Model Josh Swickard Beach Bod's on Point, Abs-olutely

Josh Swickard busted out of his shirt and put on a show for your pleasure, ladies (and gentlemen).

The L.A.-based Wilhelmina model hit up Venice Beach for an intense workout that included rope jumping, rope climbing, pull-ups and push-ups. Basic workout but nothing basic about those bulging abs and biceps.

As if that eye candy wasn't enough ... Josh douses himself with some H2O before taking his sweaty ass for a dip in the Pacific blue. OK, we'll shut up now and let ya relish it all.

Kendall Jenner Here's a Secret, Victoria I'm the Face of La Perla Now!

Kendall Jenner will not be one of the angels walking the catwalk for the "2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show," but it was her choice ... made easier by a boatload of cash.

Our Kardashian family sources tell us Kendall didn't even audition for the gig because she has a major deal to be the face -- and other body parts -- of La Perla. We're told her multi-million dollar deal with the upscale lingerie line includes a non-compete clause ... so, walking for VS would've been a major no-no, anyway.

Fans were surprised when the list of models for this year's VS show didn't include Kendall -- especially because she did it last year, and her pal, Gigi Hadid, is doing it. What can we say? The chick got a wayyy better deal.

If you're disappointed ... there's always 2016.

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Jeremy Meeks My Heiress GF's Shiny New Bling Plays Hide-and-Seek

Jeremy Meeks is the undisputed rebound champ ... IF the massive rock on his heiress GF's hand is indeed proof he's locked her down.

The felon-turned-model and Chloe Green -- whose father has a $5 BILLION empire -- hit up Nobu Tuesday in Malibu tamely holding hands, and perhaps ... tried to hide her new bling

But Jeremy and Chloe posted a video of themselves all over each other, and Chloe's ring -- which looks awful engagement-y -- was blindingly obvious. It may appear to be on her right hand, but remember it's a selfie so the image is flipped.

The fast lane seems to suit Jeremy. He filed for separation from his wife just last month.

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NEW BLING

Miss BumBum Save the Rear Forest!

Here are the Miss BumBum Brazil 2017 contestants gagged and bound to trees -- but it's for a good cause ... and not the one running around your head.

The models posed to raise Amazon awareness on the heels of Brazil's President giving mining companies access to a nature reserve in the rain forest.

This seems like a peaceful protest we can all get behind.

Sexy, cultural and totally relevant for the times. The ladies of Miss BumBum ... always making their country proud. Rope burn be damned!

The Gonzalez Twins Hit The Beach

It's nice having a twin ... they always have your back ... and your bottom, which was the case for Dylan and Dakota Gonzalez when applying coconut oil at Venice Beach.

The Gonzalez twins are former college basketball players who just signed on to play in Master P's mixed gender basketball league, which should explain their killer bods ... and bootys.

Coconut oil and sand could be a sticky combo, and it was for the twins, but you won't be disappointed with the pics of them washing it off in the surf. Guaranteed.

Johnny Manziel's Fiancee Working Mayweather Fight ... I'm a Corona Girl!

There's a Johnny Manziel connection to the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight -- his fiancee is one of the Corona Girls!

TMZ Sports has learned ... Bre Tiesi (who happens to be a smokin' hot model) was tapped to don the legendary Corona outfit to work Friday's weigh-in festivities.

She did an excellent job!

No word if Johnny plans on heading to Vegas to attend the fight -- or if he's busy training for his NFL comeback.

One thing's for sure ... Bre looks goooood!!!

The Village People Add Hot Asian Construction Worker In a Revamped Lineup

The Village People's OG lineup of costumed characters was gettin' a little long in the tooth ... so they added a young man to the lineup ... and he's Asian.

VP is unveiling its latest addition to the "YMCA" crew -- a new construction worker named James Qwong, a 6'2" Chinese model/actor ... and the first Asian man in the Village People.

Lead singer Victor Willis -- who recently returned to the group after a legal battle for song rights -- felt the touring group looked worn and tired ... so he wanted a fresh, hot bod on the front lines.

Hard to tell he's Asian from the ginormous sunglasses. Still ... talk about a macho man, huh?

Sonia Rockwell Rocks Bikini ... So Well

Sonia Rockwell sticks out like a sore thumb on the sand, especially when it's covered in gross sea debris.

The "Being Mary Jane" actress flew solo to the beach in Malibu last week and added some beauty to the shoreline ... which looked uncharacteristically gnarly. She made the most of it, though ... finding a spot to catch some rays and read a book.

Sonia showed up rocking the daisy dukes ... but stripped down to her bikini to take a dip in the Pacific.

Lucky us.

Lexy Panterra Splish Splash My Ass is Taking a Bath!!!

Lexy Panterra's ass brings all the boys girls to the beach ... and they're definitely better than your girls.

The model and celebrity twerk instructor hit the beach in Malibu this week to dip her ass in the salty Pacific. And it's true what they say -- hotties hang with hotties. Just look at her posse ... it's a fantASStic sight.

Pretty sure Lexy's given her crew a crash course on twerking ... judging from how Lexy and her girls are strutting their curves.

Malibu gets all the hot chicks.

Blac Chyna Teams Up with Belly ... I Know All 'Bout the 'Power of Pussy'

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P.O.P.

Blac Chyna's the star in Belly's new music video ... and it is AWESOME!!!

The song is titled "P.O.P. (Power of Pussy)" and we got a clip -- yes, that's with a p. Chyna doesn't rap, but she caresses her boobs, her butt and her P while she dances next to the rapper ... and a good dancer she is.

We're told the song was not inspired by Rob -- they say it's way more universal. But here's the thing. There's a lyric, "She took you for everything, You let her do it again" and as Belly raps, Chyna winks at the camera.

Also, sorry for getting this stuck in your head. That's the P.O.P. ... the P.O.P. ...

Miss BumBum 2017 Turns Beautiful Game Into Fantasstic Affair!!!

Miss BumBum 2017 contestants scored on each other ... and the entire planet cheered.

You know Brazil takes its fútbol seriously when part of the bootyful contest also means getting down and dirty on the pitch for some awesome girl-on-girl action. They kicked it. They banged it. They kneed it and they even put their asses into it ... literally.

This isn't the first time the potential award-winning asses had to strut their stuff. They marched for something Tuesday ... and we're still recovering from that ASSignment.

Lewis Hamilton All Aboard the Ass Yacht!

Lewis Hamilton continues to win on land and on sea ... setting sail in Barbados with a bunch of hot chicks in thongs.

The F1 superstar -- sporting a hat that reads "F**king Awesome" -- boarded a yacht with roughly 20 people for a sexy party cruise.

The 32-year-old has been living it up in the Caribbean -- the day before the boat party, he was spotted at the Crop Over festival with the likes of Rihanna and Jeremy Meeks.

Heidi Klum Ice Cream Fit Bod!!!

Heidi Klum is proof ice cream does the body good.

The supermodel showed off her physique Sunday in a black string bikini while on vacay in St. Barts. The 44-year-old smoke show was there with her boyfriend, Vito Schnabel, and her family.

Vito had his usual front row seat for the Heidi show ... as she caught waves and got down and dirty in the sand. If you look closely, there was also a unicorn sighting on the beach.

Anyone else got a sweet tooth?

Chrissy Teigen Feeling Tropical ... in Italy

Chrissy Teigen's breaking out in green ... almost from head to toe.

The supermodel, hubby John Legend and baby Luna are in Venice, Italy for a little family vacay. Chrissy showed off her best assets in her loose tropical-themed outfit that perfectly matched her hair wrap.

Chrissy's diggin' her outfit and John's also clearly loving it ... he had to snap a pic.

Chrissy's cleavage is no stranger to stealing the spotlight ... who can forget the couple's "Slow Dance" mishap that left everyone wanting more?