Alessandra Ambrosio Loves Her Brazilian Coconuts ... Can't Blame Her

Alessandra Ambrosio's gonna pass on the eggnog by the fireplace, and opt instead for sipping straight from coconuts, while chilling in a bikini. Who says supermodels ain't smart?

The VS Angel is down in her native Brazil, soaking up the summer weather. She's also making Christmas much merrier for the rest of us.

#FelizNatal

Dan Bilzerian From 1 Bachelor To Another ... Take My Pad Off My Hands

Dan Bilzerian needs a change of scene -- so he's moving to a bigger house in Vegas closer to his brother and putting a house up for sale where the sweet life is deep in the dry wall.

The famous playboy just listed his bachelor pad, and for $5.1 mil ... you too can live like Dan once did -- or just enjoy a 5 bed, 9 bath crib over 9,400 sq. feet. Either way.

Whatever the new home owner's desire, this place is fit for any purpose. It's got underground parking, a courtyard, a library and rec room, plus a backyard grill and built-in bar ... pool and fire pit included.

With the help of his agent, Frank Napoli, Dan shouldn't have any trouble selling his beloved home where models and porn stars roamed free. Might need a carpet clean or 2, though ... just sayin'.

Ashley Graham White Hot

Ashley Graham looks best when she brings it back to basics ... as in wearing a bikini.

Ashley did a photo shoot in Puerto Rico over the weekend showing off her new swimwear line SwimSuitsForAll ... and demonstrated her white bikini addition from her best angles.

A couple other bikini colors are already sold-out on her site ... here's hoping the winter campaign works.

#YearRoundBikiniSeason

Browns QB Cody Kessler Model Fiancee Heats Up Cleveland

Betcha didn't think you'd be jealous of a Cleveland Browns player ... but that's all about to change.

Here's Valeriya Kuklishyna -- the Ukrainian model Cody Kessler proposed to last weekend in Cleveland -- and considering the Browns' 0-13 record ... she just might be the highlight of the season.

Check out the pics ... she's hot enough to melt all the lake-effect snow in The Land.

Congrats on the engagement, kiddos!!

Chrissy Teigen I Don't Think I've Ever Looked Sexy ... Girl, Please

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Chrissy Teigen doesn't think she's all that, but we'll have to respectfully disagree.

We got Chrissy leaving LAX Friday, where we gave her props on her HOT workout video ... and asked if she sides with folks who say she looks better now than before the baby.

Watch -- our camera guy rightfully calls out her answer as the bald-faced lie it must be.

Model Liziane Gutierrez Sinful Christmas

Liziane Gutierrez has been very good this year ... at getting in front of every camera she possibly can -- so we'll find out if Santa rewards that kinda thing.

The Brazilian model went shopping for a Christmas tree in Vegas this week, and decided it's a clothing-optional activity. Enjoy her take on Mrs. Claus in nothing but garland.

We suspect she's getting a hose on Christmas morning. #thirsty

Chrissy Teigen LOVES Working Out ... With Wine & Fries

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Chrissy Teigen has the best holiday diet plan we've ever seen, and thankfully she's introducing it in a tiny leotard ... and NO bra.

Chrissy did her take on '80s aerobics videos -- shout-out to Olivia Newton-John -- for LOVE magazine's advent, and it's dripping with her personality.

If you like wine, hot dogs and greasy fries as much as working out you're gonna dig what she's done here. And even if you hate all of those things, there's Chrissy ... and that ya can't hate.

Warning: Don't let the first 10 seconds throw you off. #baitandswitch #thegoodkind

Victoria's Secret Models It's Always Sunny In The Florida Keys

Victoria's Secret models Stella Maxwell, Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd posing on the beach in the Florida Keys could double as a tourism ad.

The Keys have been crawling with models this week shooting lingerie campaigns ... which would've been nice to know before you booked that trip to Chicago, right?

We applaud the ladies for bringing their A games to lawn chairs, swings, hammocks ...

Brava!

Irina Shayk Yes, That's an Engagement-ish Ring on My Hand

Irina Shayk is weighed down by more than a baby bump these days ... check out that ROCK!!

The almost definitely pregnant super model was leaving a spa in L.A. when she whipped out her left hand and brandished what appears to be a huge emerald encircled by diamonds. So, ya gotta wonder -- did Bradley Cooper pop the question?

The ring looks eerily similar to LiLo's engagement ring -- though we're sure Irina's hoping hers comes with much better luck.

'Black Mirror' Model My Plan's Working ... Agencies Suddenly Want a Piece of Me

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Copying Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid's famous poses, and calling out the modeling industry for its lily-white ways ... has made a wannabe model the popular girl in school.

Deddeh Howard blew up on the Internet as the so-called "Black Mirror" chick -- just a week ago she replicated famous ad campaigns that featured white models to show African-American women can do it just as well. No offense, Kate Moss.

Deddeh's movement is already working miracles for her. She tells us agencies that used to shoot her down -- because they had their quota of "2 black models" -- are suddenly sniffing around her door.

You can tell she's got the attitude to make it -- Deddeh explained why she's not jumping immediately at every offer she gets. Werk!

Victoria's Secret Model Topless In Miami

Josephine Skriver ain't gonna sell a lot of bras posing like this ... but Victoria's Secret's bottom line isn't really our problem.

Josephine went au naturel up top during a VS shoot in Miami. Her fellow models, Taylor Hill & Lais Ribeiro, were also there, but a bit more covered. But not much.

Lingerie on the beach ... in December? It really is beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Brock O'Hurn Lets Man Bun Loose To Play Shirtless Santa

Brock O'Hurn and his legendary man bun are out to prove they're more than just a one-trick pony ... so they're giving ol' St. Nick a totally new, much more beefed-up makeover.

O'Hurn has been tapped to play sexy, shirtless Santa in an ad for Icelandic Glacial Water this holiday season with model Iskra Lawrence. You can see from the pics -- O'Hurn's right in his element -- shirtless with his hair flowing ... with the not-so-subtle addition of a Santa suit.

The ad's plot isn't quite clear, but that doesn't matter ... not like you'll be looking at the water anyway.

Bella Hadid, Elsa Hosk & More Bahama Mamas Slay and Vacay Together

So, this is either the hottest group of women to ever vacation together, or we can all expect the hottest photo shoot or video to be released soon.

Models Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Bella Hadid, Lais Ribeiro, Gizele Oliveira, Rose Bertram, Hailey Baldwin and Alessandra Ambrosio were all hanging out on Norman's Cay in the Bahamas ... but it's unclear whether the trip is for business or pleasure.

Either way ... it's a win for us.

Irina Shayk Hiding Baby Bump ... But Can't Hide Cravings

Irina Shayk's employing the oldest trick in the book -- super baggy sweaters -- to conceal what's widely believed to be the baby in her belly, but her mouth is blowing the secret.

Irina was out Sunday in L.A. with BF Bradley Cooper's mom and couldn't resist sucking down an ice cream cone during a grocery run. Cravings much?

She and Bradley have been tight-lipped about the pregnancy rumors, but frozen desserts -- on a chilly day in L.A. -- and this profile shot kinda tell the story, no?

One thing's for sure ... it's gonna be a really, really, really good-looking baby.

Model Blen Joseph Nice Shots ... Pool Game Ain't Bad Either

Blen Joseph doesn't play by the traditional rules of pool ... meaning she'll get all up on the table for a shot if she damn well pleases -- but we're cool with that.

The curvaceous model chalked up and knocked some balls around in the billiards room of self-help guru Tai Lopez's pad ... then hit the pool outside too.

Gotta say ... Blen's got great form.

Ashley Graham Victoria's Secret Did It Big But They Could Go Bigger ...

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Ashley Graham loved watching the Victoria's Secret Angels do their thing in Paris, but she says she'd love joining them on the runway even more ... and expects to soon.

We got Ashley in Studio City, where she's promoting the current season of "America's Next Top Model" -- she's a judge -- and she said plus-size models deserve a spot in the VS lineup -- especially since they're coming up big everywhere else.

She even shouts out the brawn model movement ... 'cause big men need love too.