Justin Bieber's alleged baby mama sent a text Wednesday to a friend, begging him to erase an incriminating text in which her mom says someone OTHER than Justin Bieber is the baby daddy, and then promising to give him a cut of the action when she scores a payday.

The person to whom Mariah Yeater sent the text asked us to blur his name -- we'll call him John. He has been in touch with Yeater regularly ... even before the baby was born on July 6.

In the text, Yeater pleads for John to "ERASE ALL MESSAGES from my mom." The text goes on to say that her mom sent John messages in the past, stating that baby Tristyn was fathered by Robbie -- an ex-boyfriend.

She then goes on to talk about giving John money if he cooperates: "Ill kick u when we get paid."

All of her texts end with Mariah Laci-- Laci is Mariah's middle name.

And TMZ has seen many other texts between Mariah and John. In one text, Mariah writes, "[John], would you please stress to Robbie how important it is for him to be in his son's life?.." Apparently, Mariah forgot about this text, because she didn't ask John to erase it.

John tells us he's already shared this information with Howard Weitzman, Justin Bieber's lawyer.

Weitzman tells TMZ, "This information proves Mariah Yeater fabricated the story. Our independent investigation indicates Ms. Yeater never met Justin, she has consistently identified another man as the child's father, and Ms. Yeater and her co-conspirators hatched this scheme in order to extort money from him and to sell her story to the media."

Weitzman adds, "There have been no settlement discussions and there never will be."

The pictures tell the story ... President Obama's uncle, wheeling and dealing behind a liquor store counter. So there's no doubt, he's still dodging the deportation bullet ... at least for now.

Onyango Obama was busted for DUI August 24th in Framingham, Massachusetts ...after almost smashing into a cop car. Immigration officials learned about the arrest, and then discovered the 67-year-old was in the U.S. illegally. In fact, Onyango was on the receiving end of a 1992 deportation order, but it was never enforced.

While Onyango challenges the deportation order, the pictures show ... he's making a living at the Conti Liquor Store.

He's due in court tomorrow for a hearing on the DUI charge.

Miley Cyrus slammed weight critics this week on Twitter -- but she's hardly the first female star to face criticism over her body in public.

"I LOVE being shaped like a WOMAN & trust me ladies your man won't mind either," Miley said to all the haters who bashed her for having a fuller face (but still looking healthy, happy and, in our opinion, beautiful) in recent photos.

The young star is only the latest in a long line of women who have hit back at the critics head-on.

Demi Lovato, Adele, Jessica Simpson and more -- see who else has battled with haters.

Nick Cannon is one proud papa!

Mariah Carey's hubby took to his Twitter this morning to show off more photos of twins Moroccan and Monroe.

The two kids (A.K.A. Dem Babies) are seen reading (or at least pretending to), rocking the mic and relaxing with who we think is their mama on a big couch. Too cute!

Nick and Mariah welcomed the kids back in April.

From OG mustache kings like Tom Selleck & Burt Reynolds to wannabe scruffy hipsters like James Franco, the '70s porn stache craze has taken over Hollywood. Check out to see who looks good with facial bush and who should get an upper lip Brazilian.

Beyonce got married to Jay-Z back in April 2008 -- and now, more than three years later, we're finally seeing the dress!

The now-pregnant singer revealed her white wedding gown in the just-released music video for "I Was Here," which offers fans an behind-the-scenes look at Bey's life, going all the way back to her childhood.

As Knowles sings "I did, I've done, everything that I wanted and it was more than I thought it would be," the video flashes to her meeting President Barack Obama, winning Grammys, getting cozy with Jay-Z and, finally, the smiling bride in her dress.

The strapless gown with a huge train is pretty much what we'd expect from the superstar -- who loves to make a statement.

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

With the NBA lockout still going strong, there is one group of people who don't really seem to be affected by it ... the NBA PLAYERS!

Donna Douglas became famous for playing Elly May Clampett on the '60s TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies." Guess what she looks like now!

For most, black Friday is a day for mega savings at the store, getting away from your in-laws and fighting for parking spots -- but we thought we would celebrate another public nuisance... Rebecca Black!

Believe it or not, little Kelly Bundy – better known as the lovely Christina Applegate -- turns 40 today!

Click above to see which of your favorite stars are still looking mighty fine at 40. And yes ... all of the photos were taken this year!

Colors of the seasons change four times a year, but some of these famous faces change even more. From sunless skin tones to bronzed beauties, these celebrities try to find their best look.

Click through to see the variety of shades!

We told you all about the new Bond Girls for upcoming 007 film “Skyfall,” Naomie Harris and Berenice Marlohe -- so what better time to take a look back at the Bond Girls of yesteryear and find out whose looks held up ... and whose haven’t!

From Honey Rider to Pussy Galore, click the gallery above to see what Bond’s babes look like now!

We've turned this gorgeous star into a curious graph -- are you clever enough to guess the hunk through the squared constraints?

A ton of hard-bodied men and women have found love on "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" ... but, as we saw with Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez this week, it doesn't always last.

Can you believe that after 22 seasons on the air, only 2 couples who got engaged on the show are still together -- and both are from "The Bachelorette!"

See who made it last ... who made a valiant attempt to make it work ... and who called it quits a mere month or two after the show wrapped!

Nicholle Tom -- now 33 years old -- was spotted at a Los Angeles launch party looking practically perfect.

Nicholle's twin brother -- David Tom -- had reoccurring roles on both "All My Children" and "The Young and the Restless."

Roseanne Barr's ex-husband is demanding $75,000 for attorneys' fees, and another $100,000 for dragging him through a child custody battle -- and he claims that's a tiny fraction of her $42 MILLION fortune.

Ben Thomas filed legal docs today demanding that massive amount of money ... in the wake of their extended custody battle over their teenage son, Buck. The exes reached a settlement back in August -- but Thomas claims Roseanne's efforts to strip him of custody were only motivated by revenge ... hence the demand for $100K.

In the document, Thomas points out the $100,000 is a mere .002% of Roseanne's net worth of $42 million.

By the way, Thomas claims he earns $7,305 monthly ... compared to Roseanne's $211,667 per month.

From OG mustache kings like Tom Selleck & Burt Reynolds to wannabe scruffy hipsters like James Franco, the '70s porn stache craze has taken over Hollywood. Check out to see who looks good with facial bush and who should get an upper lip Brazilian.

The black carpet premiere of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1" just wrapped, and we have all the photos of the red carpet.

Stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner got the crowds screaming. Plus, Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to have developed some major curves overnight!

The movie opens this Friday -- will YOU be there?

Kim Zolciak spent a staggering $58,000 on her wedding dress -- and now we're getting our first shot of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star wearing it!

The reality star posted the first pic from her wedding day with new hubby Kroy Biermann on her Twitter, with the message "Our wedding photo!!!!! The best day of my life!!!!"

The gown was actually from a website called PreownedWeddingDresses.com, where people can buy used dresses.

Kim's Baracci stunner was covered in Swarovski crystals, pearl beads and platinum coated thread.

What do you think of the gown, keeping in mind she planned the whole wedding in just a month?

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas!

Snooki got a permanent memento of her Sin City trip over the weekend, in the form of fresh ink!

A few months ago, we showed you Snooki's heart and crown arm tattoo. On Saturday, the "Jersey Shore" star made it even bigger. "I added to my crown! Shooting zebra and leopard stars," she tweeted on Saturday.

Snooki capped off her trip with an early 24th birthday celebration at LAX nightclub. She wore a sexy sleeveless mini to show her svelte new figure and body art.

You may have to grab your glasses and pay extra special attention. These tricky photos aren't quite what they seem!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photo!**

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

With the NBA lockout still going strong, there is one group of people who don't really seem to be affected by it ... the NBA PLAYERS!

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were together in Puerto Rico last week -- but we're told there's no reconciliation here ... it was was strictly business.

The ex-couple went to the Caribe Hilton in San Juan, according to the Puerto Rican website Primera Hora ... where they were filming their upcoming Latin talent competition show, "¡Q'Viva! The Chosen."

We're told they watched auditions last Tuesday night and seemed like they were having fun together.

The show is scheduled to air in the U.S. on Univision in early 2012.

From OG mustache kings like Tom Selleck & Burt Reynolds to wannabe scruffy hipsters like James Franco, the '70s porn stache craze has taken over Hollywood. Check out to see who looks good with facial bush and who should get an upper lip Brazilian.

The black carpet premiere of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1" just wrapped, and we have all the photos of the red carpet.

Stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner got the crowds screaming. Plus, Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to have developed some major curves overnight!

The movie opens this Friday -- will YOU be there?

Kim Zolciak spent a staggering $58,000 on her wedding dress -- and now we're getting our first shot of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star wearing it!

The reality star posted the first pic from her wedding day with new hubby Kroy Biermann on her Twitter, with the message "Our wedding photo!!!!! The best day of my life!!!!"

The gown was actually from a website called PreownedWeddingDresses.com, where people can buy used dresses.

Kim's Baracci stunner was covered in Swarovski crystals, pearl beads and platinum coated thread.

What do you think of the gown, keeping in mind she planned the whole wedding in just a month?

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas!

Snooki got a permanent memento of her Sin City trip over the weekend, in the form of fresh ink!

A few months ago, we showed you Snooki's heart and crown arm tattoo. On Saturday, the "Jersey Shore" star made it even bigger. "I added to my crown! Shooting zebra and leopard stars," she tweeted on Saturday.

Snooki capped off her trip with an early 24th birthday celebration at LAX nightclub. She wore a sexy sleeveless mini to show her svelte new figure and body art.

You may have to grab your glasses and pay extra special attention. These tricky photos aren't quite what they seem!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photo!**

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

With the NBA lockout still going strong, there is one group of people who don't really seem to be affected by it ... the NBA PLAYERS!

Julie Newmar is best known for her role as Catwoman on the '60s TV series, "Batman." Guess what she looks like now!

The gorgeous gals of Victoria's Secret hit the runway for the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on Wednesday night -- and the over-the-top show definitely didn't disappoint!

Featuring performances by Maroon 5, Nicki Minaj and Kanye West with Jay-Z, the show was packed with 38 models, 69 costume changes and one $2.5 million bra!

Check out all the hot shots -- plus some of the best Vicky's fashion show moments ever!

With the NBA lockout still going strong, there is one group of people who don't really seem to be affected by it ... the NBA PLAYERS!

Check out what these ballers have been doing to fill up all their basketball free lives.

Country met couture at the "45th Annual CMA Awards" in Nashville, Tennessee Wednesday night.

Host Carrie Underwood hit the red carpet in the first of her many outfits of the evening: a gold-sequined gown with cap sleeves. Soft, side-swept bangs completed her look.

Faith Hill arrived in a simple white column dress with minimal jewelry -- the only accessory she needed of the night was hunky husband Tim McGraw, who complemented his wife in basic black.

Meanwhile, one couldn't help but notice LeAnn Rimes and all her ruffles!

Yee-haw!

With temperatures only in the '50s in L.A. this weekend, it was up to gorgeous Rebecca Romijn to bring on the heat in her sexy two-piece bikini.

The 39-year-old mother of two braved the cool weather and showed off her smokin' hot body while on a photo shoot.

Jerry O'Connell is the luckiest man alive.

Just because Mariah Carey is a mom now doesn't mean she's going to stop flaunting her body.

Carey, who gave birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe six-months ago, debuted her post-baby bod as the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig -- where she flaunts her 70lb weight loss in a belly-baring tube top!

Mimi opened up about her weight loss yesterday on "The Rosie Show," saying she first dropped 40lbs. of just water and then, "When I started with the program, I lost at least 30 lbs. of weight that needed to be lost."

In the '50s, pinup model Noel Neill became famous for playing Lois Lane on the TV series and early movies " Superman." Guess what she looks like now!

With temperatures only in the '50s in L.A. this weekend, it was up to gorgeous Rebecca Romijn to bring on the heat in her sexy two-piece bikini.

The 39-year-old mother of two braved the cool weather and showed off her smokin' hot body while on a photo shoot.

Jerry O'Connell is the luckiest man alive.

The gang's all here!

Brad Pitt arrived in Japan today to promote "Moneyball" overseas -- and he didn't do it alone!

The superstar was spotted at Tokyo's Haneda Airport with his entire family, including Angelina Jolie, Vivienne, Knox, Pax, Shiloh, Maddox and Zahara. How cute is little Viv?!

One thing's for sure: These kids are some serious world travelers!

Hot leg alert!

Jennifer Lopez showed off her great gams in some high-slit gowns last night at the Glamour 2011 Women of the Year Awards in New York City!

Lopez looked beyond amazing in her Atelier Versace gown and peep toe Jimmy Choo heels at the event, where she nabbed the All Star Award.

Touching on her recent split from Marc Anthony, Lopez said " It's the women. Through the ups and the not so ups, that's the one thing that got me through," adding "My daughter Emme inspires me to be a better human being."

With the NBA lockout still going strong, there is one group of people who don't really seem to be affected by it ... the NBA PLAYERS!

Check out what these ballers have been doing to fill up all their basketball free lives.

A year before releasing the book that launched him to infamy -- "Kitchen Confidential" -- chef, author, and professional ramblin' man Anthony Bourdain let it all hang out while on vacation on St. Martin ... and TMZ has obtained the ballsy photos.

We spoke with Anthony ... who told us the pics were snapped by his now ex-wife Nancy in 1999 -- capturing Bourdain and his best bud/sous chef Steven Tempel in their element.

Anthony tells us, "I look good! Nice tan. As I haven't seen the photos without the star, I can only hope the water wasn't too cold that day."

No reservations.

Can you figure out what smiling star had the scramble treatment done?

The 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards went down Sunday night in Belfast -- and it was one wild show!

Justin Bieber hit the red carpet amid his alleged baby mama drama ... and while he and girlfriend Selena Gomez, who hosted the show, were spotted holding hands yesterday, the two did their EMA appearance solo.

Lady Gaga had a big night, taking home four awards while wearing a collection of out-there outfits -- including one where she looked like a giant trombone.

And while Gaga's clothes turned heads, so did one guy who wasn't wearing any! When Hayden Panettiere went on stage to present the Best Song award, a nude streaker ran up and went full frontal.

It seems like just yesterday ... actually, if you work here it seems more like 50 years ... but TMZ.com scrapped its way to the big 6.

With tens of thousands of stories under our belt, we're taking a moment to celebrate us -- and everyone in the office gets an omelet.

Catherine Bach -- and her short-shorts -- became famous for playing Daisy Duke on the '70s/'80s series "The Dukes of Hazzard." Guess what she looks like now!

Jessica Simpson finally announced her pregnancy to the world this week -- but she's not the only celeb with a baby growing inside her.There are over 25 knocked-up stars out in Hollywood these days.

Who are they? Find out above!

For Sale: The Oklahoma mansion where the Hanson bros grew up and recorded one of their albums.

The Deets: Custom recording studio, 6 bedrooms, 5 baths luxury pool and cabana house.

According to TulsaWorld.com, the Hanson family bought the place AFTER the band achieved "commercial success" ... but Zac, Isaac and Taylor basically grew up on the property.

The fam has since moved out of the home -- but whoever buys the pad will get to use the state of the art recording studio ... where Hanson recorded their 2010 album, "Shout It Out."

The property is going up for auction on November 10 -- but before you get all excited, check your bank account ... realtors are requiring a $50k deposit to place a bid.

Naomie Harris and Berenice Marlohe were officially named as the new Bond Girls today -- but what happened to past Bond arm candy like Honey Rider and Pussy Galore?

Check out the gallery above to see what Bond's babes look like now!

After attending a Halloween party together on Monday night, rumored lovebirds Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato were seen sucking face outside Wilmer's house on Tuesday.

The couple previously dated back in 2010, after Demi split from Joe Jonas.

At 31, Wilmer is 12 years older than 19-year-old Demi.

Selena Gomez and Amanda Seyfried showed that a hint of skin is definitely in while sporting sexy cut-out dresses on the red carpet this week!

Selena flaunted her figure in an asymmetrical silver minidress with a side cut-out at a charity event in L.A. on Tuesday night and Amanda rocked a similar look halfway around the world at the Berlin premiere of her film “In Time” on Wednesday.

These girls are just two of the celebs who have taken to the cut-out trend. Keira Knightley, Fergie and Lea Michele have all been spotted recently sporting the look.

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in jail, and the judge is holding her on a tight leash to make sure she completes her probation.

Lindsay admitted she violated her probation by not attending therapy sessions as required by the court and by getting kicked out of the Downtown Women's Center (click below to read Lindsay's shoddy progress report).

The judge now says ALL of Lindsay's community service must now be served at the L.A. County Morgue. And the judge gave Lindsay a tight structure on how she must complete the rest of her probation, and if she doesn't the judge will put a warrant out for her arrest and sentence her to an additional 270 days in jail.

As for the 30 days Lindsay is getting now -- the judge made it clear ... NO HOUSE ARREST.

The Sheriff's Dept. tells us Lindsay will serve 20% of the 30 days -- 6 days in jail.

Judge Stephanie Sautner gave Lindsay a strict schedule on completing the rest of her probation -- by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. And so on. Everything must be completed by March 29 -- or she goes directly to jail for 270 days.

The judge clearly thinks Lindsay needs a rigid structure to complete her sentence, and as the judge put it, Lindsay is holding the keys to the jail cell.

And the judge strongly suggested Lindsay stop tweeting about her experiences at the morgue.

At the end, Lindsay seemed happy, walking out of court saying, "Thank God," under her breath.

Sources in the courtroom tell us that when the judge got off the bench she remarked about Lindsay, "She looks good today."

Charlene Tilton is best known for her cute character Lucy Ewing in the soapy classic "Dallas." Guess what she looks like now!

T.I. has a lot in common with Michael Vick -- especially the part where they spent a couple of years in prison -- but last night T.I. paid tribute to the guy who's proven it's possible to bounce back.

T.I. and his wife Tiny hit up a Halloween costume party at the Gold Club in Atlanta -- T.I. dressed as Mike Vick... his wife dressed as a ref.

Sources close to the rapper tell TMZ ... the costume was his wife's idea, but T.I. agreed because he's been an MV fan since the Atlanta Falcons days ... and has a ton of respect for the guy.

So, we gotta ask ... is T.I. trying to make a statement??

10:23 AM PST -- Mike Vick LOVES the tribute!!!

The NFL star released a statement to TMZ saying, “T.I. is a talented artist and I appreciate his support. I wish him success in everything he does.”

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries yesterday after just 72 days of marriage, but their union is hardly the shortest in Hollywood!

Check out the gallery above to find out which other celeb couples had seriously short-lived nuptials -- and find out where Kim and Kris rank.

We know ... Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster ... it was the name of the scientist.

Still, our resident mad photoshopper went to town on some celebrity mugs ... all in the name of Halloween!!!!

After a weekend of parties, Halloween finally went down -- and last night's costumes definitely didn't disappoint!

Heidi Klum continued her reign as the Queen of Halloween, by appearing virtually unrecognizable in an ape costume with husband Seal. Yes, that's actually the supermodel above (left)!

Beyonce, or should we say Bee-once, stepped out in costume last night too, hiding her baby bump in a bee suit.

Other celeb sightings included The Situation, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart as 80s rockers, Lauren Conrad, pregnant Jennifer Garner, Melissa Gorga and many many more!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child grabbed a massive sword and a leather loin cloth ... and sent one helluva Halloween message to his dad -- by dressing up as Conan the Barbarian.

14-year-old Joseph Baena hit up Frightfest at Magic Mountain in California last night ... donning the costume made famous by the father who kept him in the dark for more than a decade.

Cool tribute? Cry for attention? Both?

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries ... TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents.

We're told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences."

The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers' fees and she'll pay hers. And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.

And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement ... Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week ... looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony (see below) in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.

As for why things fell apart after the wedding, click here to find out.

Kim Kardashian will never, ever move to Minnesota ... everyone knows that ... except Kris Humphries.

Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ ... one of the main points of contention in the marriage was where the couple would live after all of the wedding madness finally died down.

We're told Kris was passionate about eventually settling down in Minnesota, where he's from ... and believed Kim was on board with the plan. She wasn't.

Sources tell us Kim -- who's from L.A. -- wants to stay near her family ... and she also feels that staying in town is the best thing for her career.

So why didn't this conversation come up before the $10 million wedding? We're told the two talked about their future ... but got caught up in the hooplah and figured they would simply figure it out after they tied the knot.

Sources say it's not a nasty break-up ... but we're told the two have come to a realization that it's not a long-term fit.

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce from Kris Humphries today after just 72 days of marriage, but their union is hardly the shortest in Hollywood!

Check out the gallery above to find out which other celeb couples had seriously short-lived nuptials -- and find out where Kim and Kris rank.

Less than a month after being released from an Italian jail, Amanda Knox was spotted heading to a Halloween party in Seattle this weekend dressed as a cat burglar.

Freedom is a treat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child grabbed a massive sword and a leather loin cloth ... and sent one helluva Halloween message to his dad -- by dressing up as Conan the Barbarian.

14-year-old Joseph Baena hit up Frightfest at Magic Mountain in California last night ... donning the costume made famous by the father who kept him in the dark for more than a decade.

Cool tribute? Cry for attention? Both?

Heidi Klum put her famous body on full display last night at TAO in Las Vegas at her 12th annual Halloween party.

She's so vein.

Welcome to Sleepy Hollowood! Can you guess who the spooky equestrian loving celebrity is underneath the jack-o-latern?

The skin-filled photos poured into the newsroom four our annual TMZ Sexy Halloween Costume Contest -- but consider yourself warned ... these pics are sure to cause a fright!

It's scary how many times Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael have been arrested. No, really ... it's scarrrrrrrry!