"More Like a Six-Foot Turkey"

Whit Hertford -- now 32 years old -- resurfaced on his IMDB page looking fossilized.

Whit received a Youth in Flim awards for his work on "Tiny Toon Adventures."

Hertford has been married to Heidi Klein since 2002.

TMZ Live Did T.I. Get Thrown Under the Tour Bus?

T.I. was shipped BACK to federal prison because he rode to his halfway house in a luxury tour bus instead of a van -- Harvey thinks the prison officials are just "drunk with power."

Plus, Mel Gibson HATES Oksana Grigorieva's music -- and we're betting you will too after you hear it ... complete with Mike Walters' harmonies.

And, a MAJOR East coast-West coast ... pizza war breaks out!

Celebrity Baby Photo GUESS THE CUTE KID!

Before this boy became one of the most sought after men in Hollywood -- he was just another tot growing up Tennessee. Can you guess who he is?

Kim Kardashain

Inside the NY Wedding Celebration

Because one lavish, over-the-top wedding party just wasn't enough for Kim Kardashian, the reality TV star and her brand new husband celebrated their nuptials with another big bash last night -- this time, in New York City.

Check out all the party pics above!

Preggo Mel B

Carried Into Hospital

IT'S GO TIME!

Mel B's fetus made it VERY clear -- he or she is READY to leave the womb ... because the Spice Girl arrived to an L.A. hospital this morning looking like she's ready to pop!!!

Flanked by her hubby, Stephen Belafonte and a bodyguard ... Mel arrived to the hospital before the sun came up.

The 36-year-old -- who's about to give birth to her 3rd child -- went on the radio yesterday and declared, "It's coming out this week, one way or another it's coming out this week."

Hotties of the US Open

Tennis Studs & Babes

OUT OF UNIFORM

The US Open kicked off this week in New York, and to celebrate we've pulled together a drool-worthy gallery of the hottest tennis stars in their sexy swimwear!

Rafael Nadal, Maria Sharapova, Serena Williams, David Ferrer and more, check out what the sporty stars playing this week look like when they're kicking back on the beach shirtless or in their barely-there bikinis.

Michael Bay's Home for Sale

Optimus PRIME Real Estate!

Michael Bay's Santa Barbara home doesn't transform into a robot, or attack aliens ... but you'll still need a blockbuster budget to buy it -- TMZ has learned the director is selling his picturesque pad for a WHOPPING $4.8 MILLION.

The sick pad -- featured on Realtor.com -- boasts 5,400 square feet, on 1.3 acres of property -- and has 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths and two half baths, a guest house, a gorgeous infinity pool ... and STUNNING views.

On top of all the features -- the house was designed by an award-winning Santa Barbara architect.

See ... Michael Bay doesn't blow EVERY house up.

Sexy Stars

WHO'VE DATED MALE MODELS

Minnie Driver was spotted this week with hot new boyfriend, Matthew Felker -- and she's not the first celeb to go after the young, good-looking model-type.

Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet and more -- see who else has landed a "Zoolander" boyfriend ... and find out if their relationships worked out.

Super Hot Stars

KEEPIN' SUPER COOL

Summer is slowly coming to an end -- check out how some of the hottest stars in Hollywood kept cool this summer season.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

This celebrity's face has been smashed together and enlarged -- can you guess who the lucky lady is?

Little Cousin Oliver on "The Brady Bunch" 'MEMBA HIM?!

Robbie Rist is best known for playing the cute Cousin Oliver in the last six episodes of the family friendly TV series "The Brady Bunch." Guess what he looks like now!

CLEBRITIES' REAL NAMES REVEALED

CAN YOU GUESS WHO?!

Some of the biggest names in Hollywood weren't born with them -- We've picked a pack of actors who have changed their names.

Can you guess their identities?

Super Hot Stars

KEEPIN' SUPER COOL

Summer is slowly coming to an end -- check out how some of the hottest stars in Hollywood kept cool this summer season.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

This celebrity's face has been smashed together and enlarged -- can you guess who the lucky lady is?

MTV's Video Music Awards

The WORST Dressed Stars

The MTV Video Music Awards always bring out the best and worst in fashion -- and this year there were some big disappointments.

Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry continued to push boundaries of good taste while Miley Cyrus showed up in her grandma's dress and Selena Gomez decided to go goth.

Check out what other fashion flops made a mess of the black carpet!

Rebecca Black

I'm Not a Singer

I'm a BIKINI Model

There is a MAJOR Rebecca Black crisis on Facebook -- with allegations of deception, identity theft ... and most importantly a smoking hot bikini model ... who happens to be named Rebecca Black.

Turns out, there's more than one person on Earth named Rebecca Black -- one of whom is a self-described, "fitness bikini competitor." And she has the photos to prove it.

Black (bikini) tells TMZ ... sometime in the past week, her friend list on Facebook exploded from 800 friends to 73,000 ... and she had no idea how it happened. Black started getting emails from upset fans of the singer -- accusing her of intentionally hijacking the 14-year-old's page ... but Black (bikini) claims she never tried to steal anyone's identity.

Black (bikini) insists Facebook is to blame for somehow "merging" her account with Black's (singer) without her permission.

We called Facebook for comment -- so far no word back.

Still, there is a silver lining here ... check out the AWESOME bikini pics -- Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Famous Follicles

In a Hair-allel Universe

Celebs change up their hair almost every day -- but this time, we're doing it for them!

Jennifer Lopez, Emma Watson, Amanda Seyfried, even Pauly D and more, see what they'd look like if they picked up some hair-dye -- and let us know which hair color you like best.

Twin Sisters Jessica and Liz on "SWEET VALLEY HIGH" 'MEMBA THEM?!

Twin sisters Brittany and Cynthia Daniel are best known for playing Jessica and Liz in the '90s school drama TV show "Sweet Valley High." Guess what they look like now!

TMZ Live Do Reality Stars Deserve A Star on the Walk of Fame?

Hookers and homeless people will NEVER get the chance to pee on Snooki and Kim Kardashian -- well, at least their stars -- because the honchos behind the Hollywood Walk of Fame have banned them from being immortalized on the street -- unfair ... or sweet justice??

And, Kris Humpries has the AUDACITY to wear shorts and a baseball cap to a romantic dinner in Italy -- so the debate rages ... is there a vacation dress code?? Plus, If Casey Anthony somehow became a top-flight criminal lawyer -- Mike says he would hire her ... but only IF...

Xtina's Lawyer Attacks Website She's NO Child Abuser!

Christina Aguilera is furious over an Internet report implying that she beat her son Max and gave him a black eye ... and now TMZ has learned she's threatening to sue.

Aguilera's attorney, Eric Greenspan, fired off a letter to MediaTakeOut.com ... after the site published a story under the headline, "CHILD ABUSE???? CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S SON IS PHOTO'D WITH A BLACK EYE!!!"

Greenspan writes, "Christina is a wonderful mother and was not present in the park when Max fell and hurt himself."

He adds, "To imply that she had something to do with this incident, without any investigation on your part whatsoever, is reckless and unconscionable."

After threatening to pursue legal action against the site, Greenspan concludes, "HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!!!"

MTO has since removed the child abuse reference from the headline.

New Celebrity Yearbook Photos

J.Lo, Leo, Penn & More!

Before she was Jenny from the Block, Jennifer Lopez was just another 80s girl with big hair!

Thanks to the expansion of Ancestry.com's U.S. Yearbook Collection, we've got our hands on some never-before-seen pics of stars like J.Lo, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Swift, Susan Sarandon, Garth Brooks and young hotties Rob Lowe, Sean Penn, Leonardo DiCaprio and Vince Vaughn from their high school days.

Sexy Celeb Students

SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION!

The dreaded back to school season is upon us but these school-ready-stars might make the transition back to the classroom a little less painful.

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MTV Video Music Awards

All the Wildest Fashion

The MTV Video Music Awards will go down this weekend in L.A. -- and in preparation, we're taking a look back at some of the craziest outfits to hit the red carpet since the first ceremony back in 1984.

From Lil' Kim's infamous mermaid outfit to Lady Gaga's meat dress, check out the VMA fashion disasters!

The Girlfriend in

"Karate Kid"

'Memba Her?!

Elisabeth Shue is best known for playing Ralph Macchio's girlfriend Ali Mills in the 1984 classic "Karate Kid." Guess what she looks like now!

Australian Swimsuit Show

Eye Candy for Everyone!

Things are heating up down under -- and we've got shots of Australia's half-naked models to prove it.

The Speedo runway show went down earlier today as part of Mercedes Benz Fashion Festival Sydney 2011 at Sydney Town Hall, where some seriously sexy male and female models strutted their amazing bodies down the catwalk.

Doesn't matter which sex you're into, this gallery definitely won't disappoint.

WaveRunnin' with the Stars!

VROOM VROOM!

Nothing says summer like a 200+ horsepower engine thrusting you through the the fresh ocean air -- check out which stars have takin' to the high seas on their own personal watercraft!

Maggie Seavor on "Growing Pains" 'MEMBA HER?!

In the '80s, Joanna Kerns played Kirk Cameron's Mom, Maggie Seavor, on the family friendly sitcom "Growing Pains." Guess what she looks like now!

Megan Fox's Vanishing Ink

Why The Tat Had to GO

Megan Fox is well-known for her many body tattoos, but she's getting rid of her most noticeable one -- a portrait of Marilyn Monroe on her right forearm.

"I'm removing it," Fox told Italian fashion magazine Amice. "She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life."

The 25-year-old actress had her Monroe tattoo covered by make-up in "Transformers" and gloves in "Jennifer's Body."

She's been undergoing laser treatments to remove the body art, a process she says hurts.

BAR RAFAELI

Greece'd Up Bikini Pix

Bar Refaeli went to Greece ... put on a tiny bikini ... and once again forced Leonardo DiCaprio to question his life decisions.

Famous Follicles

In a Hair-allel Universe

Celebs change up their hair almost every day -- but this time, we're doing it for them!

Jennifer Lopez, Emma Watson, Amanda Seyfried, even Pauly D and more, see what they'd look like if they picked up some hair-dye -- and let us know which hair color you like best.

Sexy Celeb Students

SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION!

The dreaded back to school season is upon us but these school-ready-stars might make the transition back to the classroom a little less painful.

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Red Carpet Redo:

THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS!

The little black dress or LBD is a must have for any closet and a style staple on the red carpet.

Have you ever wished you could add a splash of color to the sometimes drab black dresses that stars wear on the red carpet?

Click through the gallery to decide whether the LBD was the right choice for the red carpet.

KATE WINSLET

Rescues Richard Branson's Mom

As His House BURNS DOWN

Mogul Richard Branson had his home on a private island in the Caribbean burn to the ground this morning, and his 90-year-old mother might have died in the blaze ... if not for the help of Kate Winslet.

Branson recanted the harrowing tale on his blog this morning, saying that 20 people were inside the home at the time of the fire ... but they all managed to get out fine. He said the main house -- on Necker Island -- was completely destroyed.

Branson cited a tropical storm as the cause, saying a lightning storm hit the house around 4:00 AM.

As for the dramatic rescue of his elderly mother, Branson wrote, "... many thanks to Kate Winslet for helping to carry my 90 year mum out of the main house to safety wondering when a Director was going to shout CUT!"

Wonder who'll play Kate when Branson sells the movie rights?

What Would You Do With "Real Housewives"?

The death of Russell Armstrong has put the spotlight on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" and reality TV. Is it just plain ol' entertainment or has it crossed the line into the danger zone? We want to know ...

TMZ Live Did Bravo Cover Up Russell Armstrong's Abuse?

Did Bravo and the production company behind "Housewives" turn a blind eye to the vicious beating Russell Armstrong gave Taylor last month? And, why Harvey thinks Dr. Conrad Murray's jury will never be sequestered from the likes of Nancy Grace.

Plus, the West Memphis 3 ... finally released from prison under SHADY circumstances.

Mary Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie" 'MEMBA HER?!

Melissa Sue Anderson is best known for playing the eldest daughter -- Mary Ingalls -- on the tv series "Little House on the Prairie." Guess what she looks like now!

Red Carpet Redo:

THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS!

The little black dress or LBD is a must have for any closet and a style staple on the red carpet.

Have you ever wished you could add a splash of color to the sometimes drab black dresses that stars wear on the red carpet?

Click through the gallery to decide whether the LBD was the right choice for the red carpet.

Lady Gaga

Board This Way

Trading her meat dress for a wet suit, Lady Gaga followed in Lindsay Lohan's footsteps and went surfing in Mexico on Tuesday.

Gaga stripped down to a bikini and was actually able to stand up on the surfboard.

Forget all the ridiculous outfits, horns on her face or bizarro music videos, this is the weirdest thing she's done yet.

Famous Follicles

In a Hair-allel Universe

Celebs change up their hair almost every day -- but this time, we're doing it for them!

Jennifer Lopez, Emma Watson, Amanda Seyfried, even Pauly D and more, see what they'd look like if they picked up some hair-dye -- and let us know which hair color you like best.

Ryan Reynolds & Sandra Bullock

Vacationing Together ...

NATURALLY

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds hooked up ... for a friendly hike in the Wyoming wilderness -- along with Sandy's adorable son Louis Bardo.

Ryan carried Louis in a backpack during the nature walk through Grand Teton National Park last weekend.

The trio is vacationing in Jackson Hole with a few other friends.

Do Something Awards

Kim Kardashian, Bieber & More!

Hollywood's hottest young stars stepped out for a great cause last night -- with people like Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, David Beckham and more hitting the red carpet for the Do Something Awards.

The event honored the "best young world-changers," both celebrity and non-celebrity. A $100,000 prize was handed to Sarah Conk -- a young "do-er" who started The Sparkle Effect, a program that helps create cheerleading squads that include students with disabilities.

The awards show will air on tonight at 9pm ET/PT on VH1.

Taylor Armstrong

Injured 4 Days Before

Russell's Suicide

There has been a buzz about a mysterious injury Taylor Armstrong suffered just 4 days before her estranged husband, Russell, committed suicide, but Taylor's friends insist the cut above her eye was not inflicted by him.

Taylor's friends tell TMZ ... the injury occurred while she was playing a game of football.

Taylor filed for divorce last month, claiming Russell physically abused her.

WaveRunnin' with the Stars!

VROOM VROOM!

Nothing says summer like a 200+ horsepower engine thrusting you through the the fresh ocean air -- check out which stars have takin' to the high seas on their own personal watercraft!

Taylor Armstrong Daughter Doesn't Know Yet

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Taylor Armstrong hasn't broken the news yet about Russell's suicide to her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy ... TMZ has learned.

Friends close to Taylor tell us, "She's not emotionally ready to do so just yet."

Taylor's attorney, Robert Thorne, tells us, "Taylor Armstrong is devastated by the tragic events that have unfolded. She requests privacy at this time so that she may comfort her young daughter."

The attorney adds, "Her thoughts and prayers are also with Russell's 11- and 13-year-old sons."

"Real Housewives"

Russell Armstrong

Commits Suicide

Russell Armstrong, the estranged husband of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Taylor Armstrong, was found dead of an apparent suicide ... sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say Armstrong hanged himself. He was found hanging in his bedroom on Mulholland Drive.

We're told L.A. City Fire Department arrived at his home and pronounced him dead at 8:16 PM Monday. Sources say a roommate found Russell and called 911.

We're told authorities have not found a suicide note.

Taylor filed for divorce last month, after she claimed Russell physically abused her. We're told authorities informed her of Russell's death last night.

He was 47 years old.

Story developing ...

8:13 AM: Bravo and the cast of "Real Housewives" were unaware of Russell's death. Kyle Richards was distraught when she saw the TMZ post, and Lisa Vanderpump was speechless.

9:29 AM: A rep for Bravo tells TMZ, “All of us at Bravo are deeply saddened by this tragic news. Our sympathy and thoughts are with the Armstrong family at this difficult time."

9:35 AM: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... no drugs or alcohol were found in the bedroom where Russell died. He was fully clothed when his body was discovered.

Russell Armstrong

Distraught Over Divorce and

'Tremendous Financial Problems'

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Russell Armstrong was at his wits end over his impending divorce from Taylor in the days leading to his death -- and he was inundated with debt.

Russell's lawyer Ronald Richards tells TMZ, Russell had been staying at a friend's house on Mulholland Drive in L.A. -- the same house where authorities found his body hanging last night.

Richards tells us, "I feel bad because his credit cards weren't working ... He had tremendous financial problems."

Richards adds, "He was also extremely bummed out about the divorce with Taylor. As far as a will, even if he does have a will, they don't have any assets, so I'm not sure what there would be left to leave. I am extremely saddened ... I had no idea he was depressed."

As we previously reported, Russell -- an investor who made his money in the 90s during the dot com boom -- filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in 2005, claiming he had less than $50,000 in assets ... and debt somewhere between $1 and $10 million.

Russell Armstrong's Lawyer

I Never Saw This Coming

Russell Armstrong's lawyer tells TMZ, he was blindsided by the sudden death of the "Real Housewives" star -- claiming, he spoke to Russell just days before his suicide ... and he seemed ok.

According to Ronald Richards -- Russell was a loving family man ... who spent every dwindling dollar he had to finance his estranged wife's lifestyle.

Ronald also has a theory about the effect of reality shows on marriage ... one that may explain Russell's inner torment -- watch the clip to check it out.

Famous Follicles

In a Hair-allel Universe

Celebs change up their hair almost every day -- but this time, we're doing it for them!

Jennifer Lopez, Emma Watson, Amanda Seyfried, even Pauly D and more, see what they'd look like if they picked up some hair-dye -- and let us know which hair color you like best.

Tara Reid & Hubby

"Surprise! We're Married" Pics

Wanna see what a one-hour engagement looks like? Check out Tara Reid's wedding photos -- snapped as she tied the knot ... right after she got engaged to boyfriend Zack Kehayov.

Tara and Kehayov tied the knot Saturday on the Greek isle of Santorini. We're told the wedding took place on the roof of the luxury Mystique Resort, overlooking the ocean.

No one seemed more surprised by the wedding than the bride ... who tweeted, "I love being a wife" -- about 60 minutes after tweeting she just got engaged.

Mazel Tov!

Madonna Spotted on Birthday

With Kids and Young Boyfriend

Madonna gets another year older today -- but her boyfriends just keep getting younger!

The Queen of Pop, who is celebrating her 53rd birthday,, was spotted at Heathrow Airport in London earlier today with new 24-year-old dancer boyfriend Brahim Zaibat and her four children: Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy, who are all getting so big!

Madge and her crew were returning from a trip to the Hamptons, where she was seen packing on the PDA with Brahim on the beach.

Check out how she's changed through the years below:

We only expect more shocks in the future!

'Dark Knight' Mystery Machine

The BADASS Close-Up Pics

SPOILER ALERT!!!

It's the big secret on the "Dark Knight Rises" set -- a giant armored jet thing spotted careening around the streets of Pittsburgh -- but so far, no one's seen it up close in nerdgasmic detail ... UNTIL NOW.

TMZ obtained the recent pictures of what appear to be Batman's updated Batwing for the new movie -- and if you look closely ... you can even see a Batman dummy through the windshield.

The original Batwing first appeared in Tim Burton's 1989 "Batman" movie -- starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson.

Check out the video below to see the new maybe-Batwing in action.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

This celebrity's face has been magically melted -- can you guess who the lucky owner is?

Halle Berry's Birthday

The Beachin' Party

Halle Berry celebrated her 45th in her birthday swimsuit.

The gorgeous actress was seen with daughter Nahla, hot boyfriend Olivier Martinez and a group of friends on the beach in Malibu over the weekend, where she showed off her amazing beach body in a peach bikini.

Berry was definitely having a ball at the bash, taking part in a wheelbarrow race and, at one point, was even seen getting thrown into the water by one of her female friends!

WaveRunnin' with the Stars!

VROOM VROOM!

Nothing says summer like a 200+ horsepower engine thrusting you through the the fresh ocean air -- check out which stars have takin' to the high seas on their own personal watercraft!

One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

TMZ Live The Bisexual Who'd You Rather KELSEY OR CAMILLE?

Harvey posed the ultimate question today -- if you were bisexual ... would you rather hook up with Kelsey or Camille Grammer? And, is "Dancing with the Stars" a low point in Queen Latifah's career?

Plus, we FINALLY reveal one of TMZ-TV's loud-mouthed voice over guys! Sorta.

Karen Allen From "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK" 'MEMBA HER?!

In the 1981 film, "Raiders of the Lost Ark," Karen Allen helped Harrison Ford search for the Ark of the Covenant. Guess what she looks like now!

CLEBRITIES' REAL NAMES REVEALED

CAN YOU GUESS WHO!

Some of the biggest names in Hollywood weren't born with them -- We've picked 20 actors who have changed their names. Can you guess their identities?

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S GARGANTUAN TIP

AFTER BURGER LUNCH

President Obama's personal credit rating seems to be doing just fine -- because the Commander-In-Chief slapped down some plastic to cover the bill at a burger lunch yesterday ... and tipped more than 35%.

Obama hit up Ted's Bulletin restaurant in D.C. yesterday where he surprised a group of campaign volunteers who had won an essay contest.

Sources connected to the restaurant tell TMZ ... the President ordered a plain cheeseburger, fries, and side salad ... and an ice cold glass of water to wash it down.

We're told Obama asked for the bill personally -- and picked up the tab for the entire group on his credit card. In total, with tip, Obama dropped over $200.

One person who was inside the restaurant tells us, "He couldn't have been nicer."

The "surprise" wasn't as impromptu as it seemed ... we're told secret service swept through the restaurant with a K9 unit earlier that day -- and the restaurant was closed to the public.

PADMA, CHRISTIE & JENNY

SHOW SKIN FOR DANSKIN

Hilary Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Padma Lakshmi and Christie Brinkley are working up a sweat -- and it's for a good cause!

The four gorgeous gals are seen showing off their own personal daily fitness routines in brand new Danskin campaign photos. Duff hikes, Jenny does yoga, Padma boxes and Christie dances while rehearsing for "Chicago."

Check out the behind-the-scenes shots from the campaign above!

CHUMLEE FROM 'PAWN STARS'

I Paid to See a Samurai

FIGHT a Tiger

"Pawn Stars" badass Chumlee tells TMZ, he has ALWAYS wanted to see a samurai versus a tiger in a fight to the death -- so he did what any person would do in that situation ... he paid a tattoo artist to ink the violent scene on his leg.

According to Chum, he's already sat through three lengthy sessions at Show Room Tattoo in Vegas -- and he's still got about ten more hours of inkwork to go.

It should be completed soon -- but Chum's not looking forward to more needle-to-skin contact ... telling us, "To those who say it doesn't hurt to get tattoos, stop lying! Every time I go it hurts worse!!"

One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

FRANCES BEAN COBAIN

GROWN UP AND GORGEOUS

Believe it or not, Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter turns 19 next week -- and in a new photo shoot, Frances Bean Cobain is looking more gorgeous and adult than ever.

Designer/photographer Hedi Slimane recently posted a series of black and white photographs of Frances on his website, showing her in all her heavily tattooed, semi-goth and 100% stunning glory.

What's The Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!

These clever photos are disguising some differences for you to find -- are you up for the challenge?

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

TMZ Live Does Catwoman Crash Prove WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE???

Catwoman's stunt double crashes a Batpod -- further proving women can't drive? We all know Batman would never have crashed. And, does Matt Damon have the chops to be president ... or is George Clooney the way to go? Plus, Eli Roth's days as a bisexual female Internet slut!

Arnold Schwarzenegger I Survived Maria! The Ultimate Dis?

On the surface it's the unkindest cut of all ... Arnold Schwarzenegger out bike riding Sunday in Santa Monica, wearing a shirt that says, "I survived Maria" -- the woman whom he betrayed so badly.

But there's more to this story. We found out ... Arnold got the shirt last November, during a farewell party for the Governator's staff. The shirts were actually designed by Maria's staff, as a joke. The shirt they presented to Arnold had 2007 crossed out and 1977 scribbled above -- that's the year Arnold and Maria started dating.

And, we're told, Arnold and Maria are not at war. They're well along in the process of settling their divorce, and they speak frequently.

But all of this begs the question. Given the events of the last few months, should Arnold have worn the shirt in public?

Extreme Celebrity Weight Loss

SHEDDING STARS

Dropping weight can be a tricky task -- but these celeb found a way to do it and flaunt their new bods in front of the cameras!Jonah Hill, Jordin Sparks, Jennifer Hudson and more, check out the stars who've lost some serious pounds.

One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

"JERSEY" MAKEOVERS

IF THE STARS HIT THE "SHORE"

The fourth season of "Jersey Shore" kicks off tonight on MTV -- and while the cast is heading to Italy in the new episodes, we're imagining what it'd be like if their unique style dominated Hollywood!

See what stars like Kim Kardashian, Bruce Willis, Mila Kunis, Reese Witherspoon and even little Suri Cruise would look like if they were tanned, poofed, and blown out like The Situation, Snooki, Jwoww and Pauly D!

Celebrity Squares

GUESS WHO!

These famous faces have been broken up into fragments ... but can you guess who they are before their puzzled mug is pieced back together?

What's The Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!

These clever photos are disguising some differences for you to find -- are you up for the challenge?

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Michaele Salahi

SHOPPING FOR BABY GOODS

Michaele Salahi is already getting prepared for a possible tiny alleged White House crasher -- shopping for baby supplies over the weekend.

Michaele was spotted at a Babies R Us in Richmond, VA on Friday ... checking out dolls and cribs.

As TMZ first reported ... Michaele and hubby Tareq are in the process of searching for a surrogate mom ... visiting the Northern Virginia Center for Surrogate Parenting last week.