The Fall of Lindsay Lohan
After a night of clubbing, former actress Lindsay Lohan lost her balance and bit the dirt outside a friend's house in Hollywood on Tuesday night.
Luckily, the 23-year-old still has handlers to prop her up.
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'Blue Mountain State' Star -- Wannabe Playboy
He's facing 20 years in federal prison -- but "Blue Mountain State" star and suspected prescription drug dealer Sam Jones is still trying to be a player ... strollin' around Beverly Hills with Hugh Hefner's leftovers.
Jones -- who's been indicted on one charge of possessing 10,000 oxycodone pills with intent to distribute -- was hand in hand with former Playboy mansion resident Karissa Shannon earlier this week.
According to several reports, Jones -- who also starred in "Smallville" back in the day -- is being written off "Blue Mountain State" in the wake of the federal case against him. He's due back in court on May 18.
'Little People' Kid -- Big Muscles
While out with his family in Hawaii on Monday, "Little People, Big World" son Jeremy Roloff, 19, showed off his shirtless ripped chest.
He's sure to get lei'd.
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Kim K & Kourtney -- Single Ladies Who Lunch
The same day news of her split with boyfriend Reggie Bush was revealed, Kim Kardashian was spotted getting lunch in Miami Beach with her unmarried sister Kourtney on Tuesday.
... and the rebounding begins.
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Audrina Wears Short Shorts
"The Hills" star Audrina Patridge left a Maxim photo shoot in Venice Beach yesterday wearing this.
You're welcome.
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'Full House's Uncle Jesse & Becky Still Together
Looking like they haven't aged since the show went off the air in 1995, former "Full House" married couple John Stamos, 46, and Lori Loughlin, 45, reunited for lunch at Mauro's Cafe in L.A. on Monday.
They must have left their TV twin sons Nicky and Alex with a sitter.
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Ke$ha Surfaces in One Piece
Wearing more clothes than she normally does on stage, pop tart Baby Gaga aka Ke$ha washed off her smudged makeup and tangled weave in the waters off Bondi Beach in Australia on Tuesday.
The 23-year-old is ... blah blah blah.
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Michelle McGee -- The ABCs of Racism
This is what Jesse James' alleged mistress Michelle McGee calls putting children's block refrigerator magnets to good use.
"Go whitepower" is the message spelled out on her fridge -- for her two young sons to see.
You've got your chores, she's got hers.
McGee is in a child custody battle with her ex-husband.
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Octomom -- Her Cups Runneth Over
Octomom Nadya Suleman is having a hard time making house payments, but we know for a fact she's having no problem feeding her children.
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Elin Nordegren -- Boat Trip
While Tiger Woods was busy prepping for the Masters and granting interviews, Elin Nordegren spent the weekend on a yacht in Florida.
Everyone is wondering ... when will Elin throw Tiger overboard?
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Jesse James -- 1st Ex-Wife Enters the Picture
With Sandra Bullock nowhere in sight, Jesse James' first ex-wife -- Karla James -- rolled by Jesse's Huntington Beach home this weekend for a quick stop.
It's unclear why Karla stopped by the home -- but according to several reports, she's been taking care of James' 3 kids ... 2 of which are hers.
Joe Jonas -- Head Over Heels, But Not for Demi
Joe Jonas got his buff on by practicing his acrobatic skills on the beach in Santa Monica this weekend.
Purity rings aren't the only ones the 20-year-old can rock.
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Pauly D -- Gym, Tan, Laundry
"Jersey Shore's" DJ Pauly D is a man of his word.
GTL for life.
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Kim Kardashian Goes Nude in Miami
... by now you've realized we meant Kim Kardashian rocked a nude-colored bikini this weekend ... and didn't really walk around naked. Sorry for misleading you ... now enjoy the photos.
Jesse James -- Hanging with His Dog
There is one girl in Jesse James' life who still loves him -- Cinnabun.
James and his trusty sidekick were spotted out this afternoon near Jesse's home in Sunset Beach, Ca.
Cinnabun can teach Jesse a thing or two about life in the doghouse.
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Michelle McGee Surfaces
Out and about for the first time since the story of her rumored affair with Jesse James broke, Michelle McGee was seen in San Diego yesterday with her ex husband and young son.
The ex looks a little like Jesse, don't you think?