Lindsay Lohan -- How to Impress a Judge
Lindsay Lohan's DUI progress hearing was in court today, so here's a pic that will surely impress the judge: Lindsay leaving a club in London -- today at 4:30 AM!
Fact is ... Lindsay didn't have to show up in Bev Hills court because she's attending her alcohol ed classes as required. Her lawyer, the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley, will take care of business.
Cheers, Lindsay.
UPDATE: We were just in court. The judge gave Lindsay a thumbs up on her progress report.
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Tiger Woods Screws the Paparazzi
It was the holy grail -- the most sought after image in the world -- but when the first image of Tiger Woods was released through Getty Images yesterday, the move blocked the paparazzi from their million dollar shot.
TMZ has checked around with some major paparazzi agencies, who tell us the first picture of Tiger could have scored them more than $1,000,000 in worldwide distribution profits.
But when the image was released through Getty Images -- a non-paparazzi, subscription-based photo agency -- the value of the photo plummeted ... as most major media outlets got the pic essentially for free as part of their deal with Getty.
FYI -- Just 24 days before the shot was taken, Getty had announced a "multi-year" deal with the PGA, in which both sides touted the move as a "strategic partnership." Turns out, they were right.
We called Getty for comment -- but they're on lockdown.
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Heidi Montag in 3DDD
Heidi Montag -- and all of her brand new refurbished parts -- managed not to melt while standing upright underneath the hot L.A. sun on Wednesday.
In case of an emergency, the 23-year-old may be used as a flotation device.
The hills are alive!
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Tiger Woods - Knock, Knock. Who's There? Elin
It seems Tiger Woods got a visit today from an old friend -- his wife, Elin Nordegren.
Take a look at the white Cadillac Escalade in the driveway of the family's home in Isleworth where we're told Tiger is now living. We're told Elin, who has rented a house nearby, took the Escalade to the house this morning and parked it in the driveway.
Interesting ... before driving over Elin dropped their daughter off at school, bought two cups of coffee at a nearby Starbucks and then went to Tiger's.
UPDATE: Elin's twin sister Josefin was seen riding with her on the way to Tiger's house.
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Jessica Simpson Checks Out Dane Cook ... Again
While rumored to have dated back in 2006, last night Jessica Simpson was seen leaving Dane Cook's "comedy" show at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood.
While Dane wasn't the ex who labeled her "sexual napalm," it's still a good bet Jess had a blast.
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Angelina Jolie Shows Off the Twins
The world was treated to a rare sighting of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's 19-month-old adorable twins, Vivienne and Knox, in Italy on Tuesday.
Brad, Angie, and their mini-mes were spotted taking a water taxi in Venice.
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Emma Roberts -- Parties Across the Pond
Thanks to bottle service and a lower legal drinking age than the U.S., teen star Emma Roberts let loose with friends at a Brit Awards after party in London on Tuesday.
The 19-year-old must also be celebrating how well her critically-panned romantic comedy "Valentine's Day" did at the box office.
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Gerard Butler: Pussycat Doll Got Your Tongue?
While celebrating Carnival in Rio on Tuesday, Gerard Butler was spotted hanging with Jennifer Aniston Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls.
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like her?
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'Jersey Shore' Washes Up at NY Fashion Week
Somebody alert Anna Wintour, because J-WOWW has gone rogue and fist pumped her way into NY Fashion Week.
Sportin' drag makeup and an Ed Hardy-esque tunic dress, the "Jersey Shore" style icon somehow managed to snag a front row seat at Kim Kardashian's bebe runway show in NYC on Tuesday.
The J-WOWW doesn't wear Prada.
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Mischa Barton -- That's How She Rolls
Mischa Barton was driving around aimlessly in her classic Cadillac yesterday in L.A., smoking some sort of roll-up.
Mischa -- who pled no contest to DUI in 2008 -- got sidelined after running out of gas.
As for what she was smoking ... no word yet from her rep.
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Zac & Vanessa's Make Out Session
In a rare public display of affection, Zac Efron gorged on girlfriend Vanessa Hudgen's face while in Australia on Tuesday.
The "High School Musical" lovers like to go down under.
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Brad & Angie Kid Around Italy
With four of their six ridiculously adorable kids in tow, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie roamed the streets of Venice, Italy like one big happy family on Tuesday.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Maddox, Pax, Shiloh and Zahara.
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Nicole Richie The Massive Engagement Ring
Either Nicole Richie's fingers are tiny -- or her brand new engagement ring is about 47 carats.
Richie revealed her enormous rock outside of David Letterman's studio yesterday, where she finally admitted that she's engaged to her baby daddy Joel Madden.
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous ...
Mariska Hargitay Goes Two-Pieces
"Law & Order: SVU" star Mariska Hargitay showed off her special swimsuit units while in St. Barth's this weekend.
Being Jayne Mansfield's daughter comes with a lot of perks.
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Britney vs. K-Fed -- Most Delicious Valentine
How's this for backwards: Britney Spears spent Valentine's Day at McDonald's, while Kevin Federline hit up high class steak joint Ruth's Chris.
It would've made more sense if they both went to Arby's.
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Conan O'Brien Sports Unemployment Beard
Conan O'Brien is using his newfound free time (and $32.5 million NBC settlement money) to take his family to Hawaii this weekend.
Now if only he would use some of that scratch to buy a razor.
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