TMZ Live: Arnold's Mistress Speaks - Did She Lie Too?

Patty Baena claims a compassionate Maria Shriver cried with her when she copped to having Arnold's love child ... We have our doubts. Plus, Eli Roth talks to Harvey the mensch and Charles about Twitter bullies...

All the answers to your questions on today's TMZ Live!

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Bret Lockett -- I Never Actually Met Kim Kardashian

Although he maintains to have carried on a "physical relationship" with Kim Kardashian, NFL guy Bret Lockett finally admitted last night on HLN's "Showbiz Tonight" ... he has never even met her in person.

You'll remember ... we tried pressing Bret during TMZ Live earlier this week for details on where he met Kim ... but he

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Mr. Lockett, your 15 minutes are officially up.

Chicago Bulls Star Appears to Hurl Gay Slur at Fan

Joakim Noah pulled a Kobe Byrant during tonight's Chicago Bulls/Miami Heat NBA playoff game ... caught on camera appearing to hurl a gay slur at a fan.

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Noah went to the bench early in the game with his second foul. After a replay, the camera cut back to Noah ... who screamed a few colorful words in the direction of a fan behind the bench.

He ended his screaming appearing to say, "F**k you, f**got."

Unlike Kobe's outburst, the announcer's made no mention of Joakim's.

Justin Timberlake on 'SNL' -- The Golden Rule

We told you it was going to happen -- and last night on "Saturday Night Live," Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg tried to recreate the "D*ck in a Box" magic with a new digital short.

We gotta ask ...

Girl in 'Whale Rider': 'Memba Her?!

Keisha Castle-Hughes was only 11-years-old when she played Paikea in the '02 family film "Whale Rider." Guess what she looks like now!

A Whale of a Time

The 21-year-old mother of one was spotted at a fashion event in New Zealand, looking nautical.

Keisha used a stand-in while filming many of the swimming scenes because she could not swim well.

In 2002, Keisha was the youngest actress to ever be nominated for the Oscars Best Actress category.

Arnold's Love Child -- Spitting Image

TMZ has obtained lots of information -- as well as photos -- of the boy Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered out of wedlock -- and he looks shockingly like Arnold himself.

The mother -- Mildred Patricia Baena (she goes by Patty) -- was a housekeeper/assistant for the family for more than 20 years. Her jobs included cleaning, laundry, cooking and other chores.

Sources tell TMZ -- in the late '90s Patty began to "pursue Arnold." She told friends they would have unprotected sex during the day at the house. Patty never slept overnight at the house and no one ever caught them in the act.

We're told when she became pregnant, she didn't tell Arnold he was the father. Arnold didn't learn he was the daddy until the boy was a toddler.

Patty -- who made $1,200 a week -- was treated well by Arnold once he found out. Sources say Arnold was always "generous."

Patty -- who has recently retired -- now lives in a 4 bedroom house with a pool, several hours outside of L.A. with the boy and her 3 other kids.

We are not revealing the identity of the boy, however his features are eerily like Arnold's. We have various pictures of him at various ages (he's now in his early teens) and each picture shows striking similarities, especially the mouth and teeth.

Arnold's Love Child -- The Birth Certificate

TMZ has obtained a copy of the birth certificate of the boy Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered ... and he's not listed as the father on the birth certificate.

As TMZ reported, Mildred "Patty" Baena -- who worked as a housekeeper/assistant for Arnold and Maria -- is the mother. She listed her then-husband, Rogelio Baena as the dad.

Baena used a different last name on the birth certificate -- Pena.

The boy was born on October 2, 1997, which now makes him 13. He was born at Saint Joseph's Hospital in Burbank, CA.

Arnold's Baby Mama Baby Shower

Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby mama had a baby shower before his kid was born, and some of Arnold's staff were front and center.

Apparently Mildred "Patty" Baena knew the sex of the baby because the color scheme at the shower was blue.

Among the 15 guests at Patty's home ... Alicia, a cook who worked for Arnold and Maria. She's wearing gray sweatpants.

Among the gifts for Patty -- who was 8 months pregnant at the time -- a baby stroller.

We're told Arnold and Maria sent lots of gifts for the baby.

The boy -- now a young teen -- looks like the spitting image of Arnold.

Arnold's Love Child -- Nicest Kid You'll Ever Meet

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child with Mildred Patricia Baena is a studious, athletic, fun-loving, charitable, yes-ma'am-no-ma'am kind of kid -- according to the boy's neighbors.

People who live next door to Patty and her son tell us, the boy "is the type of kid you just want to be around. He is so sweet, funny, and handsome."

But that's not it -- we're also told he is extremely well-mannered and smart, loves sports, and is even involved in door-to-door fund-raising for local charities.

The apple falls far from the tree.

Arnold's Baby Mama -- One Naughty Little Pirate

Yo ho ho ... and a bottle of MGD ... 'twas a pirates life for Mildred Baena -- who decked herself out as a sexy swashbuckler for a Halloween party 1 year before she gave birth to Arnold's love child.

According to the time stamp on the photos -- the Halloween boozefest went down back in October 1996.

Shiver me timbers!!!

Oprah's Farewell -- Inside the Spectacular Show!

It was a full house at Chicago's United Center last night -- where tons of celebs turned out to film two of Oprah Winfrey's final shows.

13,000 boxes of Kleenex were in the Center -- one for each audience member.

The final episode of Oprah will air May 25.

Pruned People -- Guess Who!

These A-list celebs never forget their lines -- check out how they hold on to their SAG cards!

'American Idol' Finalists Visit Hometowns

The Top 3 on "American Idol" got to leave Hollywood this weekend -- and went for their big hometown visits, where the judges' song choices for this week's episode were revealed!

A tearful Scotty McCreery returned to Garner, North Carolina on Saturday for his bash and visited Lowe's, where he used to work as a cashier, before putting on a mini-concert for fans at Lake Benson Park.

Lauren Alaina had an emotional visit when she visited Rossville, Georgia, which was recently hit by a devastating tornado. Alaina visited a shelter at Cherokee Valley Baptist Church before a parade ending at Fort Olgelthorpe Lakeview High School.

Lastly, Haley Reinhart had a rainy visit to Deer Park, Illinois, hitting up Wheeling HIgh School, her alma mater.

Guess Whose Gorgeous Gams!

Spring is in full bloom, which means pants are out and skirts and shorts are in!

Can you pair these lovely legs with the correct stars? Click on the gallery below to play along:

Audrina Patridge -- It Was Her Birthday

And yet she's the one that gave us a present ... by gallivanting around the pool at Wet Republic in Las Vegas yesterday.

Celebrity Bridesmaids -- I Do!

With "Bridesmaids" opening last weekend in theaters, we're taking a look at some famous faces who have walked down the aisle as bridesmaids for their own family and friends!

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Kim Kardashian and more -- see which mega-stars worked it in a supporting role.

What's the Big Frigin' Difference?!

Focus in on these magical photos -- and see if your eyeballs are powerful enough to spot the subtle differences!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above pictures!**

Cyclin' Stars

These daring stars have taken to the streets on two wheels and risked it all on a motorcycle!

B-B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone.

Allison Iraheta from 'Idol': 'Memba Her?

It's been two years since "American Idol" season 8 contestant Allison Iraheta was famous. Guess what she looks like now!

Welcome to the Dark Side

The 19-year-old resurfaced at some event in L.A. on Thursday, looking brunette.

Allison's album debuted at #35 on the Billboard charts in 2009.

In 2010, Iraheta was dropped by Jive Records.

Atreyu from 'NeverEnding Story': 'Memba Him?

Noah Hathaway is best known for playing Atreyu in the 1984 movie "The NeverEnding Story." Guess what he looks like now!

TMZ's "Catch Da Money (Not Herpes!)" Game

Which would you rather catch?

Noah's Arc

The 39-year-old resurfaced at some event recently, looking radical.

Noah has a black belt in karate.

In 2011, Hathaway will appear in something called "Sushi Girl."

360!

It's Anderson Cooper!

The 43-year-old journalist was pretending to be the world's youngest bear trainer -- and got two votes from the panel .

Arnold and Maria's Split -- A Long Time Coming

Maria Shriver has been "miserable" in her marriage for a long, long time, sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... and it's all about Arnold Schwarzenegger's "craziness."

We're told Maria moved out of the couple's L.A. mansion months ago. Sources tell us she's been extremely unhappy in her marriage for years, complaining about Arnold's out of control ego, as well as his womanizing.

We're also told Maria feels Arnold has ignored her for years and she's felt terribly unappreciated.

Sources say the couple has spent "very little time together" for several years. Maria was frequently absent from Sacramento while Arnold was Governor.

The situation got worse once Arnold left office and decided he wanted to resurrect his movie career. Maria felt Arnold was becoming more erratic -- more "unstable."

Our sources say Maria's religious views caused her deep distress over whether to split and/or divorce. As one source put it: "She's been a lost soul for a long time."

Maria -- Contemplated Divorce for Nearly 2 Years

Maria Shriver has been deciding whether to DIVORCE Arnold Schwarzenegger since 2009 ... but sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ, she's been "extremely conflicted."

We're told Maria has been unhappy with Arnold for years ... and first planned to split with him back in 2009 ... but her mother passed away and Maria decided to hold off.

Then, we're told, Maria wanted to try to break it off again in January 2011 ... but her father died ... once again putting the split on hold.

Our source tells us Maria is fed up with Arnold's infidelities ... coupled with the fact he's been "impossible" to live with. We're told Maria's kids acknowledge the issues -- and have pushed their mother to call off the marriage.

People who have spoken with Maria tell us ... despite her STRONG public persona, Maria has become a "shell of the woman" she appears to be because she is "terrified" of Arnold ... but in an emotional, not a physical way.

However, once Maria finally decided to separate from Arnold -- and moved into a fancy Beverly Hills hotel -- we're told Arnold pulled a 180 ... and he's been "working extremely hard" to win her back. As one source says, "He could not be sweeter now that she's left him."

To make things even more complicated, Arnold and Maria have been spending LOTS of time together lately ... hanging out during Easter, Mother's Day and even their 25th anniversary ... which they celebrated together at an expensive hotel.

A source close to the couple tells us ... despite their differences, Arnold and Maria have "serious chemistry between them" ... which is why she has such ambivalence about the break-up.

But ambivalence aside, Maria has been "miserable" in the marriage and has taken a big step to end the relationship.

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- The Ring Disappears

Hours before the world knew about his separation ... Arnold Schwarzenegger broke out his street bike and went for a ride with his bodyguard in L.A. yesterday ... sans wedding ring.

But Arnold WAS wearing his ring on Sunday ... the day before the couple announced their split.

Meanwhile, Maria Shriver has been ringless since mid-March ... right after Maria posted a cryptic video on YouTube asking her fans for advice on how to "transition" into the next phase of her life.

As you already know, Arnold and Maria announced their separation last night ... and in their statement, they claimed they've been living apart for several weeks.

Depp & Co. Take Over Disney for 'Pirates' Premiere!

Main Street of Disneyland was changed into a black carpet last night for the world premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" -- and it was one celeb-packed affair!

With stars of the film Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush and Ian McShane on the carpet, fans got an eyeful of A-list talent. In fact, Depp barely talked to reporters -- and spent most of his time signing autographs for almost every fan there!

Mystery Mothers -- Guess Who!?

Can you guess which super celebs sent their love to these lucky ladies on Mother's Day?!

The Kentucky Derby -- All the Crazy Hats!

The Kentucky Derby went down this weekend -- and it looked a lot like the Royal Wedding!

The annual horse race brought a lot of celebs to Churchill Downs and a lot of wild headgear with them.

Kate Gosselin, Erin Andrews, Marisa Miller and even Tom Brady were seen in their Derby best, check out the gallery of sightings above!

Famous Faces -- Flippin' Out!

Check out whose famous faces have been turned upside down and given a whole new look on life!

Julianne Hough Goes Two Pieces!

Pretty in pink!

Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend and former "Dancing with the Stars" pro Julianne Hough flaunted her amazing beach body over the weekend in Miami.

Beachin' bod!

Whose '80s Hair?!

Try and guess which super celebrity had some serious (and non-gender specific) '80s hair!

Hair-larious.

Celeb Hair -- A Cut Above the Rest

Lookin' good doesn't always come easy -- check out which follicly friendly stars put in the groundwork by spending hours at the salon ...

Celebrity Scramble!

Can you guess whose perfect picture was given an awful celebrity scramblin'?!

Mom on 'Little House on the Prairie': 'Memba Her?!

Karen Grassle is best known for playing the mom -- Caroline Ingalls opposite Michael Landon -- on the family drama "Little House on the Prairie." Guess what she looks like now!

Bristol Palin's New Look -- a Huge Difference?!

Bristol Palin stepped out at a party for The Candies' Foundation last night in NYC, looking very different from her appearance at the same teen pregnancy prevention event two years ago!

Showing off a slimmer figure and face, Sarah Palin's 20-year-old daughter has been getting some serious attention for her new look, which she debuted over the weekend at the White House Correspndents' Dinner.

The former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant was appointed ambassador for Candies back in 2009. According to tax docs, Bristol banked $262,000 in 2009 for the gig.

Tony Romo -- Wifing Up in Dallas Mansion

Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo will exchange vows with Chace Crawford's little sis this month -- and TMZ has uncovered the secret location of the impending nuptials ... a historic mansion in Dallas.

Sources close to the wedding tell us, Tony and Candice Crawford are getting hitched on May 28 at the swanky Arlington Hall -- and based on the pictures, it ain't gonna be cheap.

The Cowboys' football team is also expected to attend -- which is more than we can say for Jessica Simpson.

Tori Spelling's Baby Bump and New Tattoo!

Not only does Tori Spelling have a new baby on the way, she's also got a new tattoo -- and she's showing it off, along with her pregnant belly!

Taken just yesterday, Tori was photographed sunning her bones at the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs -- where her baby bump was on full display as well as her new ink.

The tattoo, which are husband Dean McDermott's vows, reads "Journey with me my love and I promise you my heart and I promise you my soul for my bounty is as boundless as the sea, and my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."

Spelling, who is currently 4 months along, announced her pregnancy in April.

Guess Whose Macho Muscles!

Can you guess which macho celebs are flexing their major muscles?

Rose Barely Recognizable in 'Conan the Barbarian'

Who's that girl?!

Rose McGowan is barely recognizable in the new trailer for "Conan the Barbarian" -- where she loses her eyebrows and a few inches off her hairline ... and even manages to get her light skin even lighter!

The actress recently told WWD that the makeup process to become witch Marique took six hours to complete -- starting at 6:30am.

Guess Whose Bikini Bod!

Bikini season has begun -- and the only thing hotter than the weather ... is the celebs that are basking in it!

Can you guess which super stars are the proud owners of these beachin' bods?