Miley Cyrus -- Speaking in Tongues
Miley Cyrus went to Paris last night ... and wound up in a French kiss.
Instead of eating a delicious Nutella crepe, the 17-year-old opted to stuff this mystery dude into her mouth instead.
And with that, Justin Gaston faded away even further into obscurity...
UPDATE: We're told the dude is Liam Hemsworth -- one of Miley's co-stars in some movie she's doin.
So the next question is -- is this kiss for real ... or for publicity?
The Victoria's Secret Model Is On the Left
Here's Alessandra Ambrosio strollin' in St. Barts with her boyfriend Jamie "Lucky Bastard" Mazur.
One of them gave birth last year.
We're just sayin' ... because we're extremely jealous.
Tiger Paparazzi -- From Air, Land and Sea
The paparazzi in Windermere, Florida have now gone aquatic.
A neighbor in Tiger Woods' development tells TMZ a flotilla of paparazzi set sail on a private lake with a singular mission -- catch a Tiger.
They were sitting at the back of Tiger's house yesterday -- in vain.
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Martha Stewart -- Enjoys the ol' In-N-Out
Martha Stewart knows more about fast food than you'd think -- because last night in Las Vegas, the world's greatest homemaker ordered an item off the legendary "secret" menu at a local In-N-Out burger.
We're told Martha ordered up an "Animal Style" combo -- which means the burger patty is cooked and fried with mustard ... then pickles are added, along with grilled onions and extra spread.
The combo also comes with fries and a drink.
Who's hungry?
Jessica Simpson - The Great Pumpkin Connection
With rumors swirling that they are an item, Jessica Simpson put the final nail in the grunge rock coffin by being spotted leaving a NYC hotel the other day with former Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan.
No word if Jess is recording a pop country alternative album anytime soon.
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'Iron Chef' Flips Out
He may not have won "Dancing with the Stars," but "Iron Chef America" host Mark Dacascos has definitely got the moves.
The ripped 45-year-old martial artist showed off his backflips -- and ripped six pack -- while hiking in Hollywood this weekend.
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Barbra Streisand -- Focker Again
With her naturally curly locks in full display and draped in all black, Barbra Streisand got into character to reprise her role as Ben Stiller's mom in "Little Fockers" in Pasadena this weekend.
The 67-year-old has good faces.
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One Tiger Woods Alleged Mistress a Real Swinger
Tiger Woods has a growing number of alleged mistresses, but 26-year-old Jamie Junger may have the most in common with Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren -- they both apparently know how to swing a club.
Here's a gallery of Jamie modeling for CaddyChicks.com back in 2006.
Tiger Woods Alleged Mistress Oh, The Irony!!!
Before she inserted herself into the Tiger drama, Jaimee Grubbs inserted herself into a Tiger costume.
Back in 2005, Grubbs hit up a friend's Halloween party sporting the stripes, the ears, and of course, the ... tail.
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Tiger Woods Scandal - Good For Business
Tiger Woods is proving way more effective than President Obama in reinvigorating the real estate market.
The baronial beneficiary of the Tiger Woods saga -- the owner of an 11,229 sq. ft., 5 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom house around the bend from the golfer's mansion in Windermere, FL.
The realtor who listed the $9.8 million estate tells TMZ there's been a lot more action on the house in the past week.
A word of advice for prospective buyers -- don't invest in expensive perimeter shrubs.
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Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress Kills
Tiger Woods' alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs couldn't have said it better than Ed Hardy.
Here Jaimee is ... partying it up in Calabasas, CA.
Brangelina -- Who's Got the Upper Hand?!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie displayed a little PDA on the way out of the "Invictus" premiere in Beverly Hills the other night -- but the big question: Who's really in control of the grasp?
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Miley Cyrus Tried to Underage Party in the U.S.A
Miley Cyrus doesn't hear the word "no" very often -- but TMZ has learned that's exactly what she heard when she tried to get into a club in Miami Beach Wednesday night.
We spoke to multiple people connected to the 21-and-over Club LIV at the Fontainebleau hotel -- including a manager, an owner and a rep -- who all told us Miley and her posse showed up to party at the hotspot like they were adults.
They all told us Miley was turned away at the door because she obviously didn't meet the age requirement ... despite the fact that she has the voice of an 81-year-old chain smoker.
Miley's rep tells us this didn't happen ... even though it wouldn't be the 17-year-old singer's first time at a bar.
The photo of Miley we used for this post is of her leaving the Fontainebleau hotel on Thursday.
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Britney Spears Lights Up ... Her House
Now that her arm dancing and lip-synching world tour is over, Britney Spears is getting into the holiday mood by decorating her home in Calabasas.
There's nothing like Christmas lights ... when it comes to raising your carbon footprint.
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Rihanna Gets Nip Slipped a Mickey
While on the set of her latest video outside L.A. the other day, Rihanna wore her favorite Mickey Mouse ears helmet and unknowingly flashed one of her weapons.
RiR's bullet bra proved she's armed and scandalous.
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Polanski -- Roman Around Switzerland
Rich enough to buy his way out of the slammer, Roman Polanski was driven to his 19,000 sq. ft. Swiss Chalet today, where he'll be under house arrest thanks to a $4.5 million bail payment.
Honk if you think he should be extradited.