Tara Reid Gets Her Buzz On

Former famous person Tara Reid partied the night away in St. Tropez yesteday ... kissing men, women and even geriatric former astronauts.

Included in the 34-year-old "The Crow: Wicked Prayer" star's suckfest were some random chicks, her ex-fiance Michael Axtmann (lower left) and 80-year-old Apollo 11 moon walker Buzz Aldrin (center).

Houston, we clearly have a problem.

Mischa Barton's Dress Gets Busted

With a facial expression appearing like she saw a reflection in the mirror of what she was wearing, former actress Mischa Barton exited a London pub on Wednesday ... in some sorta apron/wrap bikini top cut-out dress thing.

Where are those high-waisted yellow banana pants when you need them?

Lindsay Lohan -- Booked Again

Lindsay Lohan, you've got mail.

LiLo's latest visitor wasn't a family member or a lawyer ... it was the UPS guy who delivered her several packages from Amazon.com today.

Although it's unclear what Inmate # 2409752 actually received, having books shipped is about the only way to get reading materials into the clink.

Brangelina's New $40 Million Italian Crib

Finding enough space to house Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their six kids just got easier ... the Hollywood royal family just plunked down a reported $40 million on this humongous vacation home in Northern Italy.

The ridiculous 18,000 square foot luxury estate in the town of Valpolicella includes two swimming pools, gym, home theater and 15 bedrooms for Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox to fight over.

Luckily, there's still plenty of room should Brad & Angie decide to adopt a small nation.

Lady Gaga -- Bikini Fights and Makeout Sessions

Lady Gaga took time out from touring to suck face with her boyfriend Luc Carl, tan her porcelain skin and even indulge in a game of chicken fights while at a hotel pool in Texas on Monday.

Underneath all the hair dye, makeup, vinyl, leather, hoods, capes and masks, Gags is just another tatted up, bikini babe looking for a fun time.

Sam Worthington -- Check Out My Noodle

Mel Gibson -- It's NOT a Purse!

With a baseball cap slung low on his head, Mel Gibson was spotted in Santa Monica yesterday ... carrying a man purse satchel.

It's the second time Mel's been spotted out in two days ... following an entire month in seclusion.

Other celebrity satchel wearers include Indiana Jones, Joy Behar ...

Mel Gibson Surfaces -- Heads to Church

For the first time since his scandal broke, Mel Gibson was photographed this weekend -- as he was walking from his Malibu home to his traditionalist Catholic church.

Mel has been way under the radar for the last month ... for pretty obvious reasons.

Name That Bikini Bottom!

Can you guess who showed off her spicy backside in Malibu on Monday?

Judge Revel -- Free to Get Her Nails Did

Judge Marsha Revel took time out from sending Lindsay Lohan to jail to get her nails done in Beverly Hills this weekend.

Justice may be blind, but it still likes a decent manicure.

Gabourey Sidibe Storms Through NYC

"Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe managed to stay dry underneath an umbrella as she walked around SoHo this weekend.

Wearing eyeglasses, a floral top, skinny jeans and white kicks, the 27-year-old flashed a grin on her stroll through Manhattan.

Paris Hilton Gets Held Up, Flashes Crowd

Doing her best "Weekend at Bernie's" impersonation, ex-con heiress Paris Hilton gave an inadvertent peep show to the crowd at a St. Tropez nightclub this weekend.

Classy lady.

Angelina Jolie's Brood -- Konnichiwa, Bitches!

Angelina Jolie and her adorable offspring fan club made their way to Japan on Monday morning.

While Brad Pitt and the twins were nowhere in sight, the "Salt" star arrived to Tokyo's Narita Airport with Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh in tow.

Angie's got the cutest entourage ever.

Wesley Snipes -- Geeking Out Before Prison

With federal prosecutors pushing for him to begin serving his three-year prison term ASAP, Wesley Snipes took full advantage of his freedom this weekend by hitting up Comic-Con in San Diego.

Once he's in the joint, guys named Hulk and Iron Man will take on a whole new meaning.

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer -- Her Lone Visitor

With all her allotted visits used up during the week, the only people allowed to visit Lindsay Lohan this weekend are professionals -- like her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley.

Holley was spotted walking out of Lynwood for the second time this weekend -- but if all goes well, she won't have to make this trip again next weekend.

Michael Lohan -- A 'Mistress' on Each Arm

Two weeks after he was spotted with Rachel Uchitel ... Michael Lohan posed with another Tiger Woods mistress, Joslyn James (right), and Gina Rodriguez, an alleged mistress of David Boreanaz.

Michael claims Kate Major's jealousy over his alleged TV deal with Joslyn and Rachel fueled the fight which got him charged with 2nd degree harassment.

This oughta patch things right up.