Charlie Sheen -- Mouse House Before Big House

Charlie Sheen .... you've just decided to serve jail time in Aspen for that incident with your wife ... what are you gonna do first?! HE'S GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!

Charlie and his ex Denise Richards took their two daughters out to the Magic Kingdom in Anaheim, CA today to celebrate Lola's birthday.

As we previously reported, Sheen will head to Aspen on Monday to enter a plea and immediately begin serving time.

Might as well enjoy an overpriced Churro first.

Lindsay Lohan Lacks Wisdom

Lindsay Lohan just had her wisdom teeth removed in L.A. -- and all she got to show for it was a giant bandage around her face.

Talk about a painful month.

Guess the Badonkadonk!

Can you guess which diva showed off her floral backside in Miami this weekend?

Megan Fox --The Writings on the Pelvic Bone

On day 2 of Megan Fox bikini watch in Hawaii this weekend, Megan emerged from the ocean showing off her delicious curves, abs and her boyfriend Brian Austin Green's Hancock tatted on her bikini line.

This is her signature look.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Shaved Leg Up on Competition

With the World Cup just ten days away, futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo prepped himself for a workout by stretching his tan, muscular and hairless leg in Portugal this weekend.

He's very flexible.

Megan Fox -- Hot, Wet, Bikini

The new "Transformers" movie must not have any bikini scenes in it -- 'cause certainly Megan Fox would have knocked those out of the park.

After being fired/turning down the next "Transformers" flick, Megan hit up the beaches of Maui yesterday with BF/SOB Brian Austin Green.

Foxy.

Lindsay Lohan -- SCRAM Model With a Cause

Lindsay Lohan flashed what everyone wants to see -- her SCRAM ankle bracelet.

Lindsay posed on a couch this weekend with her court-appointed accessory in full view.

We're told Lindsay organized the shoot and sale of the pics through a photo agency. She says proceeds from the photos will be donated to an "undisclosed charity for alcohol education treatment."

Other than her own, we assume.

Lindsay -- These Boots Were Made for SCRAMing

Sporting the latest in SCRAM concealing footwear, Lindsay Lohan did a little shopping at Harry Winston in Beverly Hills yesterday.

She certainly doesn't need any ankle jewelry.

Matt Lauer & Wife -- Together in NYC

Despite all the breakup rumors -- which they have denied -- Matt Lauer and his wife Annette were spotted together outside their NYC apartment on Friday.

It's going to be a Memorial weekend after all.

Name Those Curves!

Can you guess which celeb showed off their adorable stomach while vacationing in St. Barts the other day?

Aretha Franklin -- Blondes Have More Fun

Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin pulled a Lindsay Lohan and showed off her highlighted blonder new hairdo in NYC on Wednesday.

Wearing a pearl necklace, bright sunny top, short shorts and vacation flats, the 68-year-old is ready for summer.

What a beach diva!

Kristin Davis -- Sexy Top and the City

With "Sex and the City 2" opening today, Kristin Davis went a little out of character by wearing a very Samantha Jones-esque sheer black top in London on Wednesday.

What would Charlotte York Goldenblatt say about this?

Hugh Jackman & Family -- Razor Sharp

Along with his gorgeous wife Deborra-Lee and adorable daughter Ava, Hollywood hunk Hugh Jackman rode around Manhattan on their Razor scooters on Wednesday.

The family that skoots together stays together.

MJ's Alleged Love Child Aboard the S.S. BS

Omer Bhatti -- who some claim is the son of Michael Jackson -- paid homage to the King of Pop while performing on a Scandinavian cruise ship on Tuesday.

The 25-year-old rocked classic Michael items like a fedora, flashy jacket and a glove ... the creepy S&M mask was Bhatti's own doing.

He's bad.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Wet Bikini Contest

With the World Cup just over two weeks away, futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo enjoyed some downtime by working on his trademark tan and showering his bikini babe du jour with, er, affection while on a yacht in the Mediterranean on Tuesday.

The ripped 25-year-old excels at water sports too.

Clay Aiken Shows Off His New Beard

Carrying his own bags and rockin' some face scruff, Clay Aiken arrived at LAX on Monday.

With the country about to anoint a new winner this week, can you believe it's been seven years since the 31-year-old father of one lost to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol?"