Miami

Here's Bethenny Frankel trying her best to relax poolside in Miami.

Bethenny to friend: Does this bikini make my boobs fall out?

Friend: Yes.

Bethenny: Perfect.

Paris Hilton and vodka did NOT go well together for once when a spilled drink screwed up her DJ gig in Miami -- but at least the crowd got to watch her play handywoman.

P was doing a set at Wall for Art Basel, and just when she had the club jumping ... someone doused her laptop with booze!

She was cool about it at first, but check out Paris filling time and trying to direct repairs. Somehow they got it sorted out after about 10 minutes.

Taylor Swift ballyhooed her star power Tuesday night by calling up onstage most of the iconic stars in Miami.

Pitbull, Ricky Martin and Dwayne Wade joined Taylor and Wade paid the appropriate homage by presenting Swifty with her own lucky-numbered Heat jersey.

Back to Gloria Estefan ... what the ****?

Lil Wayne got dissed by Diddy's posse in Miami, and it came thiiis close to blowing up into a replay of Drake and Chris Brown's infamous bloody nightclub battle.

This time the drama went down in LIV Nightclub at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Sunday night. Sources in the club tell us Wayne walked over to say hello to Diddy, who was in a VIP booth next to the DJ.

The beef started when Diddy's security stopped Weezy and wanted to search his posse. We're told Wayne didn't take kindly to that ... ended up spilling his drink on a bodyguard, and then things escalated quickly -- with both posses shoving each other.

We're told Wayne and Diddy got in the middle of the fray, and there was a lot of yelling back and forth ... but ultimately cooler heads prevailed. They ended up shaking hands, walking away -- and, based on the vid in the club, having a great night.

Big difference from Diddy's run-in with Drake in LIV last year.

Shemar Moore engaged in some all-American guy fun -- flashing his sexy, rippling muscles on South Beach ... just long enough to get CRUSHED into the sand by another dude.

The "Criminal Minds" star kicked off his holiday early -- chilling with his cousin, who is such a MASSIVE slab o' man ... he tossed 6'1" Shemar around like a rag doll. A stupidly chiseled rag doll, but still ...

Lil Wayne doesn't want to record with Birdman anymore, but you can -- ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!! -- if you've got six-figures burning a hole in your pocket.

Yes ... for the low, low price of $100,000 ... you can purchase an incredible NYE party package that starts with you in the famed YMCMB studio in Miami Beach.

You'll get to record a song with Birdman himself ... in the same studio where Weezy and Drake lay down tracks. After that you'll really start living like a rap star -- because you and your entourage (up to 50 deep) will get into Cameo nightclub where you'll be treated to:

-- 50 bottle of Ace of Spades Champagne
-- 10 bottles of Don Julio 1942 Tequila
-- 10 bottles of Grey Goose Vodka
-- 5 Bottles of D’Usse VSOP Cognac

The bottles of Ace alone would you run you $50k ... so it's a pretty sweet NYE deal.

The coveted package is still up for sale. Just think of all the great Instagram pics you'd have ...

Justin Bieber has some gall ... having a better 4th than just about any true American ... knocking back a few cold ones on an enormous yacht.

Biebs ... was off the coast of Miami Beach -- shirtless of course -- drinking a frosty Corona on the bow of his rented luxury vessel.

Last time the pop star was in Miami Beach he was busted for DUI ... so this is a safe move unless Biebs takes the helm.

Enjoy your sparklers and frozen hot dogs this weekend.