Dakotah Johnson Good Genes Or Good Docs?!

Dakota Johnson's looks over the years are 50 Shades Of Bae!

Here is a 21-year-old version of the rosy-cheeked star showcasing her luscious lips at the MOCA Gala in Los Angeles, California back in back in 2011 (left). This was four years before her breakout role as Anastasia Steele in "50 Shades of Grey."

And 13 years later, the stunning actress was snapped earlier this week at the premiere of her new film "Madame Web" (right) and was glowing inside and out!

No question she's exuding beauty and her spidey senses, but the important question here is ...

Dakota Johnson ...

Pedro Pascal Shares 'Psycho' Way He Learns Lines ... Stuns Fellow Actors

Pedro Pascal's mind seems to be working on a different level ... a crazy one according to the actor himself who shared the "psycho" way he learns lines.

The actor sat down with a few of his colleagues for a fundraiser put on by SAG-AFTRA and posted to their YouTube channel Friday. Alongside Pedro ... 'Morning Show' actor Billy Crudup and "Succession" stars Matthew Macfadyen and Kieran Culkin.

The group talked all about the acting craft with Pedro mentioning the wild way he learns his lines -- and even whipped out some evidence to show his colleagues.

Check out the clip ... Pascal grabs a piece of paper covered in what looks more like the binary code behind "The Matrix" than any actual tool to learn lines -- and a couple of the other interviewees clearly don't know what to make of it either with Culkin calling it "gibberish."

Pedro admits it's a "psycho" strategy and jokes he's actually The Unabomber before explaining it's every first letter of a word he's supposed to say organized in columns.

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Pascal went on to say it's a tedious way of drilling the information, but works for him ... but -- from his pal Kieran's shocked expression while he explained it -- this doesn't appear to be a common practice at all.

Worth noting... the reason SAG sat down with this particular group is 'cause they're all up for the "Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series" Screen Actors' Guild trophy -- a pretty damn talented roundtable.

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Pascal's bizarre memorization technique's clearly working BTW ... on top of being an award-season darling this winter, Marvel just announced him as Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic in future "Fantastic 4" projects -- dude's securing nominations and the bag.

Seems like Pedro won't change his ways anytime soon ... though hopefully he won't land on a government watchlist for 'em.

Pedro Pascal Comparte su particular forma de aprenderse los guiones

La mente de Pedro Pascal parece estar trabajando en un nivel diferente, uno absolutamente fuera de lo normal, de acuerdo con el propio actor, quien compartió la particular forma que utiliza para aprenderse los guiones.

El actor se sentó con algunos de sus colegas para una recaudación de fondos organizada por SAG-AFTRA y publicada en su canal de YouTube el viernes, en la que participaron el actor de "Morning Show" Billy Crudup y las estrellas de "Succession" Matthew Macfadyen y Kieran Culkin.

El grupo habló sobre el arte de la actuación con Pedro, quien mencionó la salvaje forma en la que se aprende sus líneas e incluso sacó algunas pruebas para mostrarle a sus colegas.

Echa un vistazo al clip, Pascal le muestra a sus compañeros un pedazo de papel de lo que parece más el código binario de "The Matrix" que una herramienta para aprenderse las líneas. El propio Culkin lo calificó de "ininteligible".

Pedro admitió que era una estrategia de "psicópata" e incluso bromeó diciendo que era como el famoso terrorista y matemático estadounidense The Unabomber, antes de explicar que el sistema muestra cada primera letra de una palabra que se supone que debe decir organizada en columnas.

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Pascal llegó a decir que es una manera tediosa de perforar la información, pero funciona para él, aunque por la sorpresiva expresión de su amigo Kieran mientras lo estaba explicando, esto no parece ser una práctica común en absoluto.

Vale la pena señalar, que la razón por la que SAG se sentó con este grupo de actores es porque todos ellos son candidatos al premio "Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series", una mesa redonda rebosante de talento.

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Por cierto, la extraña técnica de memorización de Pascal está claramente funcionando. Además de ser uno de los favoritos de la temporada de premios este invierno, Marvel acaba de anunciar que interpretará a Reed Richards / Sr. Fantástico en el futuro "Fantastic 4".

Parece que Pedro no va a cambiar sus costumbres en el corto plazo, aunque esperemos que no aterrice en una lista de vigilancia del gobierno.

Russell Crowe 'Robin Hood' Stunt Fractured Legs ... Didn't Know For Years

Russell Crowe may have given to the poor in "Robin Hood" ... but what he really needed was to take time off for himself -- 'cause he fractured both his legs on set!

The actor sat down with People for an interview published Saturday ... and, he revealed he suffered a pretty serious injury while filming the movie almost 15 years ago.

The way RC tells it ... he was performing a stunt where he jumped off a castle gate onto uneven ground. It was late, and Crowe said they probably rushed the prep before the stunt -- deciding not to bury a crash pad to land on.

Lo and behold, Russell landed and said he felt something akin to an electric shock shoot through his body ... but he managed to struggle through the scene since the epic battle sequence was already in full swing.

And, Russ said he didn't stop struggling on the movie ... saying he had trouble even walking over the final month of shooting for the action-adventure film, though he didn't take a day off.

Fast forward about a decade, and Crowe said some pain in his legs sent him to the doctor ... who X-rayed him and asked when exactly he'd broken his legs 'cause he could see the residual damage in his shin bones.

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Crowe said he thinks a year off he took between finishing "Robin Hood" and training for "Man of Steel" let his legs naturally heal enough to overlook the pain ... proving the man's kinda superhuman himself.

BTW ... Russell's new movie "Land of Bad" came out yesterday -- hopefully, he's not finding out about a couple broken elbows in 2034!!!

Lily Gladstone El nombre de los Chiefs... ofensivo 49ers no es mucho mejor

Lily Gladstone no está contenta con el nombre de los campeones del Super Bowl y dice que la mascota de los subcampeones no es mucho mejor.

La actriz y activista conversó en un panel del Festival Internacional de Cine de Santa Bárbara el pasado fin de semana, justo antes de que los Chiefs derrotaran a los 49ers, y criticó el uso del tomahawk chop de sus aficionados, un gesto con la mano y el canto usado por fans de equipos que tienen mascotas nativas americanas.

Lily Gladstone dijo que el gesto es un recordatorio de lo que Hollywood ha hecho con los nativos americanos y señaló que el canto fue utilizado en los viejos westerns antes de que a los actores indígenas se les diera la oportunidad de interpretar papeles importantes.

Gladstone dijo que se molesta cuando la gente le dice que el canto se entiende como un signo de "honor", llamándolo otra forma de "mercantilización" de su pueblo.

Estos argumentos son bastante comunes entre los activistas, pero Lily también mencionó a los 49ers de San Francisco como otro ejemplo ofensivo.

Lily apuntó a los colonos -llamados 49ers- que fueron al Oeste en busca de oro, "un tiempo increíblemente brutal para los indios de California", por lo que un equipo de la NFL utilice ese apodo tampoco lo libra totalmente libre de culpa.

Por cierto, las protestas en contra del nombre de los Chiefs tienen lugar de vez en cuando. Hubo una justo antes de la victoria en el Super Bowl LVII del año pasado sobre los Philadelphia Eagles.

Otras franquicias deportivas profesionales, como los Guardianes de Cleveland en la MLB y los Comandantes de Washington, ya han cambiado sus nombres para hacer frente a la crítica, aunque sus nombres originales eran banderas rojas mucho más claras para los activistas.

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En pocas palabras, Lily está diciendo que no siempre es el nombre lo que está directamente vinculado con las raíces ofensivas.

Lily Gladstone Chiefs Name, Chop Offensive ... 49ers Not Much Better

Lily Gladstone's not happy with the Super Bowl champs' name ... and she says the NFL runner-ups' mascot ain't much better.

The actress and activist spoke during a Santa Barbara International Film Festival panel last weekend, before the Chiefs defeated the 49ers ... and ripped Chiefs fans' use of the tomahawk chop -- a hand gesture and chant used by fans of teams with Native American mascots.

LG said the gesture is a reminder of what Hollywood has done to Native Americans ... pointing out the chant was used in old Westerns before indigenous actors were given the opportunity to play major roles in the movie.

Gladstone said she gets upset when people say the chant is meant as a sign of "honor" ... calling it the "commodification" of her people as well.

These arguments are pretty common among activists and groups ... but, Lily also mentioned the San Francisco 49ers as another example of an offensive mascot.

Lily pointed out settlers -- called 49ers -- who went West looking for gold harkened "an incredibly brutal time for California Indians" ... so an NFL team using that moniker's not totally blameless either.

BTW ... protests against the Chiefs' name take place from time to time -- with one kicking off before their Super Bowl LVII victory last year over the Philadelphia Eagles.

Other pro sports franchises -- like the Cleveland Guardians in MLB and Washington Commanders -- have already changed their names in the face of criticism ... though their original names were pretty clear red flags for activists.

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Bottom line ... Lily's saying it's not always the most directly linked name with offensive roots.

Jennifer Lopez 'This Is Me... Now' #1 on Charts ... Tops Amazon, iTunes

Jennifer Lopez has the number 1 movie in the world ... or at least the top flick on Amazon Prime -- the streaming home of "This Is Me... Now: A Love Story."

Check out Amazon Prime right now ... the visual accompaniment to J Lo's first album in nearly a decade is outperforming the new "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" series as well as several other popular shows on Amazon Prime.

And, the movie's not the only project blowing up either ... with her new album reaching the top spot on the iTunes charts.

Worth noting ... iTunes charts are based on people who actually purchase music which isn't as large a market as it used to be -- but, it's also one of the top 50 streaming albums on Apple Music. So we know people are listening.

A couple major accomplishments no doubt, though Lopez is used to reaching this kind of rarefied air. Back in 2001, Lopez's album "J.Lo" debuted at number 1 on the Billboard Hot 200 ... and her rom-com "The Wedding Planner" topped the box office less than a week later.

So maybe J Lo's promotional tour for the project's got people listening ... as we previously reported, Lopez posed in front of billboards in Times Square to plug her new project. No shame in her face either -- she knows how to play the game!

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On top of music and film again ... this is definitely Jennifer Lopez now!!!

Michael Jackson Nephew Jaafar Is Spitting Image ... Shoots Scenes For MJ Biopic

Some people in L.A. probably did a double take Friday thinking they saw Michael Jackson walking around.

But it was actually the spitting image of the late "King of Pop" -- namely his nephew, Jaafar Jackson, who was on his way to shoot scenes for MJ's upcoming biopic, "Michael."

It's truly amazing how much Jaafar looks almost exactly like the world-famous singer, especially when he's in costume.

Check out these photos, obtained by TMZ, which show Jaafar on the movie set, sporting MJ's famous red varsity jacket next to a Tower Records pop-up shop and a huge ad promoting the entertainer's 1979 album, "Off The Walls."

As we reported ... Jaafar -- the son of Jermaine Jackson -- was spotted Thursday shooting scenes for the flick in LA's Encino neighborhood.

Jaafar was in total MJ mode from his hair to his makeup and clothes.

Actress Nia Long, who is playing Michael's mom, Katherine Jackson, also appeared on set Thursday. Colman Domingo wasn't there, but he snagged the role of MJ's dad, Joe Jackson, and has been spotted with the cast.

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The first full-length film about MJ's life is scheduled to be released in April 2025.

J Lo Posa frente a su anuncio en Times Square Hey, "This is me... Now"

Jennifer Lopez parecía una turista dando vueltas por Times Square mientras promocionaba su nuevo álbum, porque no hay mejor manera de decirle al mundo lo única que eres, ¡¡¡que posando contigo misma!!!

Eso es exactamente lo que hizo J Lo el viernes, con un fotógrafo siguiéndola por la famosa parada de Nueva York mientras ella posaba delante de un montón de anuncios publicitarios que estaban promoviendo su último proyecto. Esto, por no mencionar el tratamiento visual, la película y un documental con todos los detalles sobre su vida.

Como hemos dicho, Jen aparece como una "forastera", en el corazón de la Gran Manzana, mientras señala y hace poses delante de los anuncios gigantes.

Este es el tipo de cosas que una persona normal haría en Times Square y, sin embargo, aquí está un bona fide de la lista A haciendo lo mismo, sin vergüenza. Jenny tiene un álbum que promocionar, ¡maldita sea!

Por cierto, Jennifer no limitó sus poses autorreferenciales a los grandes anuncios publicitarios que colgaban de los rascacielos, sino que también llevó sus buenas vibraciones a la calle, apoyándose en una furgoneta en la que también aparecía su cara.

Allí, Jen sonrió de oreja a oreja, muy contenta de promocionar su imagen. ¡A primera vista, parece haber funcionado pues aquí estamos hablando de ello!

Vamos a decir esto, el nuevo album de Jen "This Is Me... Now", está recibiendo una tonelada de amor entre los fans, quienes dicen que es un regreso a la década de los 2000 y el R&B y uno de los mejores proyectos de J Lo hasta ahora.

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Jenny se está subiendo a una nueva ola y surfeando todo el camino a la orilla sin problemas. ¡Felicidades!

Sharon Stone Ex-LAPD Officers Don't Buy O.J. Tale

Sharon Stone claims LAPD officers came to her home during the O.J. Simpson chase and whisked her away -- but cops who were on the force back then don't have any such memory.

David Gascon -- who was a commander at the LAPD's Media Relations department during the O.J. years -- tells TMZ ... he's never heard of cops showing up to Sharon's crib on June 17, 1994, when officers were in hot pursuit of Simpson during that infamous televised low-speed chase.

Not only is Gascon personally unaware of it happening ... he says he'd never heard a single report of Sharon's involvement, at least not until she talked about it this past week.

Ditto for Tom Lange ... the lead LAPD detective on the O.J. case tells us he hadn't heard a peep about Sharon's claim cops ushered her to a hotel for safety reasons. In fact, Lange asks the obvious question ... why would O.J. go after Sharon at the time?

Lange insists, if Sharon's Simpson saga happened, he would've heard of it. As for Sharon's M.O. in telling it ... he suspects it might have to do with the 30th anniversary coming up in June.

Last, but not least, we spoke to a retired former LAPD officer -- who worked in the South L.A. division back in 1994 -- and he also says any Sharon-O.J. connection is news to him!

This retired officer questions how or why O.J. would have any reason to go to Sharon's house at the time ... especially with 20 patrol cars chasing him down the freeway.

The way Sharon put it in her new interview, her "Basic Instinct" fame from '92 is what supposedly spurred a bunch of officers to show up to her house to hide her at a hotel. Although, as many here have noted, she had no apparent connection to O.J. in those days.

Sharon has previously talked about how crazy it was for her in the '90s after her then-viral movie skyrocketed her to A-list status ... not to mention making her a bona fide sex symbol.

Again, the fact these former officers are taking her story with a grain of salt does not mean what Sharon is saying didn't occur -- but as far as they're concerned, it was never on their radar.

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Guess there's no one else to have weigh-in at this point besides O.J. himself ... kidding.

J Lo Poses with Times Square Billboards Hey Guys, This Is Me ... Now

Jennifer Lopez looked like a tourist in Times Square to plug her new album -- 'cause there's no better way to let folks know you're the one and only ... than by posing with yourself!!!

That's exactly what J Lo did Friday as she had a photog follow her around the famous NYC stop standing in front of a bunch of billboards that were promoting her latest project -- not to mention the visual treatment/movie ... plus, a doc coming out too that's all about her.

Like we said ... Jen very much so comes across like an out-of-towner here, standing in the heart of the Big Apple cheesin' as she points and goofs around in front of the giant ads.

This is the sort of thing a normie would do in Times Square -- and yet, here's a bona fide A-lister doing it ... with no shame to her game. Jenny's got an album to promote, dammit!

BTW, Jennifer didn't confine her self-referential poses to the big billboards hanging up against all the skyscrapers -- she brought her feel-good vibes down to the street level as well ... leaning up against a van at one point that also had her face plastered across the side.

There, too, Jen was smiling ear to ear ... happy to pimp her image for as much pub as possible. On its face, it seems to have worked ... 'cause here we are talking about it!

We'll say this ... Jen's new album, 'This Is Me... Now,' is actually getting a ton of love among fans -- who say it's a throwback to 2000s R&B ... and one of J Lo's best projects yet.

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She's catching a new wave -- and riding that puppy all the way to shore. Congrats!

Jennifer Lopez Se pone caliente en una nueva canción Sobre el sexo con Ben...

Jennifer López nos está dando algunos detalles muy íntimos sobre su matrimonio con Ben Affleck al cantar sobre su vida sexual juntos en una nueva canción y sí, es subida de tono.

Las cosas se ponen calientes y pesadas en la nueva canción "Greatest Love Story Never Told" de su nuevo álbum "This Is Me... Now". Escucha estas letras, por favor: "Echando de menos tu cuerpo, subiéndose encima de mí, deslizándose dentro de mí, la forma en que lo monto, cuerpos alineados, mira nuestra sincronización".

Está claro que no hay tal cosa como demasiada información cuando se trata de J Lo, al menos no por estos días.

Ahora, la canción no es del todo "porno". También canta cómo era su "destino" "encontrarse dos veces en una vida". Solo otro ejemplo de que ella y Ben están profundamente enamorados.

Los oyentes están encantados con la nueva canción. Algunos autoproclamados románticos empedernidos dijeron que se identificaban completamente con ella y que era su favorita del álbum, el primero en una década. Por eso ha sido tendencia en X gran parte del viernes.

Ben obviamente fue una inspiración importante para el nuevo álbum y también se involucró personalmente, prestando algunas voces de fondo para "Not Going Anywhere". Sí, está acreditado.

Después de que su famosa relación terminara a principios de la década de los 2000, J&B volvieron a estar juntos en 2021, con un montón de acogedores avistamientos entre ellos, incluyendo algunos nostálgicos viajes en yate, por supuesto. Afortunadamente, la cantante ha dejado claro que están mucho más seguros ahora de lo que estaban antes.

Tanto es así, que hizo un álbum en el que se aborda fuertemente su relación.

Una cosa es segura: está enamorada de su marido y, como hemos sabido, ¡él también!

J Lo está arrasando ahora mismo: su nuevo álbum no solo está siendo bien recibido por los fans, sino que su película también está siendo alabada. Pronto se estrenará otro documental "The Greatest Love Story Never Told", que llegará a Prime a su debido tiempo.

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Bienvenidos a la nueva era de Jenny.

Zendaya y Tom Holland Tomados de la mano mientras dejan el estreno de "Dune" Fin a los rumores...

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Zendaya y Tom Holland siguen siendo una pareja y lo demostraron esta semana cuando salieron de la mano del estreno de su película en Londres, aplastando todos los rumores de ruptura.

Tom estaba tomando firmemente la mano de Zendaya el jueves por la noche mientras salían del estreno de "Dune: Part Two" y dejaban atrás a los paparazzi y a los cazadores de autógrafos. Él tomó la iniciativa aquí, ayudándola a entrar en un carro que los estaba esperando y jugando sin duda un buen papel de novio.

Esta es la primera vez que Zendaya y Tom son vistos juntos en público desde que comenzaron los rumores de su ruptura incesante. Hasta ahora, habían estado un poco separados, incluso estando en la misma ciudad en el último tiempo.

Recuerden, los rumores comenzaron en diciembre cuando Z dejó de seguir a todo el mundo en IG, incluido Tom y sin ninguna explicación.

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A principios de enero, Tom le dijo explícitamente a un fotógrafo que no habían terminado y hace un par de semanas redobló su defensa con algunos mensajes que alababan a Z en sus redes sociales. A pesar de eso, no los habíamos visto juntos en el mismo lugar hasta el gran momento de Zendaya en el estreno.

Ahora está más claro que el agua, la relación de Z y T va viento en popa y no hay problemas en el paraíso.

Históricamente, se han distinguido por ser bastante privados, así que este es un mensaje fuerte de su parte. Parece que Tom quería enviar un mensaje de una vez por todas.

Zendaya y Tom llevaban trajes negros a juego la noche del jueves y ella parecía mucho más cómoda de lo que estaba en el estreno.

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Respiren tranquilos, amigos, la pareja favorita de todo el mundo sigue junta.

JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS STEAMY ABOUT Sex with Ben ... NSFW Lyrics in New Song

Jennifer Lopez is letting us in on some very raunchy details about her marriage with Ben Affleck -- singing about their sex life in one of her new songs ... and yeah, it's raunchy.

Things get hot and heavy in the sultry new tune "Greatest Love Story Never Told" from her new album, "This Is Me… Now." Listen to these NSFW lyrics ... "Missing your body, Climbing on top of me, Slipping inside of me, Way that I ride it, Bodies aligning, Look at our timing."

Yeah, there's clearly no such thing as TMI when it comes to J Lo ... at least not these days.

The song isn't entirely X-rated though ... she also sings of how it was "destiny" they "found each other twice in one lifetime." Just another example that she and Ben are deeply in love.

Listeners were diggin' the emotionally charged tune ... some self-proclaimed hopeless romantics said they could totally relate to it, and that it was their favorite from her first album in a decade, which was trending heavily on X Friday.

While Ben obviously served as a major inspo on the new album, he also got involved personally -- lending some background vocals for "Not Going Anywhere." Yep, he's credited.

After their famous relationship ended in the early 2000s, J&B got back together in 2021, with plenty of cozy sightings, including some nostalgic yacht trips, of course -- and thankfully, the singer has made it clear they're much more secure now than they were previously.

So much so, in fact, that she made an album that heavily touches on their relationship.

One thing's for sure: she's into her hubby -- and, as we've learned, he's really into her too!

J Lo's killing it right now -- not only is her new album being well-received by fans, but this film of hers is being praised as well. There's a separate doc coming soon too ... "The Greatest Love Story Never Told," which is hitting Prime in due time.

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Welcome to the new era of Jenny, y'all.

Zendaya and Tom Holland Hold Hands Leaving 'Dune' Premiere ... Put End To Breakup Rumors

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Zendaya and Tom Holland are very much still a couple -- something they proved this week by holding hands after her big movie premiere in London ... squashing all the rumors.

Tom was firmly holding Zendaya's hand Thursday night as he led her away from the "Dune: Part Two" afterparty ... leaving paps and autograph hounds in the dust as he helped her into a waiting car. Indeed, he's taking the lead here ... and certainly playing the BF role.

This is the first time Zendaya and Tom have been spotted together in public since the incessant breakup rumors first started -- until now, they've kinda been apart ... even when they've been in the same city of late.

Remember, the rumblings began in December when Z unfollowed everyone on IG ... even purging Tom from her social media with no explanation.

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Tom told a photog, explicitly, they were not dunzo earlier in January -- and a couple weeks ago, he doubled down with some social media posts doting on Z. But, we still hadn't seen them at the same place at the same time until Zendaya's big moment at the premiere.

Now it's clear as day, Z and TH are going strong ... and there's no trouble in paradise.

They're historically a pretty private couple too, so this is a strong message as far as these two are concerned. Seems like Tom wanted to send a message once and for all.

Zendaya and Tom were wearing matching black outfits Thursday night ... and Zendaya looked a helluva lot more comfortable than what she showed up to the premiere wearing.

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Breathe easy, folks, everyone's favorite class couple's still together.

Dakota Johnson Hasn't Seen 'Madame Web' ... No Plans to See It (Yet)?!?

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Dakota Johnson's trying to avoid a sticky situation ... saying watching her movies could land her in an existential crisis -- which is why she says she hasn't seen her own new movie yet.

The actress made the stunning confession about "Madame Web" -- the superhero flick which she leads, and which is out in theaters now -- during an interview with Magic Radio ... admitting she's more likely to sneak out the back of the theater than stay for her own premiere, which she apparently did this week ahead of the official release of her flick.

It's a move she's clearly put to good use ... 'cause DJ says she still hasn't watched 'MW,' even now -- and it doesn't seem there are any plans to peep in the near future.

And, it's not just watching herself on the big screen that seems to be an issue for Johnson either ... 'cause she doesn't even seem interested in watching the flick at home -- adding she might watch the movie "someday" ... but sounding thoroughly disinterested.

Dakota says she's watched some of her movies, but admits she doesn't really like to view them -- saying she feels she could get hit with an existential crisis while watching one of her movies ... and comparing avoiding her films to "self-care."

It's not totally uncommon for stars not to watch their movies ... Constance Wu, Jesse Eisenberg, Helena Bonham Carter and Adam Driver are just a few of Hollywood's best and brightest who pass on watching their movies.

Gwyneth Paltrow's famous for giving interviews where she's basically admitted to having no idea what's happening in the Marvel Cinematic Universe ... despite appearing in seven Marvel films -- so it doesn't seem to be a requirement for giving great performances.

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BTW ... it might be a good thing Johnson avoids watching her movies or googling herself -- 'cause 'Web' is getting absolutely blasted by both critics and audiences.

The movie -- following clairvoyant Cassandra Webb (Johnson) who tries to protect three women from a mysterious adversary -- has a 14% critics score and a 55% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes ... numbers well below the typical Marvel film.

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The film is also expected to flop big time this weekend -- so, maybe it's best she stays away. In any case, Dakota isn't talking herself into a sequel -- her press run for this has been wild.