Tom Brady's Rebuilding Off-Season

Construction has begun on the nearly $12 million patch of dirt that will one day become Tom Brady and Gisele's Brentwood mega-mansion.

It's the house that the genetically blessed built.

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Miranda Kerr's ASSistant

Being a Victoria's Secret model is probably one of the best jobs in the world ... next to the person responsible for adjusting Miranda Kerr's bikini.

Working your way up from the bottom isn't always a bad thing.

Amber Rose Goes Medieval on Kanye West

At least she covered up her kibbles and bits this time.

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Tim Tebow Aborts His Shirt

Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow exercised his right to choose to show off his smooth and supple buff chest during a weigh-in for the Senior Bowl in Alabama on Monday.

The 22-year-old evangelical Christian will probably keep his man-nips covered when he stars in a very expensive pro-life commercial during the Super Bowl -- a spot that's creating all sorts of controversy.

What's not controversial -- Tebow is ripped.

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Brad Pitt's Beard Arrives Home

While reports swirled that he and Angelina Jolie were officially kaput, Brad Pitt's bushy beard arrived to his L.A. home safely on Sunday.

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As far as breaking up goes -- not by the hair of his chinny chin chin.

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Kindergarten Cop Watches Over Tiger Woods' Kid

While her daddy is off in hiding somewhere, Tiger Woods' daughter has someone new watching over her ... an off-duty police officer.

A source inside the Florida preschool/kindergarten where Tiger's daughter Sam attends tells TMZ they decided to hire an Orange County sheriff's officer after a number of "traffic incidents" occurred at the school following the news of Tiger's cheating scandal.

We're told the off-duty cop -- who costs $35 an hour -- was brought on by school officials to not only watch out for Sam ... but to also keep the school's children and families safe from the media circus surrounding Tiger's life.

So far, no Tiger Woods look-alikes have been spotted wandering around school property.

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Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom Hot & Cold

While you were at work on Monday, Orlando Bloom chilled at Sundance as his girlfriend Miranda Kerr frolicked in the waters off St. Bart's.

Don't feel so bad, it's not like they're gorgeous and rich too.

Sandra Bullock -- The Sunny Side of Parenting

Sandra Bullock spent some quality time with her step-daughter in Huntington Beach yesterday -- proving yet again that her "commitment" to 5-year-old Sunny James is rock solid.

Just last month, Bullock -- star of "The Blind Side" -- and her husband Jesse James were awarded full custody of Sunny after a nasty dispute with Jesse's ex, Janine Lindemulder.

Last year, Sandra had fired off a letter to the judge saying, "I know the term 'stepmother' carries many connotations, one of them being a 'glorified babysitter' ... My commitment and responsibility to Sunny ... goes beyond that."

It appears Bullock doesn't just talk the talk ...

Tiger Woods' Wife - Ensconced in Orlando

Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, went to what appears to be her favorite Thai restaurant in Orlando, Florida.

Elin was with one of her kids and a bodyguard.

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Post-Op Heidi Montag -- on All Fours

Caulked, spackled and freshly reupholstered "Hills" star Heidi Montag showed off her brand new swollen and bendable parts while practicing yoga poses in some sort of grassy field in L.A. this weekend.

The 23-year-old is a pro at downward facing dog.

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Whose Badonkadonk?

Can you guess who showed off their bikini-clad smooth bubble booty in Turks and Caicos this weekend?

Jennifer Hudson Bahama Mama

After performing at the Hope for Haiti telethon, new mom Jennifer Hudson and her jacked up wrestler fiance David Otunga let it be on the beach in the Bahamas this weekend.

No word if the 28-year-old Oscar winner is watching Fantasia Barrino's reality show.

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly On the Down Low

Camera shy lovebirds Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly left a hotel in the Bahamas smirking and with their heads down this weekend.

Unlike his Yankee teammates A-Rod and Mariano Rivera, Jeter didn't go topless ... this time.

Nicolas Cage -- Working Man

Nic Cage is back to work on a new movie in New Orleans, which is good considering he's got that $14 million tax debt hanging over his head.

Uncle Sam doesn't like to wait for his money.

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Amber Rose: I See London, I See France ...

Douchey rapper/fashionista Kanye West loves clothes -- his humanoid girlfriend Amber Rose ... not so much.

While leaving a runway show in Paris, the attention-seeking blonde showed off her gender by wearing a nude bodysuit underneath her elegantly crass shredded fabric dress thing.

"Yo, Amber. I'm really happy for you, but Rose McGowan's 1998 VMAs getup was the best worst see-through dress of all time."

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Britney Spears Has a Dick ... On Her T-Shirt

Britney Spears made her way to a rainy L.A. gym on Thursday without an umbrella and wearing a Richard Nixon t-shirt.

Hopefully, someone in her entourage let Brit know Tricky Dick was once the President of the United States.

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