Gisele 'My Husband Cannot F*cking Throw the Ball AND Catch'
Gisele is saying what EVERY Patriots fan was thinking last night ... Tom Brady needed some "f*cking" help from his teammates during the Super Bowl.
On her way out of the stadium last night, the supermodel was heckled by New York Giants fans ... one who screamed, "Eli owns your husband."
Gisele didn't shout back ... but turned to a friend and said, "My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Clearly, G was taking a shot at Wes Welker, Aaron Hernandez ... and every other Pats player who CHOKED during the big game.
The comment was captured on tape and has already hit the Internet.
A short time later, Gisele could be seen comforting her hubby in the bowels of the stadium.
New England Patriots Strict Food Restrictions Leading Up to the Super Bowl
The New England Patriots are one of the most disciplined team in football -- and that has even carried over to their eating regimen leading up to the Super Bowl ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, the team has been on serious lockdown this week when it came to meals. We're told in Indianapolis ... the players HAD to eat what was put on the table.
Our sources say team cooks came to the hotel and prepared the grub. Dinner last night was a choice of chicken, steak or fish ... with a side of vegetables.
Bet Tom's hoping they don't eat crap tomorrow.
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New England Patriots WR Super Fade for Super Bowl
New England Patriots' wide receiver Tiquan Underwood is so FIRED UP to play in the Super Bowl this weekend ... dude carved the team logo into his head.
FYI -- Underwood's been rocking the awesome hi-top fade for a while ... but the logo is a new addition.
Underwood and the Pats square off against the NY Giants on Sunday.
Your move, Eli.
Tim Tebow Even Jesus Is Piling On
Tim Tebow and the Broncos got beat so badly by Tom Brady and the New England Patriots yesterday ... even Jesus is taking shots at Timmy now!
We caught up with Jesus of West Hollywood (real name: Kevin), who did not hesitate to take a cheap shot at his number one fan. He even dropped down on one knee for a little Tebowing.
The Broncos lost 45-10 and Brady outpassed Tebow 363-136. Brady threw six touchdown passes to Tebow's none.
Sometimes, it's just not your day.
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NFL Superstar Wes Welker Call In the Little People!!!
Tom Brady's go-to receiver Wes Welker kicked off the NFL season by throwing a little party for his family and friends ... complete with a pint-sized wait staff, that Welker specifically requested.
Welker knows a thing or two about being the short guy -- he's listed at 5'9" ... which means he's probably closer to 5'8".
Still, sources connected to Welker tell TMZ ... when the New England Patriots stud was putting together a party back in September, he contacted the service company and asked to have a couple of little people on the wait staff.
The company delivered -- and we're told Welker was super happy with the service. One source who attended the party tells us Welker was "really nice" to everyone ... and probably got a kick out of not being the shortest guy in the room.
TMZ reached out to Welker's rep ... so far no word back.
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Gisele Bundchen's Brady Bump
Tom Brady's spawn is getting big enough to start kicking now -- something the New England Patriots would never have to do again if they played the Tennessee Titans every week.
Gisele Bundchen and her ever growing Brady baby were out in New York City yesterday.
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Fired Cheerleader: I Did 'Not See' the Swastika
The ex-New England Patriots cheerleader kicked off the squad for her role in a penis-happy, swastika infested photo scandal is finally talking -- and she's blaming the whole thing on bad judgment .... a really bad Halloween costume.
In a statement to TMZ, 18-year-old Caitlin Davis refuses to take responsibility for the offensive images drawn on a drunk guy who passed out at a party, because, "The kid in the picture was a 'drunk guy who passed out and was written on,' as his costume for the night."
It all went down in a dorm at Boston College. Caitlin claims, "Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night ... At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn't realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert."
She adds, "Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on."
More proof the Patriots are falling apart without Tom Brady.
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Patriots Cheerleader Fired Over Penis Scandal
The New England Patriots are none too fond of cheerleaders who draw penises, swastikas and anti-Semitic slurs on drunk people.
18-year-old Caitlin Davis got the boot from the football team's cheerleading squad, the Boston Herald is reporting, after several inappropriate and downright offensive pictures featuring Davis cheifing* a drunk person were found on her Facebook page. Doesn't anyone set those things to private anymore!?
FYI -- Davis recently dressed up as an angel for the team's Halloween celebration.
*cheif -- to write, mark, shave, sud or otherwise vandalize an individual who is comatose due to over consumption of alcohol.
Hot Sports Star Once Average Schmo
The question: Will this turn Gisele on, or not.
Tom Brady was not always the ripped, handsome errand boy Ms. Bundchen has learned to order around. Check out his rookie NFL photo -- Tom looks like the before pic in a Bow Flex infomercial.
Boston.com interviewed a hash slinger at a diner Brady used to frequent, saying "He was all about the ham and cheese and onion rings." That was our guess.