Gerard Butler Pulls Out an Ugly Truth
While his new movie hit box office gold, Gerard Butler enjoyed a leisurely lunch in the West Village this weekend.
No word which role he'll pick next.
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Madonna's Gruesome Twosome
After dining with boytoy Jesus Luz in London yesterday, Madonna flashed her grotesquely sexy 50-year-old appendages.
Nothing says aging gracefully like an overly worked out pair of monstrously sculpted and bloodcurdling veiny corpse arms.
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Lance Armstrong's Trophy Boy
Lance Armstrong may have come in third at this year's Tour de France, but the real grand prize is his adorable newborn son with girlfriend Anna Hansen.
Lance's baby mama showed off little Maxwell Edward in Paris this weekend -- who even wore his daddy's signature colors on his tiny little shoes.
NapStrong.
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Lights, Camera, OctoShow!!!
While her 14 kids wait for court permission to do a reality TV show, OctoMom stole the spotlight all by herself this weekend -- recording some solo shots near her new house in La Habra, Ca.
Just 24 hours before cameras were rolling, Nadya Suleman filed court documents in L.A. County Superior Court, asking the judge to allow her kids to work ... for basically peanuts.
If granted, the kids will make a reported $250k over the next three years -- less than $6,000 a year each -- less than $17 a day.
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Miranda's Kerrves Supermodel Goes Topless
This happened somewhere in The Caribbean this weekend ... can't focus ... qdi;vuh...
Gretchen Rossi Takes Eye Off the Ball
Gretchen Rossi from "Real Housewives of Orange County" shamelessly hunts for the camera lens in Malibu yesterday, even as a tetherball swings dangerously close to what may or may not be her original parts.
Kate Gosselin's Rumble on the Jungle
Here's something to be thankful for ... Kate Gosselin monkeying around and not getting pregnant.
Jennifer Lopez -- What Was Your First Clue?
Knock her over with a feather. Jennifer Lopez was stunned by hubby Marc Anthony's handiwork -- a surprise 40th birthday party for her last night in NYC. But here's the thing ... did Ms. Oblivious realize something was up when she noticed 47th Street was shut down?
Leah Remini, Liza Minnelli and Ricky Martin were among the crowd singing happy BD.
Two Men Walk into a Bar ...
These guys wanted to go to the hottest Bar in town ... and boy did they find it.
Bar Refaeli partied in the VIP room of a club in St. Tropez and instantly made all other women invisible.
The Ugly Truth: None of you have a chance in hell with her.
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Nicole & Ellen: Shop 'til They Drop
Nicole Richie and Ellen Pompeo baby bumped into each other at a children's store in Sherman Oaks yesterday.
Pregnant celeb express line ... third trimester items or less only.
Adrian Grenier -- Happy Trails to You!
It's nice to see an actor not buy into the whole Hollywood gym & manscaping culture.
Adrian Grenier showed off his unworked out body and hairy backside in Miami yesterday.
The 33-year-old actor is a huge A-list star ... on "Entourage."
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Fergie -- Hooters Girl?
Wearing what looks like a Boca Raton owl yesterday, Fergie Ferg showed off her black eyed 36Cs.*
Her hills have eyes!
* -- this according to a non-scientific Google search.
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Jennifer Connelly Goes Two-Pieces
Jennifer Connelly, 38, tanned her hide while on vacation with her family in Bora Bora.
The mother of two lent her voice to the upcoming animated flick "9" -- but that body is definitely a 10.
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Beyonce's Sister's Hair -- Oh Knowles She Didn't!
Beyonce's sister finally found a way to set herself apart from her more famous family member -- she's the Knowles with the shaved head now.
She must have been sick of Beyonce getting all the good buzz.
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Jon Gosselin Plus Date -- a Lohan!!
Jon Gosselin's GF Hailey Glassman may be trouble, but she's nothing compared to his date last night in the Hamptons -- Michael Lohan.
The Ugly Truth: Nothing like two guys bonding over the exploitation of their kids.
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Mickey Rourke -- Jesus Is My Homeboy
Reassembled actor Mickey Rourke had a religious experience last night in London when he literally found Jesus.
Isn't he just divine?
