Olsen Twins

Looking like a risen Kurt Cobain, MKO hit the streets of L.A. on Monday decked out in a 1992 frat flannel, Catherine Bach's tattered Daisy Dukes and a pair of orthopedic gladiator sandals. What? No iced coffee drink?!

Both she and her old kitchen need an extreme makeover.

In the course of a few hours on Monday, Ash went from NYC streetwalker to k.d. Lang wannabe.

From the looks of her rainbow muumuu dress thing, Mary-Kate Olsen's true twin is ... Bea Arthur! Thank you for being a friend?!

Done with her 2006 witch boots and oversized '70s shades, the 21-year-old wannabe Snowbird unleashed her latest accessories on the innocent public at a NYC event on Wednesday -- a bile-colored clutch and a retired Moscow socialite's aerobics headband. Oy!

Afterwards, Mary-Kate enjoyed cheesecake and kibitzed with Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia on the lanai.

NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly says that Mary-Kate Olsen won't be interviewed in connection with the death of Heath Ledger -- just as TMZ first reported on Friday morning.

Internet and print reports have insisted that MK would be questioned by cops, insinuating that Ledger's masseuse, Diana Wolozin, called her to hatch a plan to hide illegal drugs in Heath's apartment. If that were true, we're told, cops would have to interview Olsen, but as TMZ has reported, that simply isn't the case.

"There is absolutely no indication that investigators were going to speak to Mary-Kate Olsen," said Kelly, as the New York Daily News reports. "They determined that they had all the information needed, by the witnesses who were on the scene."

Mary-Kate Olsen has just issued the following statement in the wake of Heath Ledger's death:

Here's the way it went down. A cleaning lady for Heath arrived at the apartment first, followed soon thereafter by a masseuse. They both entered the room at around the same time and discovered Heath's lifeless body.

The cleaning lady called police. The masseuse, we're told, called the bodyguard for the Olsens. She called him because they're friends and he's an EMT. The bodyguard was around the block at Ashley's and he immediately went over. By the time he arrived, the cops were already there.

The miniature mogul decided snowy Park City, Utah was the appropriate place to let her cheek bones catch some rays.

Once the Showtime star and her male friend secured the suds, they decided to cross the street ... against the light! After a convertible honked at the pair, MKO gave a quick wave and made her way across.

Her outfit's not too bad either-- because it's mostly hidden.

PETA has come out swinging against Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen for ignoring their pleas to stop wearing and promoting fur. We'd pre-fur you don't!

A new campaign launched this week features the "Trollsen Twins" (Hairy Kate and Trashley) learning about the evils of harming animals in a graphic video parody of "Full House".

The organization also plans to unveil a poster of the Starbucks-swilling celebutwins with the tagline: "Fur Is Worn By Beautiful Animals and Ugly People" next to their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this afternoon.

Where's Danny Tanner when they need him?

This rail-like, camera-shy example is also remarkable for its unusual high-booted feet, black lacquered talons, and fierce scowl.

The tiny celebutwin was able to walk on her own power outside of a furniture store in L.A., in spite of being weighted down by twelve pounds of costume jewelry. Style slave MK knows that nothing swanks up a sweatshirt and jeans like a yak hair vest, Elvis aviator specs and a Halloween manicure. Isn't she chic?!

We caught up with the not-Ashley celebutwin leaving the Bowery Hotel last night, looking not so worse for the wear after her hospital stay, to the extent that we could actually catch a glimpse of her -- and not just the bat-like eyes that tend to pop out of the night.

Both Olsen twins -- Mary-Kate and Ashley -- were spotted in Manhattan. And by seen, we mean their full, unblocked faces. And neither wore black, nor any headgear, nor any elaborate method of self-concealment. Twintastic indeed.