Brad & Angelina -- At the Kids' Table
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie almost ate as an entire family today -- gettin' most of their kids together for a cafe' break in NYC earlier today.
Brangie -- along with Zahara, Maddox, Shiloh and Pax -- got out of the cold at Cafe Metro ... a little place near Angelina's movie set.
No twins this time -- good thing they can afford a sitter.
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Kevin Jonas -- Post-Coitus
Happy honeymoon pal.
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Jon Gosselin -- Failed Used Car Salesman
The same day Jon Gosselin's divorce was finalized -- and he was hit with huge child support payments -- we've learned he tried (and failed) to pad his wallet by trading in his beloved BMW for a profit.
TMZ spoke to an employee at Auto Exchange USA in Lancaster, PA, who told us Jon showed up at the car lot on Friday and wanted to trade his 2005 BMW M3 for a 2008 Subaru STI (pictured above) PLUS around $4,000 in cash.
We're told Jon's car wasn't worth nearly as much as he thought it was -- so he ended up leaving the lot without ever making a trade.
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Brittany Murphy's Husband Returns Home
Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy's husband, was spotted returning home from the hospital this afternoon.
George Clooney's GF -- There She Goes Again
When you're George Clooney -- and your GF looks like this -- every day is like Christmas.
Just in case you forgot, her name is Elisabetta Canalis. She's in Mexico this weekend.
Feliz Navidad.
Tiger Woods' Mom Goes Loco
Kultida Woods, mother of Tiger Woods, took time out from trying to avoid stories about her son yesterday to hit up a local El Pollo Loco.
Clearly Tiger's mom also enjoys side dishes.
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Ryan Phillippe Broken Man
Ryan Phillippe is living proof that exercise can be really, really bad for you -- dude just broke his foot while running on a treadmill.
We're told Phllippe was running on his treadmill barefooted when he suffered a stress fracture on his left foot.
Phllippe -- pictured above in Los Angeles Thursday night -- has been sportin' a hip and trendy walking cast ever since.
Elin Nordegren's Sister Leaves the Country
Elin Nordegren's twin sister has moved out of Tiger Woods' Windermere mansion -- and is back home to London.
Josefin Lonnborg, who's a lawyer in the UK, was seen out lunching with a few work buddies yesterday.
Josefin and her mother had moved in with Elin after Tiger's "transgressions" first came to light.
Still no word on where Tiger is livin' these days.
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Your Sienna Miller Dating Update
Apparently she's back with Jude Law.
The two were spotted taking a carriage ride in Central Park the other day.
And that was your Sienna Miller Dating Update.
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Melanie Griffith: Bruise was from Cancer Surgery
There's a scary explanation for the bruise that appeared this week under Melanie Griffith's right eye -- the actress claims it was the result of a surgical procedure to remove early stages of skin cancer from her face.
But there's good news: Melanie's rep said the procedure was performed in time to prevent any further complications.
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Gloria Allred -- Porn Inspiration
Gloria Allred -- the civil rights lawyer who has been a force of nature for decades -- has now been officially immortalized ... as a porn star in a Tiger Woods XXX video.
The adult-activity Allred-alike will make her debut in a film entitled, "Tiger's Wood."
No word if Gloria becomes mistress #137.
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Sarah Palin: I'm No Mad Hatter!
Sarah Palin now says she meant no disrespect to Senator John McCain by blacking out his name on her visor, claiming she -- like Clark Kent with his clever disguise -- just wanted to go unnoticed.
Sarah told POLITCO, "I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way ... so much for trying to be incognito."
So Palin -- who wears many hats -- would have us believe A) the visor could transform her into an ordinary, anonymous soccer mom as she frolicked with her now-famous family in Hawaii and B) blacking out the name of the Presidential running mate whose campaign staff trashed her was an innocent gesture, devoid of motive.
Nice hat trick, Sarah.
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The Governator Is Working Hard ... on His Biceps
With the California unemployment rate at a record high, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger hit the gym in Copenhagen on Wednesday.
At least the 62-year-old is still able to pump up something.
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Todd Palin Goes Rogue with Message Tee
Taking a cue from Sarah Palin's McCain Visor-Gate, Todd Palin is now speaking his mind with the use of bad fashion too.
The failed Vice Presidential nominee's man-wife was spotted in President Barack Obama's birth state of Hawaii on Wednesday wearing an American flag t-shirt featuring the quote from country singer John Rich: "If you don't love America ... then why don't you get the hell out."
For once, the Palins are being very liberal ... with how they get their message across.
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Octomom Double Fists While Hitting the Bottle
Demonstrating exactly how not to carry two young babies around, a distracted Octomom, Nadya Suleman, toted two of her spawn down a flight of brick stairs yesterday ... and decided to do it wearing footwear commonly known as "slippers."
The mother-of-many really needs to get a grip.
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Jon Gosselin Plus .38
With his divorce to Kate almost final, Jon Gosselin got some target practice by firing a gun on his property in Pennsylvania Wednesday.
He's finally learning to shoot off something other than his mouth.