Bert Kreischer No Blow for Me at Brady's Roast ... Everyone Thought I Did!!!

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Bert Kreischer's clearing up a wild story about Tom Brady's roast, saying he did NOT have cocaine on him -- like everyone in the arena suspected -- but admits playing it up for the crowd!

The comedian appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Thursday night, and spoke about an unaired moment that got the Kia Forum audience jumping -- he showed them a bag full of a white substance and implied he was holding a bit of blow.

Kreischer explains he had a bag full of nicotine pouches, which he put in a clear plastic baggie -- making it look like coke -- and placed it in his pocket.

'Baby Reindeer' Real-Life Martha Tells Piers I Sent Dick Less Than 10 Emails!!!

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The real-life woman behind the villain in "Baby Reindeer" -- who's portrayed as a stalker -- just went on TV to deny how she was depicted ... insisting she only sent a few emails.

Fiona Harvey appeared as a guest on Piers Morgan's show Thursday -- and of course, he had a lot of questions for her ... especially now that she's coming forward to reveal she's the one Richard Gadd based his Netflix character Martha on ... who's shown as a terror.

While a lot of people had already ID'd her online, this is her first public appearance after 'BR' aired -- and she's outright denying she harassed or stalked Rick as severely as he claims and only saw him two or three times.

Tom Brady Roasters Were Told No Robert Kraft Happy Ending Jokes ... Says Andrew Schulz

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Tom Brady was PISSED Robert Kraft caught a stray during Sunday's G.R.O.A.T. ... and now we know why -- roasters were explicitly told NOT to make any happy ending jokes, a directive Jeff Ross ignored!

Comedian Andrew Schulz, who was a part of the show, provided a bit of a peak behind the curtain, revealing massage cracks were out of bounds.

"I think that was 100% real," Schulz said on his "Flagrant" show, explaining, "The reason why I think it's real is because they told us no jokes about happy endings with Robert Kraft."

Drake Cryptic 'If I Die' Post Amid Kendrick Beef ... Cry For War, Help Or Attention?!?

Drake's had a rough past few weeks beefing with Kendrick Lamar, The Weeknd, Rick Ross and having his house shot up ... and things may be taking their toll.

On Thursday morning, Drake shared an IG story from the new Netflix series "A Man In Full" ... which shows Jeff Daniels' character Charlie Croker appearing to spurt out his last thoughts as he dies on the floor.

The show's premise follows a fallen real estate tycoon looking to reclaim his empire as enemies swirl around him.

Nikki Glaser Tom Brady Divorce Was Fair Game ... Hope Gisele Forgives Me!!!

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Nikki Glaser's standing by her Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen divorce jokes ... saying she thinks the topic's fair game at a roast -- and joking Gisele actually had it coming.

We caught up with the controversial comedian outside "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in Hollywood Tuesday, and asked her if she thinks Brady's roast panel hit the divorce jokes a little too hard ... which is a feeling many had after each person hammered the topic home.

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Glaser says she tried not to go too hard on GB ... and, she actually hopes the supermodel can forgive her one day if she's upset ... 'cause she says she loves her a ton.

Kim Kardashian Netflix Edited Out Her Getting Booed ... At Tom Brady's Roast

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Kim Kardashian getting booed at Tom Brady's roast came and went in the live broadcast -- and you're not gonna find it again in the current version on the platform ... it's been edited.

Indeed ... the awkward moment from Sunday's show -- where Kim was introduced by Kevin Hart, only to be met by a cascade of boos from the audience as she got to the podium -- no longer exists on the since-posted iteration of the roast.

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It's only a few seconds that have been cut out ... now, instead of Kim standing there and shooting a look at the crowd -- with someone onstage telling them to settle down -- it just seamlessly gets into her material ... with KK taking a light-hearted dig at Kevin's height.

Tom Brady Roast Ring Worth $40,000 ... Packed With Diamonds!!!

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The ring Kevin Hart gifted to Tom Brady for being such a good sport during Sunday night's roast wasn't merely a prop ... TMZ Sports has learned it's the real deal -- coming in with a staggering worth of $40,000!!!

We're told celeb jeweler Jason Arashaben, CEO of Jason of Beverly Hills -- who actually created TB12's final Tampa Bay Buccaneers Super Bowl ring -- was the mastermind behind the piece, tasked with completing it in time for Netflix's "The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady."

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Jason threw the kitchen sink at the bling ... loading it with just under 400 diamonds, rubies and sapphires. A spokesperson for the jeweler tells us it's all set on yellow gold, weighs around 6 carats -- and would cost normies about as much as a brand-new car to own.

Kim Kardashian Netflix editó los abucheos que recibió... En el especial de Tom Brady

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El abucheo hacia Kim Kardashian en el especial de Tom Brady desapareció en un abrir y cerrar de ojos y ya no lo encontrarán en la versión actual de la plataforma, pues ha sido editado.

De hecho, el incómodo momento del show del domingo, cuando Kim fue presentada por Kevin Hart y recibió una lluvia de abucheos cuando llegó al podio, ya no existe en la versión publicada desde entonces del show.

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Son solo unos pocos segundos los que cortaron. Ahora, en lugar de verla de pie y disparando una mirada a la multitud mientras alguien en el escenario le dice las personas que se calmen, solo se ve a Kim diciendo directamente sus líneas contra Kevin.

Kim Kardashian Mercilessly Booed & Skewered ... At Tom Brady Roast😳

Kim Kardashian was the butt of a lot of jokes at a roast that was supposed to be all about Tom Brady -- with a not-so-welcome reception too ... but, in fairness, she took it in stride.

The reality star was one of many of celebs on hand Sunday night for Netflix's "The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady" -- and when she was eventually introduced by Kevin Hart and co. to come up to the podium to say a few words ... people didn't seem happy to see her.

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The clip's going viral ... a cascade of boos greeted Kim when she got onstage and started her monologue -- which was taking aim at Kevin ... but she couldn't even get the words out.

Kim Kardashian es Abucheada sin piedad Durante el roast de Tom Brady😳

Kim Kardashian fue el blanco de un montón de bromas en un roast que se suponía que iba a ser acerca de Tom Brady -con una recepción no tan calida- pero, para ser justos, ella se lo tomó bastante bien.

La estrella de reality fue una de las muchas celebridades que estruvo el domingo por la noche en el especial de Netflix: "The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady", y cuando finalmente fue presentada por Kevin Hart para subir al podio a decir unas palabras, la gente no parecía feliz de verla.

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El clip se está convirtiendo en viral, una cascada de abucheos recibió a Kim cuando subió al escenario y comenzó su monólogo - que estaba dedicado a Kevin- pero ella ni siquiera pudo decir las palabras.

Eli Manning Misses Tom Brady Roast ... But Still Throws Shade At QB!!!

Eli Manning may have missed Sunday night's roast of Tom Brady, but he still found some time to throw shade the GOAT's way ... burning the ex-QB with a hilarious Super Bowl-themed joke on social media.

Manning posted the barb on his X page just minutes ago ... writing, "I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!"

It's funny, of course, because Manning famously beat Brady in not one, but TWO Super Bowls ... getting the best of the former signal-caller in SB XLII and SB XLVI.

Tom Brady Scorches Chiefs With Taylor Jokes ... 'All Your Fans Are 14-Year-Old Girls!!!'

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After Tom Brady spent his Sunday night being the butt of jokes, he got the opportunity to turn the tables, and he didn't hold back ... even evoking Taylor Swift's name to scorch the Chiefs.

The seven-time Super Bowl champion made his presence known at the end of Netflix's "The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady" ... firing back at folks like Peyton Manning, Bill Belichick and Rob Gronkowski for the jabs they threw his way earlier in the night.

TB12 did his thing ... droppin' funny line after funny line -- but when it came to Kansas City, he unleashed some quips using Travis Kelce's girlfriend's name that had social media rolling.

Tom Brady 'Don't Say That S*** Again' Unloads On Jeff Ross At Roast

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Divorce talk was fair game, but Tom Brady was not having it when folks brought up Patriots owner Robert Kraft's massage scandal ... with the former MVP calling on Jeff Ross to "don't say that s*** again" amid his roast on Sunday.

TB12 was a good sport for the majority of the Netflix event ... laughing it up as he was on the receiving end of incessant blows throughout the night.

¡¿Cuál es la maldita diferencia?!

El dúo dinámico Emma Hernan y Chrishell Stause está constantemente sacando los carteles de "Se Vende" en Hollywood y sacando provecho de sus ganancias, pero ¿puedes encontrar los carteles ocultos en estas dos fotos y acumular tu propio dinero?

Las chicas de "Selling Sunset", muy elegantes y a la moda, fueron acompañadas a Londres a principios de esta semana por la novia de Chrishell, G Flip, y posaron para una coqueta foto a la salida de un evento.

¡Ahora ve por ese dinero y échalo a la bolsa! ¡Cha-ching!

**PISTA: ¡Hay TRES diferencias en las fotos de Chrishell Stause, Emma Hernan y G Flip!

What's The Big Frigin' Difference?!

Dynamic Duo Emma Hernan and Chrishell Stause are constantly removing "For Sale" signs in Hollywood and cashing in on their earnings, but can you find the hidden signs in these two pics and rack up your own moolah?

Fully glammed and dressed to the 9s, the "Selling Sunset" ladies were accompanied to London earlier this week by Chrishell's boo, G Flip, and posed for a flirty photo after departing from an event!

Now go and get that money and just throw it in the bag! Cha-ching!

**HINT: There are THREE differences in the above Chrishell Stause, Emma Hernan and G Flip photos!**

La Roca en "Red Notice" Se enfrentó con Ryan Reynolds Por una supuesta tardanza

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12:01 PM PT -- Un representante de Amazon MGM Studios le dice a TMZ: "Dwayne Johnson y Seven Bucks han sido socios increíbles en “Red One”, una película que le va a encantar al público de todas las edades estas vacaciones. Nuestras pruebas han sido muy sólidas, la reacción de CinemaCon habla por sí sola, y no lo podríamos haber logrado sin el trabajo constante y el apoyo de Dwayne".

Y añaden: "Cualquier información que implique que hemos llegado a este punto con él apareciendo 7-8 horas tarde en el set es ridícula y falsa".

La Roca tuvo un altercado con Ryan Reynolds mientras trabajaban en una película juntos hace años, y aunque no fue una pelea como se ha sugerido, sí fue algo.