Matthew McConaughey -- Can You Stomach It?

Matthew McConaughey was spotted surfing on the beaches of Malibu yesterday -- and the "Surfer Dude" star was looking a tad heavier than usual.

So we were wondering ...

The Situation -- Kickin' It in Miami

"Jersey Shore" resident muscle head #1 The Situation enhanced his training regimen in Miami on Thursday ... with a high kick workout.

Now you know how he gets those lean and ripped abs.

Kim K's Bikini Cracks Under Pressure

While cooling off at the beach in Miami on Friday, Kim Kardashian nearly poured out of her bikini bottom.

Luckily the ridiculously hot 29-year-old always has flotation devices at her disposal.

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Demi Moore -- Expert Crotch Blocker

While getting out of a vehicle in L.A. last night, Demi Moore avoided making a "Striptease" sequel by blocking a crotch shot with her hands.

No more indecent proposals for this sexy 47-year-old.

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Tom & Gisele's Makeout Session

With their precious baby boy snuggled between them, Tom Brady & Gisele sucked face while enjoying a romantic boat ride on the Seine in Paris.

For just a moment, it wasn't all about the lil Benjamin.

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Brody Jenner: Suck My Face, Avril

It's official -- Avril Lavigne has become another notch on Brody Jenner's bedpost ... if there's any room left.

The twosome swapped spit in Hollywood yesterday.

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Guess the Tan Gams!

Can you guess whose sexy, long and lean stems walked the streets of Santa Monica on Wednesday?

'Jersey Shore' Guys -- Gym, Tan, Shirtless

With their pumped up, waxed and shaved man breasts in full display, "Jersey Shore" dudes The Situation, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D and the other paler, less buff one went tanning in Miami on Tuesday.

Despite becoming famous, these "guidos" still have their priorities in order.

GTL realness.

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Kim K vs. Sofia Vergara -- Bi-Coastal Booty-Off

Kim KardASShian, 29, turned NYC into the big apple bottom yesterday, while ridiculously hot "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara, 37, caused a booty-quake in Los Angeles.

Question is ...

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Mariah Carey Surfing -- Doggie Style

For some reason, a bootyful Mariah Carey attempted to surf with her three dogs while on vacation in Puerto Rico the other day ... and got on all fours.

Sit Mimi, sit.

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Jesse James Mistress #2 Plays for the Other Team

Jesse James' alleged mistress #2, Melissa Smith, is officially on Team Sandra.

After having the audacity to eat at Jesse's Long Beach burger joint last Friday, the ballsy homewrecker rode around town sporting a Team Sandra t-shirt.

Melissa's blind side is her left brain.

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Kate Winslet & Sam Mendes Reunited

Looking like a happy family just three weeks after news of their divorce surfaced, Kate Winslet and her estranged husband Sam Mendes were spotted together with their kids in NYC on Monday.

Either breaking up is not hard to do ... or she's a great actress.

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Elin Nordegren -- Not Standing By Her Man

As Tiger Woods practices for the biggest golf tournament of his life in Augusta, GA, his wife Elin Nordegren is running errands with the kids in Orlando, FL.

The Masters begins Thursday -- still time to fly out and root her man on.

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Mischa Barton -- High & Waisted

Former actress Mischa Barton proved how hip she is by pouring herself into stretchy banana yellow high-waisted pant bottoms, a belly baring floral top and a pair of "Wizard of Oz" red pumps in L.A. this weekend.

Not matching is the new black.

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Conrad Murray -- Big Man, Big Problems

Dr. Conrad Murray walked around Venice Beach yesterday with his lawyer, Ed Chernoff, possibly plotting their upcoming legal strategy.

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Real Pregnant Housewife Bikini for Two!

Newly married and 7 months pregnant, "Real Housewives of NYC" star Bethenny Frankel, along with her unborn fetus, rocked a bikini on the beaches of St. Bart's this weekend.

Luckily for the 39-year-old, her former BFF and fellow RHONY, Jill Zarin, was not spotted still complaining about being told to "get a hobby."