Naomi Campbell -- Pocahotmess
One-upping alleged "1/16th Indian" Jessica Simpson, temperamental supermodel Naomi Campbell went to dinner with her boyfriend dressed in some sort of Native American getup in Italy last night.
At times, the 39-year-old catwalk diva goes by the name Dances with Phones.
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Britney -- You Want a Two Piece Of Me?
With her reblondered weave firmly in place, Britney Spears showed off her bangin' bikini body poolside in Marina Del Rey yesterday afternoon.
Conservatorships do a body good.
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R-Patz Leaves Kristen Stewart
With his greasy mane safely tucked inside a baseball cap, Robert Pattinson made a getaway from Kristen Stewart's house in his convertible green Porsche on Thursday.
The ride is an upgrade from his the busted up 1989 BMW he used to drive -- a car he couldn't keep track of and even joked about losing.
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Great Dane!
Eric Dane showed off his "Anatomy" while playing around with the pigskin yesterday in Malibu.
One McSteamy with a side of fries, please.
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Jason Statham: Man Over Washboard
It's a good thing action star Jason Statham likes to do his own stunts, because he definitely doesn't need a body double.
The 36-year-old buff beauty went topless on a yacht in Italy.
That's amore!
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'Stone Cold' Steve Austin Bags it Up
A domesticated "Stone Cold" Steve Austin wrestled with groceries on Wednesday.
The four bags were no match for the jacked 44-year-old former WWE star.
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How Rich People Watch Football in the Rain...
The one and only Snoop Dogg brought his executive umbrella assistant to catch the Baltimore Ravens football practice yesterday.
For the record, Snoop is a self-proclaimed HUGE Pittsburgh Steelers fan -- so what the hell is he doing supporting their arch-rivals!?!
Is Snoop undercover? Is he secretly obtaining information for his beloved Steel Curtain? Or is he simply there to support his pal Ray Lewis?
We smell a traitor!!!!
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Aww, Sookie, Sookie -- Paquin Puts a Ring on It
Newly engaged to her "True Blood" co-star Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin -- aka Sookie Stackhouse -- showed off her ring in L.A on Thursday.
The couple has not revealed when they will officially become vampire and wife.
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Mischa Barton -- Workin' Out Her Issues
After being taken by police from her home and admitted into a hospital for undisclosed reasons three weeks ago, embattled actress Mischa Barton is on the healthy bandwagon and left a NYC gym yesterday.
There's nothing like the high from a great workout.
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Lindsay Lohan Is a Mister
Looking like an extra from "Chicago," Lindsay Lohan used a spray bottle on photographers as she left Hollywood hot spot Bardot last night.
Plant misters -- and pants: never leave home without 'em.
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DiCaprio Spots DiBoobies
The topless chick happened to catch the eye of Leonardo DiCaprio in Ibiza yesterday -- and if track records mean anything, we all know what happened next...
He may have split with Bar Refaeli, but this trip proved there's plenty of other hot, topless fish in the sea.
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The Dalai Lama -- I Did Inhale
He may not be in the VIP room of a trendy Hollywood club, but the Dalai Lama still likes to snort stuff up his nose every now and then.
As far as spiritual leaders go, you can't get much higher than the Dalai.
For the record, his holiness was only trying to protect himself from illness -- 'cause even a Lama can catch the swine flu.
Jack Nicholson -- Something's Gotta Give
Jack Nicholson enjoyed a dance with a young woman in his target age demographic at a party in France over the weekend.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Jacko's Kids Get Booked
Michael Jackson's sons Michael Jr. (in red) and Prince Michael (in blue) and their entourage were spotted going to an L.A. bookstore this weekend.
On Monday, a judge named Katherine Jackson permanent guardian of all three of Michael's children.
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Jack Nicholson -- Aqua Lung
Jack Nicholson has perfected a swimming move even Michael Phelps won't try ... the 50 meter backsmoke.
The 72-year-old enjoyed a cig, while floating in the waters off France this weekend.
Who needs a flotation device, when you got a cancer stick?
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Twice Your Age -- Twice as Hot?!
There was a bikini war in Malibu this weekend between 45-year old Nicollette Sheridan (left) and 22-year-old Kristin Cavallari (right).
In this battle, there is no loser.