at the scene of his car accident in Boston this morning.

As we previously reported, a passenger in the other vehicle had to be removed with the jaws of life.

Brady was reportedly shaken by the accident -- but was not transported to the hospital.

In video from the crash scene, the fingers on Tom's left hand are taped up -- the result of an injury he sustained last month during practice. Warning: the video is graphic.

Chris Brown Hits the Beach

With the hot sun beating down on him, embattled singer Chris Brown flipped women off his shoulders, got into chicken fights and frolicked without incident in the warm waters of Miami Beach on Tuesday.

Chris doesn't have a care in the world.

Madonna -- Like a Subway Commuter

New Yorkers are used to seeing all kinds of things on the subway, but yesterday one of the most bizarre incidents ever happened ... Madonna rode public transportation.

The super-fit 52-year-old really does like to train.

"NJ Housewife" Kim G -- From 2-Faced to 2-Pieces

While at the Jersey Shore this weekend, wannabe "Real Housewives of New Jersey" villain Kim G had no one to double-cross ... so she showed off her mature lady parts in a hot pink bikini instead.

Classy Kim, age unknown, really is a Shore thing.