Carrie Prejean Got Married ... 'Cause She Can

Carrie Prejean and her NFL man Kyle Boller tied the knot yesterday at the Grand Del Mar Resort in San Diego.

Opposite marriage is legal in the state of California.

Rihanna Gives Matt Kemp the Kiss Off

Rihanna planted a wet one on her Dodger boyfriend Matt Kemp as she dropped him off at LAX on Friday.

Traveling really does suck for Kemp.

Britney Spears -- What the Frap?!?

Britney Spears ... moments after she heard what Mel Gibson said.

Rob Lowe Closing Mega-Deal ... in Board Shorts

When it comes to closing $500 million super-deals to form massive new media companies, board rooms are sooooo overated -- board shorts however ... right up Rob Lowe's alley.

Rob and potential business partner -- mega-real estate investor Tom Barrack -- met up for an afternoon meeting aboard a yacht off the coast of Italy earlier today.

We're told the two are now "far along" on a deal to create "a multi-platform media company, similar to DreamWorks."

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green -- On the Rocks

Brian Austin Green enjoyed another day in wedded bliss by sitting on some rocks and feeling his new wife Megan Fox's flat belly in Hawaii yesterday.

As we previously reported, the newlyweds were married in a small ceremony last week on the Big Island.

As for the pregnancy rumors? The only thing showing in these pics -- Megan's ridiculously toned mid-section.

Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin -- Chaotic Date Night

Miles Austin's road to the Super Bowl began in New York last night ... where the Dallas Cowboys star celebrated his birthday by going out with Kim Kardashian ... and it was pure mayhem in the streets.

About 5 gazillion people followed the couple -- and their respective posses -- as they walked a few chaotic blocks from dinner at STK to the after-party at SL Lounge.

No word on what Kim got Miles for his birthday ... besides a guaranteed championship.

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Katy Perry Did What She Only Sang About Doing

On Wednesday, life imitated art for faux sapphic singer Katy Perry when she ... wait for it ... kissed a girl.

While she was in Paris, this doesn't really qualify as a French kiss.

The Situation's Abs -- Piece O' Cake

"Jersey Shore" resident stomach flasher The Situation was presented with a birthday cake in the shape of his ripped, tan, hairless torso at Tenjune in NYC on Monday.

Who wants a taste?

Megan Fox -- Check Out My Wedding Ring!

Decked out in gym gear -- Megan Fox and her new hubby Brian Austin Green gave their ring fingers a workout in Hawaii yesterday ... showing off their sparkly new wedding bands during a romantic afternoon stroll.

As we previously reported, the two tied the knot in a small, private ceremony at the Four Seasons on The Big Island sometime last week.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

The World Cup has made Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo a little touchy-feely.

The 25-year-old tanned futbol star is a pro at handling himself.

Megan Fox & Brian Green -- Rings and Bikini

For the first time ever, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green rocked their wedding bands out in public yesterday ... and then immediately took them off so they could frolic on the beach in their skivvies.

As we previously reported, the couple tied the knot late last week on the Big Island of Hawaii in a small, private ceremony at The Four Seasons hotel.

Yesterday, both Brian and Megan were still soakin' up paradise -- check out all the beachy bikini pics for yourself.

Coco Hanging by a String

Ice-T's wife Coco showed off all of her oiled up super sized curves, lady lumps and nooks & crannies in an itty bitty string bikini on the beach in Miami Monday.

She definitely loves her tan lines.

Naomi Campbell Hits a Rough Patch

While usually no stranger to getting into hairy situations, supermodel Naomi Campbell's latest scandal is all about her bald spot.

During a photo shoot in NYC on Monday, the 40-year-old showed off what appears to be unbeweaveable hair loss.

Forget the headlines, this time she's ripped from the hairline.

Chef Gordon Ramsay Is That Guy Naked?

While walking on the beach with his wife in St. Tropez on Monday, "Hell's Kitchen" host Gordon Ramsay got distracted by the backside of some guy bathing in the water ... nude.

The 43-year-old celebrity chef has an eye for rump roast.

Hot 'Twilight' Vamp Sucks Face

"Twilight Saga: Eclipse" star Ashley Greene gave a little mouth-to-mouth action to some actor named Brock Kelly in L.A. this weekend.

Love bites.

Matt LeBlanc How You Doin'?

It's a good thing Matt LeBlanc had a few friends with him in London last night -- or else he might not have made it home.

It clearly was not his day, his week, his month, or even his year.