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Jack Nicholson Sleeps Around ... Town
Vacationing can be exhausting.
Jack Nicholson took a break from dancing, smoking in the water and flashing his moobs to nap on a plot of grass on the sidewalk in France today.
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Ric Ocasek to Supermodel Wife -- Can't Top That
There is someone thinner than a supermodel ... her pale, emaciated rock star husband.
Sexy former "America's Next Top Model" judge Paulina Porizkova, 44, and the remains of her sallow Cars frontman husband Ric Ocasek, 60, went topless on the beach in St. Barts on Monday.
Paulina and Ric have been married for 20 years. That's love.
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A Tiny Horse Is a Horse, Of Course, Of Course
That's not a stuffed animal, it's Koda -- Australia's smallest horse.
The American miniature dwarf horse stands less than two feet tall, weighs around 77 pounds, and despite many health problems recently made it to his first birthday.
Verne Troyer can finally go horseback riding.
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A Hot Monk
Famous for being gorgeous, Sophie Monk soaked her supple skin in Malibu this weekend.
Since breaking up with Benji Madden last year, the 29-year-old has really gone two-pieces.
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Jamie Lynn & Baby Get Gas
Following in the footsteps of her conservatorship wonder big sister, unwed teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears took her baby to a gas station this weekend.
But unlike Britney, the 18-year-old wears shoes on her visits.
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Kelis Brings Her Boy to the Yard
After giving birth nearly three weeks ago, pink weaved new mom Kelis was spotted out with her son, Knight Jones, in NYC this weekend.
Last month, a judge ruled Kelis' estranged husband Nas must pay her $55,000 a month in spousal and child support -- which Kelis probably used to buy her nearly $1,000 stroller.
Money well spent.
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Bruce Springsteen Shorn in the USA
Bruce Springsteen proved he's still The Boss -- flashing his shirtless, hairless buff chest in Italy this weekend.
With his fit body, the 59-year-old is definitely born to run.
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Spotted: Chace Crawford Kissing 'Twilight' Star!?
This one came outta nowhere -- cameras catching "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford in a full-on eyes-closed make-out session with "Twilight" star Ashley Greene earlier this morning!
The two were spotted in the backseat lip-lock while Chace was dropping Ashley off at LAX.
We're told the couple has been spotted together "quite often" recently, but no one suspected that they were more than just "good friends" ... until now.
XOXO
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Kathy Griffin: Life on the Teen Baby Daddy List
Levi Johnston -- the 19-year-old kid who knocked up failed former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's teen daughter -- hit the town with cougarlicious Kathy Griffin last night in L.A.
The 48-year-old "D-List" star took the young father to low key spots like the "Teen Choice Awards" and Katsuya.
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Garner & Garber Take a Trip
He may have played her father on "Alias," but Victor Garber has officially fallen for Jennifer Garner ... literally.
While on a hike in L.A. yesterday, the 60-year-old bit it big time by tumbling and eating dirt.
Luckily, Jen was there to help Vic handle this giant misstep.
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The Hills Have Thighs
It's Kristin Cavallari!!!
This weekend, "The Hills" star took time off from her job -- carelessly gallivanting around around the city in front of cameras -- to carelessly gallivant around the beach ... in front of cameras.
Rough work being a reality star...
Mel Gibson Enjoys Dinner
Murse in hand, grin on his face, shirt a little unbuttoned ... what exactly did Mel Gibson do at Nobu last night?
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Shaq Gets Slammed by Kobe
Shaquille O'Neal returned to his car -- after enjoying a fine meal at Subway -- to find a magazine with Kobe Bryant on the cover stuck to his windshield.
Feud's over people, move on.
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The Governator Visits Eunice Kennedy Shriver
California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver visited Eunice Kennedy Shriver at Cape Cod Hospital in Massachusetts yesterday.
Shriver, the sister of John F. Kennedy, is in critical condition after a series of strokes.
Denzel: I Now Prounounce You Star Struck
This newlywed couple will never forget their wedding ... because it was the day they met Denzel Washington.
While vacationing in Italy, the 54-year-old two-time Oscar winner noticed the bride and groom and congratulated them on their big day.
Chances are their wedding night won't be nearly as exciting as an A-list celeb sighting.