The Same Old Situation
Once again "Jersey Shore's" The Situation did the only thing he seems to know how to do, besides workout, tan and pick up skanks: Show off his overexposed hairless abs.
The 27-year-old did his tired routine at a Suger Factory event in Vegas this weekend.
Time to cancel this Situation comedy?
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John Mayer Uses His Head ... Not the Racist One
John Mayer didn't say one word about his racist penis this weekend -- in fact, the singer didn't say one word about anything.
After all of last week's drama -- and his subsequent teary-eyed explanation -- Mayer kept his head down and his mouth shut as he waded through a sea of paparazzi on his way out of his hotel in Canada.
As for the penis -- no comment from Lil' David Duke either.
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Heidi Montag Is a Real Doll
Heidi Montag maneuvered her reassembled parts into a sexy(?) pose for cameras, who were inexplicably in her hotel room over Valentine's Day weekend.
So lifelike.
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Brad Pitt -- Beard Go Bye-Bye?
Brad Pitt stopped off at a skin treatment salon in Beverly Hills on Saturday -- and if there is a God in heaven, they will make him shave off that ridiculous beard.
Please.
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Robert Pattinson: Boxers or Briefs?
All you Twihards who have wondered if Robert Pattinson wore boxers or briefs can finally rest assured ... RPattz is a boxer briefs man.
The 23-year-old vamp was spotted out in London with a man friend shopping for underwear.
No tighty whities or banana hammocks for this emo prince.
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Axl Rose -- Sweat Child O' Mine
Looking like the bastard love child of Mickey Rourke and Kathy Griffin, the drenched remains of Axl Rose performed at a NYC John Varvatos store -- which was formerly the legendary CBGB's -- last night.
The 48-year-old lead singer of what's left of Guns N' Roses is hotter than ever ... literally.
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Kevin Sorbo - Still a Greek God
While snorkeling in Hawaii on Wednesday, former "Hercules" star Kevin Sorbo showed off his super strength in the form of his ripped furry pecs and abs.
The 51-year-old should have no problem getting lei'd.
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Miranda Kerr Legs for Days
Here's supermodel Miranda Kerr in Australia on Thursday, without her lucky ass boyfriend Orlando Bloom.
Who wouldn't want to go down under with her?
Madonna & Jesus Luz Kiss & Make Up
Putting an end to the breakup rumors, Madonna and her 23-year-old boy toy lover Jesus Luz got back into the groove by mauling each other at a club in Rio on Wednesday.
The 51-year-old Queen of Pop really does suck.
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Gary Coleman Gets Carted Off
Two days after pleading guilty to domestic violence criminal mischief in Utah, former child star Gary Coleman arrived at LAX on Wednesday in a wheelchair.
The diminutive 42-year-old needed a lift.
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Britney Spears -- Maserati Test Ride
Britney Spears has to be the only person on the planet who test drives a Maserati by sitting in the passenger seat while someone else gets to have all the fun.
Britney and her bodyguard visited the Maserati dealership earlier today in Calabasas, CA -- where she was spotted riding shotgun in the car, which is worth well over $100,000.
Britney is such a driven person.
BTW: Britney is on a $500 a week allowance and can't buy the car without a judge's approval ... and we're pretty sure that's not how the judge rolls.
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Ivana Trump Has Gone Two-Pieces
Ivana Trump proved she was a golden girl by soaking her bikini-clad bronzed flesh in the waters off St. Barts on Monday.
The 60-year-old socialite knows how to keep it together.
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Alicia Keys Empire State of Behind
While sunbathing in Rio on Monday, Alicia Keys got her panties all up in a wad ... butt quickly remedied the situation.
The 29-year-old is everything she's cracked up to be.
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Beyonce Stomachs Herself in the Morning
Even with no makeup, a bed head weave and a sleepy face, Beyonce still looks better than you when she wakes up in the morning.
The 28-year-old pop diva greeted her fans from her hotel balcony in Rio on Monday.
No word when she'll get to greet her father's alleged illegitimate child.
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Drew Brees' Home A Shrine to a Saint
Ya think they like Drew Brees in New Orleans?
Saints fans have been rolling over to Drew's place in droves -- leaving signs, trinkets and flowers for the Super Bowl MVP.
No word on what they're leaving on the front doorstep at Peyton Manning's house ...
The Kendra Wilkinson Upset
After her husband Hank Baskett dropped the ball on a game-changing onside kick -- arguably blowing the Colts' shot at the Super Bowl -- new mom Kendra Wilkinson left the Super Bowl looking visibly upset.
We can't all be Kim Kardashian.