K-Fed Becomes Dan Conner?
Here's an unpregnant Kevin Federline at a recent event (left) -- and John Goodman on a movie set earlier this week (right).
Only one made a career out of playing a loving husband and father.
We're just sayin'.
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See Jon Shop a Script!!!
In case you had any doubt that Jon Gosselin was thinking of moving on to greener ($$$$) pastures, take a look at this photo of Jonnie boy with Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael -- wheeling and dealing for a new reality show.
As we first reported, Jon was talking to producers about a new show featuring celebrity divorced dads. Look at the picture -- featuring Lohan's fiancee holding a paper with the title "Divorced Dads Club." Also in the pic -- Mike Heller (sunglasses -- he manages Lindsay). The guy in the black T-shirt behind Jon is Charlie Walk from Endemol -- the production company that is developing the project. We don't know who the dude on the right is.
A rep from Endemol tells us Jon came to them but it was established he couldn't do the show because of his commitment to TLC and "Jon & Kate Plus 8." Endemol says the show is still a go despite Jon's absence.
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Morgan Freeman Is the New Shia LaBeouf
A year after flipping his car in Mississippi, Morgan Freeman rocked a therapeutic glove on his still injured hand on Tuesday.
The 72-year-old is doing his best to keep up with young Hollywood.
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Santa Monica Gets Mohr-Cox
Jay Mohr, 38, and wife Nikki Cox, 31, seem to be enjoying all the extras that come with marriage as they took one of their walks in Santa Monica yesterday.
Both Jay and Nikki are SAG members.
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Kanye's Girlfriend -- Butt Flossin'
Kanye West's girlfriend is a straight G -- as in G-string -- as in ... holy crap, that's the tiniest bikini bottom ever made.
Kanye, Amber Rose and a piece of strategically placed orange thread soaked up the sun by a pool in Miami Beach yesterday.
"It's amazing."
Cam Gigandet -- Hold Me, Daddy!
Adorable "Twilight" star Cam Gigandet showed off his adorable four-month-old daughter in adorable L.A. yesterday.
The 27-year-old proves you are never too young to be an adorable DILF.
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Adam Lambert -- This Is How He Rolls
With his Rihanna pompadour weave, Escalade windshield aviators, Ed Hardy -adjacent t-shirt (with one sleeve rolled up) and Tony Soprano-approved man-bracelet, "American Idol" winner runner-up Adam Lambert hit up a Subway restaurant in NYC on Monday.
No word if he chose a 6 inch or a foot long.
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Madonna Punishes the Ocean with her Shoulders
Wearing her self-titled team uniform/bathing suit, Madonna continued celebrating her 51st birthday by taking her jack-diesel shoulders for a dip off a boat in Italy yesterday.
Madge's Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz watched to make sure her buff, veiny arms stayed afloat.
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'Mad Men' Star -- Hung Out to Dry
Whether in her "Mad Men" '60s garb or modern day top and jeans, Christina Hendricks' curves are intoxicating.
Don't tell the gals in the office secretarial pool, but watching the 34-year-old buxom redhead pick up her dry cleaning will make anyone want to have a drink ... and a smoke.
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Anna Nicole's People -- She's No $25 Escort!
She died in 2007 -- but suddenly it appears Anna Nicole Smith is available to hire as a $25 hooker ... and the people who run Anna's estate are pissed!!!!
Some Las Vegas escort service is handing out flyers advertising a $25 romp next to a photo of a woman named Mandy -- problem is, Mandy is really Anna ... and unless we're unaware of some crazy reanimation thing -- the escort service is totally breaking the law.
Obviously, Anna's people are furious -- Ron Rale, the lawyer for her estate tells us, "Nobody is authorized to use Anna Nicole's image, name or likeness without the appropriate consent from her estate. We will immediately look into this."
And Larry Birkhead ain't too happy either, telling us, "This is highly inappropriate. This is going to be the most expensive trick this company has ever tried to pull. It's definitely going to be worth more than $25 when it's all said and done. It's disrespectful."
Oh, Mandy.
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Purple Reign -- Britney's Bikini Parade Rolls On
Another day, another two piece.
Britney Spears continued showing off her summer bod at the Ritz Carlton pool in Marina Del Rey yesterday afternoon.
Anyone got a problem with it?
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Ben Harper Takes a Stand
Singer Ben Harper showed off his stand up paddle surfing skills -- and his tatted up bod -- in Hawaii this weekend.
The 39-year-old Mr. Laura Dern really knows how to work the pole.
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Ryan Seacrest Gets a Lift
There's no stopping Ryan Seacrest as he continues to reach new heights ... with the help of a box.
The diminutive 34-year-old's on-air TV secret was exposed while filming a segment in Boston this weekend.
Apparently, Paula Abdul isn't the only "American Idol" staffer to get the short end of the stick.
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Leonardo DiCaprio -- Three Chicks, One Night
Leonardo DiCaprio interviewed a handful of females in his standard 9.95 - 10.00 range while at a club in Saint-Tropez, France on Friday to see who would land the coveted spot as his next girlfriend/future Sports Illustrated cover model.
No word if one -- or more -- of the hotties took the bait.
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More Britney, Different Bikini
Britney Spears continued to show off the revamped bikini body in L.A. yesterday -- throwing on a 2-piece turquoise bathing suit at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey.
...which begs the question: Is it possible for a weave to get sun damaged? Seriously, we have no idea.
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Britney Spears Goes Two-Pieces
Reassembled pop princess Britney Spears showed off her Circus tour body at a pool in Los Angeles yesterday.
Neon pink -- and a good conservatorship -- really brings out the best in her.