Jessica Simpson's Birthday Spread
Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday by straddling and sucking face with her new boyfriend/former NFL player Eric Johnson while on a yacht in Italy this weekend.
Buon Compleanno!
Name That Rib Cage!
Megan Fox Flashes Her ... Wedding Ring
While she showed off her wedding band last week, Megan Fox finally gave photogs a peek at her giant newlywed diamond bling in West Hollywood on Thursday.
Brian Austin Green really knows how to rock her body.
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Oksana Grigorieva -- I Need to See My Lawyer
Oksana Grigorieva made a beeline for her lawyer's office in Century City today -- moments after the L.A. Sheriff's Dept. announced that her baby daddy Mel Gibson was being investigated for allegedly beating her up.
Sources tell us Oksana has told investigators that Mel had been violent toward her on several occasions ... including one incident in January, in which Mel allegedly punched Oksana in the face ... knocking out a tooth and chipping another.
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Cristiano Ronaldo's GF -- Hot from All Sides
Brody Jenner Gets Marked Up by Avril
Since they've been dating for a really long few months, serial womanizer Brody Jenner made the genius move of getting his girlfriend Avril Lavigne's first name permanently scribbled on his arm.
The unlikely couple -- who already have matching lightning bolt ink -- arrived to Las Palmas together for a belated birthday party for Lindsay Lohan last night.
While Lindsay never made an appearance, Brody's regrettable tat did.
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Cristiano Ronaldo -- Polished from Head to Toe
Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo took a break from the NYC heat by lounging poolside in the shade and exposing his sexy ... painted toe nails.
He's so pedi.
Gosselin To Kids: I'll Take You Down to China Town!
With her eight children and a "Kate Plus 8" camera crew in tow, Kate Gosselin did some bargain shopping in NYC's Chinatown on Wednesday.
A mother of eight can never have too many fake Gucci bags or knock-off Rolex watches.
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Tori Spelling's Husband Out of the Hospital
After a motorcycle accident left him in the ICU last week, Dean McDermott was released from the hospital accompanied by wife Tori Spelling and their two kids on Tuesday.
The 43-year-old suffered a punctured lung in the dirt-bike accident, but is expected to make a full recovery.
No word if this storyline will be a part of their reality series.
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Cristiano Ronaldo -- Pool Boy
Team Portugal soccer stud -- and new dad -- Cristiano Ronaldo got over losing the World Cup by cooling off his golden, buff, hairless muscles at a pool in Manhattan the other day.
Ronaldo is only partly to blame for the record heat in NYC.
Linda Hogan Enjoys a Boatload of 'Alimoney'
Clooney -- Nearly Blasted in Fireworks Explosion
George Clooney barely escaped a 4th of July disaster in Italy this weekend -- when a firecracker exploded right next to a boat carrying the actor, his girlfriend ... and another A-list celebrity.
Clooney -- along with his GF Elisabetta Canalis, Uma Thurman, and several other friends -- was floating on Lake Como ... when the explosion rocked the boat.
So far, it's unclear if anyone on board was injured in the blast.
McConaughey & Son -- Shirt Doesn't Happen
Megan Fox's Replacement -- Stomach the Hotness
Apparently, they're not missing Megan Fox too much on the set of the upcoming "Transformers" flick ... and after seeing these pics of her replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whitely -- we totally get it.
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Lindsay Lohan -- Class Before Court
With her big court date tomorrow looming, Lindsay Lohan hit up an alcohol education class in Glendale earlier today.
A little extra credit never hurt.
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When Madge Met Jigga
Thousands of fans packed Hyde Park in London yesterday to see Jay-Z play at the Wireless Festival -- including none other than Madonna herself.
We smell collaboration!