Chris Brown -- Bloody Tasteless Photo
Chris Brown's publicist must have been sleeping -- because for some reason, the guy who's famous for beating up Rihanna didn't think twice about posing next to a guy who looks like he got his ass kicked.
The guy with the busted face is celeb designer Jean Paul Gaultier -- who was wearing make-up for a warrior-themed runway show ... but Chris Brown's unfortunate smiling face was 100% real.
No word on whether this violates the terms of Brown's probation.
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Taylor Momsen's Teen Mom
It's no surprise "Gossip Girl" star Taylor Momsen is often dressed inappropriately for a 16-year-old ... because her mother dresses younger than she does.
Decked out in Miley Cyrus shades, a Selena Gomez jacket, a Demi Lovato t-shirt, Dakota Fanning pants and a pair of Mary-Kate Olsen boots, Taylor's adult mother Collette accompanied her more matronly-attired teen spawn to the NYC set of her TV series on Wednesday.
Remember when you were embarrassed by your mom in high school?
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A-Rod: There's Other Fish in the Sea
While Madonna and Kate Hudson may have missed the boat, Alex Rodriguez set sail on a new adventure with a mystery lady friend in Miami on Wednesday.
No pressure lady -- but A-Rod's last chick got him a World Series title.
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Hayden's New Hero -- Wladimir Klitschko
After spending nearly three weeks in Miami together, "Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere finally got dropped off at the airport on Wednesday ... by her reported new boyfriend, Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko.
The 20-year-old redhead and the 33-year-old heavyweight champ are a knockout couple.
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Drea de Matteo Goes Two-Pieces
While in Hawaii on Wednesday, former "Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo hit a high note ... by showing off her bangin' body.
The 38-year-old mother of one has finally made up for "Joey."
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Anna Kournikova's Mom After Child Neglect Bust
One day after being arrested for child neglect, Anna Kournikova's mother Alla was spotted outside her Palm Beach home toting a purse.
Alla's five-year-old son -- who is Anna's half-brother -- fell out of a window on Tuesday after allegedly being left home alone.
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A New Sign Tiger Woods Is in Mississippi
The Mississippi sex rehab clinic where Tiger Woods is reportedly receiving treatment is taking extra precaution to protect the privacy of their patients -- by raising the fence to a height of 16 feet.
Jon Gosselin Cashes in on New Lady Friend
Decked out like a "Jersey Shore" reject, Jon Gosselin hit up an ATM while tooling around DC with new girlfriend Morgan Christie on Tuesday.
For once, Jon didn't use his kids to make bank.
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Prince William -- Armed & Dangerous
While in Australia on Wednesday, Prince William was caught holding a loaded weapon.
The 27-year-old is really gunning for the throne.
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Chris Brown -- If the Glove Fits, You Must ...
After pleading guilty to assaulting Rihanna last year, Chris Brown was spotted at a fashion show in Milan on Tuesday wearing long black leather gloves that only O.J. could love.
No word if Chris wore Bruno Magli shoes.
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Heidi Montag Version 3.0 -- Batteries Not Included
While propped up in L.A. on Monday, robotic "Hills" star Heidi Montag showed off the aftermath of willingly undergoing ten horrifying plastic surgery procedures in one day.
This is the second time the delusional 23-year-old has gone under the knife, having already had a nose job and a breast augmentation in 2007.
Unreal.
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Shauna Sand Takes Her Daughter to Work
Decked out in some sort of classy oversized furry bath mat coat, a demure crocheted see-through doily dress which exposed her bra and panties, and her exquisite signature Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper pumps, good mom of three Shauna Sand hit the streets with one of her daughters on Monday.
A mother's work is never done.
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Snooki -- The Cracked Out Makeout Session
"Jersey Shore's" resident adorable mess Snooki got a little mouth to mouth resuscitation while partying with some random dude at Greenhouse in NYC on Monday.
Snooks likes to take a bite out of the, er, Big Apple.
UPDATE: In a message straight to TMZ, Snookers just Tweeted "it was not a random brajole it was VINNYS COUSIN thanks. i keep it in the jerz shore fam no creepers allowed."
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Whitney Port Takes Her Hills to Miami
"The City's" Whitney Port celebrated the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday by soaking her lovely bones in the Miami sun on Monday.
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Paul McCartney -- Little Dead Corvette
Paul McCartney needed a little help from his friends ... particularly the ones with jumper cables -- after his car engine died during a hiking trip in Santa Monica this weekend.
Paul and his GF Nancy Shevell didn't exactly wait around for AAA -- we're told the pair was immediately whisked away by his waiting security team, while one of his assistants set up the jump and drove the car home.
Ah, the problems of the rich and famous.
Mel Gibson -- No Fake Drinkin' and Driving
After expertly deflecting Ricky Gervais' DUI joke during the Golden Globes, Mel Gibson took his baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, out for dinner and non-alcoholic drinks at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.
The strict Catholic procured the services of a chauffeur-driven limousine, just in case.