Jennifer Aniston Strips Down to Bikini

Showing off her tan and toned physique, Jennifer Aniston rocked a tiny hot pink bikini in Hawaii this weekend.

She might not have a cigarette, but the 41-year-old is still smokin'.

Ryan Phillippe His Body Is Da Bomb Too

"MacGruber" star Ryan Phillippe has the hit of the summer on his hands ... and by that we mean his smokin' hot body.

The 35-year-old father of two soaked his smooth, ripped and tatted up muscles in the waters of the Caribbean this weekend.

It's a blockbuster.

Mel Gibson -- What Babies Want

Mel Gibson stopped at a grocery store in Malibu on Sunday, picking a couple of items ... including baby food.

Mel Gibson's baby girl with Oksana Grigorieva is 6 and-a-half months old.

They are no longer dating.

Lindsay Lohan -- Inked

Upon closer inspection of Lindsay Lohan (cause that's what we do) it appears she got a new tattoo while in Cannes.

Earlier this week, her right wrist was bare -- but now all of a sudden there is some kind of thing, then some stuff, then the Chanel logo.

It's not a teardrop tattoo or anything, but it's a start.

Lindsay Lohan Takes Flight

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Heathrow Airport this morning as she began what is sure to be nothing short of a marvelous adventure home.

Godspeed.

Lindsay Lohan Photographed Drinking ... Water

Lindsay Lohan dined on her traditional meal of cigarettes and water this evening while enjoying what could/should be her last night in Cannes.

Judge Revel would approve.

Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board. We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home. So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE: Now this is the best. Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.

Mischa Barton -- The Eyes Have It

With a flawless blank stare, former actress Mischa Barton was recognized by photographers at an amfAR charity event in Cannes on Thursday.

The 24-year-old has hit a new high.

Lindsay Lohan -- Land, Ho

Lindsay Lohan didn't let that little court hearing thing get in the way of her party plans last night -- instead, LiLo threw on some thigh high stockings and partied on a boat in Cannes.

On the other hand, she may have just been hunting for her passport ...

Bret Michaels' Recovery -- Rollin' Along

One day after his emotional appearance on Oprah, Bret Michaels spent some quality time with his daughter outside his Arizona home yesterday.

Michaels -- who told Oprah he's still having trouble moving his lower body -- was seen briefly standing up in front of his home, before his daughter drove him back in the house.

Bret still refuses to remove his bandana.

Oprah Bags the Help

Carrying Oprah Winfrey's bags is work ... for one of her employees.

The big O arrived to the Beverly Wilshire Hotel on Monday with an entourage that included a bag assistant -- and it wasn't Stedman.

No word on the whereabouts of Winfrey's coat, umbrella and sunglasses assistants.

Lindsay Lohan -- When in Cannes ...

... do as you do in every city you have ever been in.

Lindsay Lohan partied in Cannes on Sunday night, seen here leaving a restaurant called La Colombe d'Or.

Don't think they serve French food in L.A County jails.

Taryn Manning Goes Two-Pieces

With most television and movie stars in Cannes, Taryn Manning had the beaches of Providenciales in Turks and Caicos all to herself.

Taryn will be seen this year in a remake of "Bonnie and Clyde." She is not playing Bonnie.

Lindsay Lohan Has Landed

Lindsay Lohan -- alcohol education classes be damned -- arrived in Cannes this afternoon to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic.

Viva la Lohan!

Jesse James at Lawyer Happy Hour

Jesse James made a quick trip to Austin, TX yesterday and one of his destinations -- a law office, but it wasn't for anything divorce-related -- it was for Happy Hour.

James stopped by the law firm of Schwake Zielinski, L.L.P. -- where they just happened to be smack in the middle of Thirsty Thursdays.

Attorney Brad Zielinski told TMZ he was shocked when Jesse arrived, and his only connection to the firm is that Jesse bought a truck from one of Brad's friends.

The subject matter -- trucks. Jesse didn't drink, stayed a short time and left.

TMZ broke the story that Sandra Bullock filed divorce papers in Austin last month ... using initials instead of full names to keep the papers under the radar.

Tom & Gisele -- When Beautiful People Suck Face

NFL star Tom Brady engaged in a heated game of tonsil hockey with his supermodel wife Gisele at a friend's house in L.A. on Wednesday.

And for the record -- yeah, he's wearing a hat with his own "Tom Brady" logo on it.