Ashley Olsen's Show and Tell

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Half of the Olsen clan recently made an appearance at a Texas elementary school's show and tell. Who brought the Olsen? Lance Armstrong's daughter! Although we're not quite sure in what context the tiny twin was presented.

According to Radar, one of Lance's twin girls trotted out the mini starlet for all her class to see. The appearance is definitely a shocker since the Olsens can barely stomach being seen in public without shielding their faces.

It seems like just yesterday when Lance's new girlfriend was in grade school herself. Oh wait, it was!

'Full House' Reunion You Still Got It, Dude!

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Danny and Michelle Tanner had a father-daughter dinner Monday night in NYC -- twelve years after "Full House" went off the air. Keeping in touch!

Full House Reunion -- You Still Got It, Dude!

TMZ caught Bob Saget and Ashley Olsen leaving The Spotted Pig within moments of each other, and though calling it a coincidence is doubtful, Olsen looked completely confused when our photog said Saget was inside.

Ashley also tried getting into the wrong car ... so confusion seemed to have been an overall theme of the night.

TMZ Flash Forward: Mary-Kate in 20 Years!

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This fashion forward Olsen twin is the darling of paparazzi, a millionaire businesswoman, and the idol of at least 32 people.

It's time to take a trip to the future! See Mary-Kate in 2027!

Mary-Kate Olsen is Seven Lattes Tall!

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Just as mythical Smurfs are only three apples high, elfin Mary-Kate Olsen is a mere seven Venti lattes tall (eight in heels)! See our handy chart on the right!

An albino Eskimo Mary-Kate was spotted leaving her Paris hotel with a Starbucks coffee, despite a plethora of French cafes. Then it was back to fashion shows, shopping and ice fishing.

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Ashley Olsen Is Weathered-Looking

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No, that's not the Gorton's Fisherman, it's Ashley Olsen! Trust!

Decked out on Saturday in a Grizzly coat, studded Halloween pumpkin sack and deep sea fishing boots, the 21-year-old wonder twin battled a fierce L.A. storm, or as it's commonly known around the rest of the country -- a little drizzle! Are schools closed?!

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A Little Self Promotion for Mary-Kate

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What's that Showtime show that Mary-Kate Olsen is on? That one with Mary-Louise Parker and Elizabeth Perkins? Damn, the name of the show is right on the tip of our tongue ...

... Oh, that's right. It's "Roots."

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Mary-Kate: Goldilocks and No Frocks

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Elfin over-dresser Mary-Kate Olsen says that though she's known for her out-of-control outfits, the mini twin likes it best when she's wearing nothing at all.

Olsen, who designs a couture clothing line called "The Row," admitted to Harper's Bazaar that she often runs around her house "naked with heels all the time. It's so funny." Hilarious. TMZ's friends at PrettyOnTheOutside provided their take on Mary-Kate's private romps. "All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry," she continued.

The tiny former TV tot told Harpers that her recent switch from brunette to blonde was because she was channeling Britney. "I woke up one morning and I was like, I want white trash hair today." Blondes have more fun at the trailer park, y'all!

Mary-Kate Olsen: Grandma, Is That You?

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Grandma chic Mary-Kate Olsen was seen leaving Barneys New York -- and she's taken her nana look so far that she actually looks like she's got osteoporosis. Oy, such a pain!

Her French fried roots are partially hidden under one of the berets she's been knitting for her adorable imaginary grandchildren. She's in a hurry to get home to finish making the chopped liver for the New Year!

She caps it off with her cataract protective glasses, and she's ready for her next appearance -- at the cardiologist's office!

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Mary-Kate Olsen: Crash Landing?

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Tiny twin Mary-Kate Olsen has given up her five inch platform witch shoes for the summer, and now appears to be wearing some type of orthopedic apparatus to help her walk. Brace yourselves!

The peach nailed style slave appears to have fallen sometime prior to her entrance to a Hollywood party, leaving her snot-colored bag stained with what appears to be grape jelly.

Credits: Mary Kate's hair by Bleached to Sh*t Salon, Makeup by Death Knell Cosmetics, Jewelry by Tut's Tomb.

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Mary-Kate Takes a Dive

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No matter where they are, the Olsen twins just hate letting paparazzi see their faces. There must be a good reason.

Mary-Kate Takes a Dive


Mary-Kate was spotted outside of The Green Door last night, where she went into stealth mode as soon as one of her buddies noticed TMZ's camera zooming in. Olsen booked it to her car, dove into the passenger seat and quickly hid behind her purse and sweater.

And faster than you could say "you got it dude," Mary-Kate was gone.

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Mary-Kate "Freaked Out" by Spies in Her Classroom!

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No one was the tiniest bit shocked when teeny Mary-Kate Olsen decided to ditch NYU, but she didn't drop out because of weight issues, dislike of study, or a sudden realization that she was a teenage multi-millionaire with as much use for a college education as Britney Spears has for a live mike.

The rapidly-aging celebutwin tells New York magazine this week that she bailed on NYU because she was spooked by classmates who were spying on her; selling their snitchy stories to tabs and working at glossies that were happy to receive dispatches from the classroom. "They'd have internships at the weeklies," says MK. "Learning is not fun if you're not safe."

The mag points out that the "Weeds" guest star didn't actually drop out -- she's still enrolled and has only a year-and-a-half to go for a degree. MK and Ashley are in the midst of launching a new fashion line, The Row, which will be most conspicuous for the absence of any trace of the mini twins themselves, either in face or name.

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Michelle Tanner Looks Disheveled

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Double-minted twin Ashley Olsen sure has that "wind-blown" look down pat!

The couple-minutes-older clone hit up Neiman Marcus yesterday to pick up some duds, wearing a pair of BluBlocker knock-offs stolen right from the Hoff's "Knight Rider" wardrobe table, and looking like she'd been hanging her head out of K.I.T.T.'s passenger-side window!

The tiny twin added some needed height with a pair of shiny black heels, which appear to have been ex-strap-olated from those "Xena"-esque S&M things she sported this past weekend in the Hamptons.

You must be this tall to ride - with David Hasselhoff!

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Ashley Olsen: Ready to Work

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Ashley Olsen may not emulate homeless bag ladies like her sis Mary-Kate -- but she's still receiving style inspiration from the streets! (Yeah, bitches, we know, we know. It's Ashley, not Mary-Kate.)

All dolled up in a business casual leather miniskirt, striped nylons and a pair of sensible 5-inch Divine Brown stiletto pumps, the usually well-dressed celebutwin revealed her new dominatrix/secretary look to the world. What are her rates? Can she type?!

Ashley, who did not check into rehab for anorexia nervosa, was nearly unrecognizable as she walked down a Los Angeles sidewalk on Thursday! Need a ride to the office?!

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Rare Bird Species Spotted in Brentwood

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This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store.

The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.

Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.

Ashley: Red Menace

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Tiny twin Ashley Olsen was spotted outside her Los Angeles office in this surprisingly respectable ensemble -- despite the candy-colored eyewear that looks like a cereal box prize.

It's amazing that the petite millionairess can balance that gigantic purse while wearing those 5" heel peep-toe slingback pumps! That's talent!

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Mary-Kate Drives, Ashley Braces for Impact

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The Olsen Twins hit up Courteney Cox's favorite restaurant last night -- but one of them did not want to be seen ... maybe she didn't like the food?

Mary-Kate Drives, Ashley Braces for Impace


Mary-Kate and Ashley bolted from Il Sole in West Hollywood on Tuesday, retreating into their waiting SUV, where Ashley absurdly kept her head buried between her knees as photogs tried to snap a few photos.

A spaced out Mary-Kate took the wheel where she was -- unfortunately for her and anyone who sees her creepy eyes -- unable to duck and cover like her sister.

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