Hands Off, Maria Shriver!

Maria Maria, cell phone cheatah! It appears Maria Shriver broke the law prohibiting driving under the influence of a cell phone -- a law her hubby supported and signed into law last year.

Kaleefornia Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently can't lay down the law in his own home. Maria was photographed twice driving her car while holding her cell phone -- most recently last Sunday in Los Angeles.

Had Shriver been busted, she would have owed the bankrupt state of California $20 plus fees for the first offense ... $50 plus fees for the second. BTW, we need every dime we can get.

We called the Guv's office and Maria's rep yesterday -- radio silence.

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'X-Men' Star's Dog -- Breakin' the Law

Famke Jannsen -- who played Dr. Jean Grey in "X-Men" -- is responsible for a New York restaurant breaking the law ... and she can thank her furry little friend for helping her do it.

According to New York City Health Code, it's illegal to bring a dog into a restaurant -- including the patio, if food is being served -- but Famke was snapped sharing an intimate meal with her canine at Il Sole on Sunday anyway.

We spoke to the owner of Il Sole, who told us she wasn't aware Famke was there with her pooch -- or she wouldn't have let it happen.

The only exception to the law is if the dog is specially trained -- such as a seeing eye dog -- but we're pretty sure Famke doesn't need one of those ... despite the giant black sunglasses.

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Name That Furrowed Joint!

Can you guess whose loose and sexy knee sauntered through New York City yesterday?

'Mad Men' Star & Hubby: Jack White & Wife 2.0

Here's "Mad Men" star Christina Hendricks and her new husband Geoffrey Arend at their wedding in NYC this weekend (top) -- and White Stripes front man Jack White and his wife of four years, model Karen Elson, in NYC earlier this year (bottom).

Both are interesting couples.

We're just sayin'.

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Conrad Murray's Car in LA -- Is The Doc Driving?

TMZ obtained a photo of Dr. Conrad Murray's car -- the same one that was towed away from Michael Jackson's house the day MJ died -- speeding down the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles on Saturday.

We've confirmed it's the same car -- and the agency that shot the photo insists it's the good doc behind the wheel.

Dr. Murray's rep tells us Murray was NOT driving.

When you look closely at the pic and compare it to Murray's most recent appearance, there are similarities and differences. What do you think?

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Lohan & Gosselin: Father Knows Worst

There was a d-bag dad summit in Pennsylvania this weekend, as Michael Lohan paid Jon Gosselin a visit.

Topics covered during the momentous meeting included: alienating your children, fame-whoring your way to the bottom and how to bad mouth your ex and come out looking worse.

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Holly Madison Handles the Nozzle

It was a happy Oktoberfest for all at the Hofbrauhaus in Vegas this weekend ... especially for the keg.

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Brooke & Max -- Reunited and It Feels So Good

Brooke Burns took her newly re-found dog Max for a walk around the neighborhood yesterday.

Brooke's dog went missing last week, but was returned on Friday after it was found by Brooke's groomer's client's neighbor.

Some stories do have a happy ending.

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Daddy, Is That You?

After a moment of uncertainty, one of Jon Gosselin's daughters finally concluded that the man in front of her was in fact her father.

Or, as her mother calls him, "That bastard."

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The Return of the Hoff

David Hasselhoff is indestructible.

Despite reports The Hoff was hospitalized during his stay in London after a week-long bender that ended with him allegedly punching out a doctor, he was seen at Heathrow Airport this morning looking as fresh as the day he was born.

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When we got him arriving later at LAX, we tried to ask all about his trip, but all we got was that devilish grin and a sly, "It's allllllll good."

How does he do it?

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Kanye West Finally Plays Ball

Kanye West was spotted leaving a gym in Los Angeles after playing basketball wi--

--hold up a sec. Yo TMZ, I'm really happy for Kanye West, but that video of Miley Cyrus you have up is the best rap video about Twitter done by a white girl of all-time. OF ALL-TIME!!!

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Megan Fox's Canine -- Sick as a Dog

Megan Fox doesn't have swine flu, but her adorable little doggy does have pneumonia.

After bringing her pup to get checked out yesterday, Studio City Hospital tells us Megan's dog was diagnosed with pneumonia and is currently on antibiotics. But there's good news -- we're told things are getting better for Fox's best friend ... the dog is eating and drinking again.

The world's luckiest pup should be back in Megan's lap in no time.

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Tom Cruise -- Leap of Faith

Tom Cruise has finally moved on from his couch-jumping days -- now the 47-year-old daredevil is leaping onto moving cars.

Tom manned up and took the crazy plunge for a movie he's filming in Boston yesterday.

Now this is some real risky business.

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Alessandra Ambrosio What a Babe!

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is the definition of hot mama.

The 28-year-old Victoria's Secret stunner showed off her super adorable one-year-old daughter Anja in Miami on Thursday.

Looks like Anja will someday learn how to walk ... a runway too.

Katy Perry & Russell Brand's Grave Situation

Hipster lovers Katy Perry and Russell Brand went on a date to a cemetery in Paris yesterday ... to see Jim Morrison's grave.

The plot thickens with these two.

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Joe Jonas Gets Tanked

Showing off his pure evangelical Christian dandy boy band muscles, Joe Jonas hit a Jewish Community Center gym in Toronto on Thursday.

Mazel tov!

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